Is that sound good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check, Tully. Check.
All right. Hello. All right. Three, two.
G'day. Welcome to the show. It's a day. It's not nighttime.
You could probably enjoy a sandwich. What do you think the ratio of people that eat sandwiches at a particular time in the day? What is the highest sandwich consuming period of a day? Let's start with this country, America.
Brian Post saying welcome to the show. What are your thoughts? All day. 11.30 to two.
Like lunch. I speak sandwich. I didn't claim to agree. Are you against nighttime sandwiches?
No. Because I'm... Do you see me? What?
Because you're a little chunky. A little bit of nighttime eating in general going on here. But do you eat old day as well? Or do you only eat a night?
Yeah. I mean, I've got some stuff to work out. What do you mean something? Well, clearly.
No, I'm not the heaviest I've ever been, but I'm up there. Oh. Yes. Because you kind of...
I got chunky. Yeah, but you lost? I lost a lot. For a long time.
Yeah. Yeah. And then COVID... Oh, okay.
With food delivery apps? Yeah. This thing I knew. Well, at least you're rich enough to get food apps.
Because I don't... I guess... I'm like broke. I can't get food apps anymore.
Oh, it gets expensive. No, I know. My business manager informed me of how much I was spending on them. And I was like...
Oh yeah. That's like a... That's like a... I could lease a Lamborghini.
But instead I get... I couldn't... like busing over a cent to my house... Four days a week.
Yeah. So it's over. It's been a tough transition because I don't like cooking. And I just wanna eat.
And I just wanna go. So when I make food, it's bad. And then that again, slaps me in the face with a shock of not being rich and having to make this grilled cheese sandwich. But instead of grilling it, I just put the cheese in the toast and it wasn't grilled and it was pretty bad.
It's pretty dry and I was like, this is your life. You are now a dry cheese sandwich. Can you cook Brian? A couple of things.
My wife is a really good cook, but I'll still eat nonstop and not ask her to make me something. I'll just get hungry and then order something and it was really bad during COVID. You've been smoking part marijuana for a long time, right? Do you get, because I find people that smoke a lot of part marijuana, don't get that munchy cheese as much as amateur hour?
No offense to all your rookies out there. But if you do it 24-7. I guess that's true. Yeah.
But do you feel like all of a sudden, right before you go to bed, you're back in that element, because that's when my appetite is embarrassing. Yeah. It's not too late. I'm eating and then going right to bed.
I'm about to pass out. But I should go get up and go to the freezer and get an ice cream. Yeah. No.
Go to, you were already out. But the part marijuana something is like an ice cream. I've gotten better at not ordering, but I'm still eating. Like I won't, I'm going to order Taco Bell.
But then I'll go get. Wait, you eat Taco Bell? I know it's the worst too. And I like good Mexican food.
I like real Mexican food also. But I still... That could kill you in one sitting. You're probably right.
Yeah. It's not good to eat it too in the morning either. But then, but now I'll go, oh, I'm not going to order that. But instead I'll have 40 cookies and, you know, a Jarrapena butter or something.
Whatever's just around. I actually had Taco Bell the other day. My son wanted it in ice. I'm against him eating any of that stuff.
But I also know that if you, I'm not going to tell him you are forbidden to eat fast food. You can do whatever you want with your life. But I definitely don't want to pay for that to be delivered to this house. So I feel like that's a fair argument.
But the other day I hadn't seen for a while and he just brought it up as a joke. And I was like, all right. He's like, really? I'm like, yeah, man.
Why not? I don't think I've ever done this for you. But yeah, you want to get Taco Bell? And then I was like, what should I get?
He's like, you're going to get something. I'm like, man, we're going to get something. Well, I recommend this. I'm like, okay, cool.
Do you know what you got? I'm curious. Diarrhea. Yeah, oh yeah.
I feel like it was already coming out of my butt before I'd finished the taco. Yeah. Yeah, they give that to you for free. I think it was a.
Gordita. No, you got to die. It's not. It's not that it's back.
The Mexican pizza is a classic. Now that it's back. It went away for a while. And now it's worth our time.
