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Breaking News: Cat Takes Over Household, Dog Files ComplaintIn a shocking turn of events, Mr. Whiskers, a five-year-old tabby cat, has officially seized control of the household, leaving Buddy, the family’s golden retriever, no choice but to file a formal complaint with his owners. Reports from the scene suggest that this feline coup has been in the works for quite some time, with Mr. Whiskers employing a series of strategic moves that have resulted in his unquestioned reign over the home.