That's one of the more he brought it back or something. That was one of the fattest cities. Yeah, winter is coming. What are the next things you say?
You got to get the makes it from taco. No, man. But if you're going to do it, if you're going to get diarrhea, you got to double down. You got to really get it.
I'm actually okay with that. I feel like I diarrhea and vomit it at the same time the other day. I have another podcast with Tony Hawk and we got a sponsor, Dave's Spicy Chicken. And they've got like seven different levels of heart.
And Tony was like, give us the hottest one. It'd be fun for the read. So it's the ghost pepper one. And he's he's been on hot ones.
He's ate the spicy chip. He's good at it, I would say. Like a but way above average for some dude that can eat spicy stuff. So I bought it.
And as soon as I start chewing, I'm like, oh no. And Tony's like, it's good. This is the real thing though. I feel the spice.
And then I only had one bite and halfway through the podcast, my stomach was hurting. And then by the time I drove home on the freeway, my stomach was really hurting. And then I went back to my house and tried to poo and it wouldn't work. And then I went back three times and then on the third one, I was like, okay, it's finally going to come out.
And right as I started coming out, I was like, oh no, I'm going to vomit. Why am I vomiting? And I had a smoothie to try and like cool down the spice in my stomach and kind of smoothie. Asahi.
And then that came flying up into a bucket while poopees rocketed out of my booty hole. I've never had spice giving me like food poison. That's like food poison. I can't take it.
I think I got ever since I ate a raw onion on the show a long time ago, my stomach like it hurts if I do anything stupid with it. I think the other you get like the less. Yeah, you vomit around you can do it. You vomit more than I think any adult non supermodel that I know I challenge any of you out there to a vomit off.
No, I don't do it anymore. I used to do it all the time. That's the problem when you make yourself do it. You open because I used to make myself barf to get out of school when I was in middle school.
And once you kind of open that door, it never totally closes again. But it is convenient when you feel sick and you're like, you know what would probably clean this up is if I just get it out. And I've done that several times where I get it out and I go, oh, I'm good to go. Like that was a really good move.
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But then other times it's like, wherever it was, we just slowed you down. I had a role the other. This is me making my own food and I put too many red onions Katie even pointed out. She's like, you didn't think that's a bit too big of a pizza red onion.
I'm like, I don't know. I was putting the role and I started eating the role and as soon as I swallowed the first big pizza onion, I was like, oh, that didn't do good. And then I kept eating it and I was like, oh, that one hurt even more. And I was like, you know what?
I'll take a couple of these big ones out and then I took another bite and I was like, oh, no, this is not going to happen. And then I went to the toilet and no, I didn't even have to do a finger. I just leaned over and went, whaat? Like, you know, when Carmen turns out of his mouth, like that.
Do they have tutorials for making sandwiches on YouTube? I don't do that. Because it seems like a rudimentary skill, but at the same time, it seems like you could use some assistance in that. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't use YouTube unless it's like street beefs. Right.
Yeah. You ever seen street beefs? No, but it sounds amazing. Oh, it's the fighting like back yard fighting thing.
I have seen some of that. But they've had like real fighters. Like there's obviously most of them are terrible. Sometimes there's guys that there's a guy that's in the UFC now that was in one of those fights.
Go for real. Bruce Leroy. He was in a friggin backyard. Back yard.
It was like real white trash barbecue. Yeah. Like that old wrestling that's used to backyard wrestling like in the 90s. Yeah.
That's what it looked like to me. Like a fake pro wrestling stuff. Yeah, but I was going to say I feel like the backyard fake wrestling, sorry, professional wrestling is I think I'd rather ride bulls because they go off the ring and just say, you know, I'm going to start like cutting themselves. Like it's like, I got a baseball bat with barbed wire wrapped around it.
I'm going to hit you with it. Is that fake in that? Right. You know, most of them are not that fair and not that they probably have day jobs.
Right. So they're not as precise as some of the higher level guys. Oh, and they're just throwing themselves off of their parents' house under, you know, and a lot of them are not that full of fucks and yeah. Do you ever see the guy that did the jump?
He got he stood on the ropes like, Hey, crowd or whatever. And then I think he might have done a back flip or it was a straight jump. I can't remember. But it wasn't that high.
Both these knees snap back the other way. You know, like if you need like a horse, like you just like went back the other way. And I thought as a person that's injured his knees a lot, that guy might not be able to walk again. That guy definitely is not walking when he's 50 now because I mean, unless he got knee reconstruction.
It was a devastating blow for it. It was like 35 people were there. Yeah. And the crazy thing is I bet he won't walk after he's 50, but I also bet it wasn't the end of his backyard wrestling career.
No, like like 45 people showed up for his comeback. So they probably just throw him at each other. Yeah. And he never got paid for it.
It's not like an NFL guy or a pro-spoon. It's for the love of you. You know, the difference is, in my experience, most of the people I've never met a guy or a girl who is really good at a sport and hates it. I know Tully read Andre Agassi's book.
I don't read, but so I know from him that Andre Agassi hated tennis because he's the whole time. That's what he said. His dad was obsessed with having like a tennis prodigy. So he had four kids and the first three kids hadn't made it.
So Agassi was the last. I never liked it for a minute. I think he, I think there was definitely a time because I, as somebody that's been good at something, I just don't understand how you could be the highest level and not joy it. But I know that there's people that are pushed as a child and I think they did love it and because of their parents pushing, that's the bit they don't like about it.
So you kind of, you can ruin it for you. Did you push your kid into anything or anything? No, no. Yeah, I mean either.
Yeah, I don't, you know, people say like, I kind of want to because he has like natural talent, guitar and piano and he never practices and he'd be so much better if he did. He has a great year and the ability I don't have. But you've, but he can do it to suggest. Yeah, I do.
You know what it'd be cool? Like you'd be, you probably like 20 years ago, thank me for it is to continue going down that path. But if you're not into it, I just, I've seen the other side and I refuse to be that parent. Right.
Like where you see that where dad made a kid dropping on a vert ramp. I wouldn't do it. He came in. Right.
Oh, so he slammed like he fell like 12 feet in the dad and then somebody had a camera was like, you did not just do that. But I know motocross dads, I don't know if it's like this anymore, but I've seen motocross dads yell at their son to jump that double and he's eight to 10 years old. And he's like, I don't want to. I'm scared.
And then the dad yells at him and then the guy goes over the chump and comes up short and the dad's angry at him for not having the balls to go all the way over a jump. And I was like, I don't see you doing this. Yeah. You know, like, I also, it's like beauty pageant.
I feel like sometimes you were trying to live your life, make them live what you didn't do. So I feel like when you're more accomplished, even at soccer games, like people get super amped. And to me, is he having fun? That's all I care about.
Right. You're sounds really good. Like he could go pro and I'm like, whatever. You know, pro soccer player, sure.
Like, like, I know the person telling me, I'm like, you don't understand what that would take. It's like, he's eight and he can run fast. So what? Like, if he loves it and he's obsessed with it, then we'll talk about it.
But just to be like, if you can run fast, you should definitely not stop doing this. No matter what, even if you don't like it. Were you encouraged to skate or? No, no, no, you just did it on your own.
Yeah, it's my escape. Yeah. Right. So when I did, she kind of realized I was raised by a single mom.
So once I was doing it, she realized I liked it and was okay. She never thought I was hilarious. Like, she came and saw me, but she saw the people. No, because she was very honest.
She said, I don't think you're that hilarious. My mom said some rough stuff over my life. Yeah. But anyway, she's very honest.
She's one of those people. She's, you are really funny. Yeah, I know, but she didn't have a sensor. She didn't think I was funny, but she also didn't have a very sensing humor.
She was like, she would take me to Disney movies as a kid and go, God, that plot was ridiculous. And I'm like, I'm six. Yeah. And I thought it was cool that the cat was doing detective work.
And she was super mad that that dark cat. I understand how you exist now. Yeah. That was it.
Like, I never watched sitcoms because they didn't make a laugh. And I loved comedy at a very young age, you know, and I found SNL and I found SCTV and I found Steve Martin. Did she like any of those people? No.
No comedians. That's the Martin was ridiculous. Not funny. Yeah.
Yeah. I was out there and said that. In your new special post in a non grata, which is available on YouTube now, you actually talk about sharing a moment with your mom shortly before she passed. And one of the last things my mom said to me is you're the fattesty fifther dad.
And then during COVID, I took that as a challenge. I was like, I'll show you. Like, I can double down. Was she going to say Nile when she said that?
Well, she was always like that. Okay. Her mom was real harsh too. So she just passed it down.
Did she meet your child? Yeah. Was she mean not a good grandma? Like my kid, my kid loves my wife's mom way more than he loved my dad.
That's awkward, right? Yeah, it was bad. It would be bad at Christmas because my mom's like, well be huggable. You know, like, don't, what?
I mean, she should have had a sitcom. Yeah, yeah. I'd be laughing at that all day, man. Lunt.
No, I'm saying she would be like, why doesn't the child hug me? And I'd be like, well, if you were accessible, we're like, double. And I'm saying, I would love to watch her. She's not old.
Yeah. It's not a feature of children. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Cause the mother and I would get down and play with them and my mom would just be like, well, when do I get attention? Did this always affect you? Or did you come to a point where you were like, that's my mom, she's harsh like that. But I know who I am.
No, it did. And then it didn't. So, you know, my wife knows who she was. And it was just not a fun person to be around sometimes.
But, you know, all the time, sometimes she would be cool. Yeah. Okay. Spake it short.
Cause those are some pretty heavy, you know, when your mom or your dad tells you that you suck at something, you know, supposed to do that, you know, and they're very convincing. Even if they're, they don't sound that convincing, it's coming from, supposedly, you know, the only person I can trust on the planet. She was supportive as she could be. Yeah.
Yeah. And at least I wasn't, you know, doing other dumb things. Like drugs and stuff. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. And I kicked out a couple of times at the end of high school out of the house. For a while, your grandfather.
No, no, no. Oh. Other stuff. Getting heavy stuff.
And you didn't coke and speed. I did coke before I did weed. Rock and roll, baby. Yeah.
I don't know why. Just because the kids I was hanging out with and I don't know. Is this a young? Yeah.
Yeah. I read out of high school. I didn't even like stoners. Like I didn't, I didn't like the smell of weed.
I didn't like you were into metal then. Yeah. The whole time. So you're a metal guy that did coke.
Did you smoke cigarettes? No, for a minute. I never considered myself a cigarette. I never considered drinking.
Yeah. And I knew like in my small town, I knew a lot of the rich kids and they always had it. So how long? So how long?
So you got into comedy around the same time? 2021 is when I started comedy and then I started smoking pot around the same time too. I had a roommate that I worked with at a record store and he was a pot guy and got me more into pot. And by then I was doing less coke.
But there was like in the 90s, like Crystal meth didn't have the stigma that it was now. No, I know. You see cars. Yeah.
Yeah. And I suppose you just do crank. But it was. But it wasn't like now where if you get cold a twaker, that's like practically practically it was like a cheaper high and we get you through college.
I was in Australia was 250 bucks a gram of coke. So it was you had to be so rich to have it. Right. Right.
But I was not. I was more like 50 bucks. Yeah. So you could do it.
You know, there's a, you know, Canada's like dip in their toe and decriminalization and they're not prosecuting a lot of drug offenses in like the Vancouver, BC area. I just thought today some company is legally allowed to produce and sell cocaine in like Vancouver now. But the article doesn't say like how much because I'm sitting there. I'm a pretty good line today.
They open. Yeah. Right. If you thought weed, the weed store did well when they opened in your neighborhood, the legal coke store is coming to Vancouver, baby.
I wonder how many people would go there knowing that it's going to cost way more. I don't know why, but I feel like we guys are like, man, the store has everything you can get. Sure, they charge way more, but it's just so convenient and I'm lazy. Right.
But coke, you think coke guys are not going to be? I don't know. I'm not sure. I just, I don't know why, but I feel like it can be like, look, if I go down here and get a gram yeah, 120 bucks when I can get it from Jimmy for 20, right?
I'm probably with all the scary stuff going on. I mean, oh, yeah, I hear about fentanyl. I don't know that I would be as easy with it in my 20s knowing that that's a possibility. Well, there's the scary stuff that you want to avoid, but also I'm assuming this is going to be really good coke.
Right. Oh, the one of the scary. They're allowed to be factory. Yeah.
That's going to be like Scarface stuff, is it not? They'll probably have options for strength. They have strains. Yeah, they will.
That's not a thing I want to exist. Like coke connoisseurs, guys that are like, you know, my pot friends. Yeah. No, you don't want to be stuck in a room with a coke connoisseur.
You can't go to the coke's knob. That is the definition of hell on a man. Do I not want to hear what that person has to say? No.
And I definitely don't want to hear hours of it and it fast forward. Yeah. And they're there for that. We jumped right in.
I didn't get to compliment you on the show open. I don't know if show, well, they see it on YouTube because listeners know you actually sing. Do you sing? They open it every time?
Yeah. That's amazing. Sometimes I'll make Telly sing it or I'll make Katie sing it, but yep pretty much me. I actually got.
You have a voice though. Did you do you front end of punk band? I don't know. I sang in a band with us and I sang in a band when I was a little kid before I became a pro skateboarder, but not try not good.
Just like I can kind of like it though. I love it. Just busy with other stuff. But when we were in death that die and taint stick and like we were on the billboard charts.
Oh, cool. Yeah. We're like, we're both singers of billboard charting albums. I'm assuming.
Right. But not really singers. No, right. Yeah.
Because that's how I'm like, I'm just excited to be here. I hope I don't suck so much that it ruins the band because the band's great. So it was more that was more my biggest fear was you're the most unprofessional person in the band. So don't let them down because they were exceptional.
We've only performed live a couple of times and I hate it. Oh, I had to do the Golden Gods Awards and it was sick. I hated it. Yeah, because I was because it's not my thing.
I mean, I felt like I can record with a good producer and know that my band was going to make me sound but I don't like the sound of my voice as a metal singer. You know, I feel. Do you find it worse? It's just me hearing it back live.
I hate every day. Yeah. When I saw it. Post it.
I was in Cues where we start because I just wasn't, you know, prepared and I'm playing with Scotty and you know, and he made me sound that song. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the one. Cool.
Yeah. And Blasco from Aussie play the bass. Oh, that's cool. Yeah.
Those guys whip that song up for me right when we got Rachael Cues. When he was pro guys like that, you're like, well, they'll make me look good but I don't want to make them look bad. Yeah, we did a Black Sabbath cover, sorry. And Aussie cover, crazy train, but and Blasco was like, hey man, can I play that song with you guys?
And I was like, are you serious? And I remember being a thousand times more nervous, because the guy that actually plays this actual song is standing right next to me, literally like, go to your Aussie and I'm like, it's not a good Aussie. Especially when you're comparing it to Aussie. It's gonna be bad, but I remember being very nervous when he was there.
Don't feel bad. My kid is learning how to play guitar, and he's all about Aussie, and he wanted to learn crazy training, and I figured out the verse, and I was like, oh, that's how you play it. And that's when it struck me. I was like, I performed this song a little on stage multiple times with Glasgow, and there's no way in hell that this is what I was playing at that time.
So don't worry, it was a sh- Oh, wow. Well, I thought people thought we were good. It's very loud, we got that going for us. You said in your new special, Brian Poussainen and Gretta on YouTube, that you think the Talica are back?
I don't completely love the brand new stuff. There's a new record coming in. They keep like, springing out songs. Yeah, and the three songs are okay.
I like that last record though, from a couple years back. Death Bag, Nadi. No, the one, was that the very last one? No, I think there's been a few in the middle there.
No, no, no, no, no, no. One after that, the white covered album was, but it had a spit out the bone was the song that I really don't want me back because it just sounded like Old mentality. Death Bag, Nadi. Oh, okay.
It's the album that they recorded with the... Rick Rubin? Yeah, with Rick Rubin. Yeah, that's the one I liked them.
Me too. That one was, I was like, they are totally back. Yeah, and then the next one after that was a little bit more like the load deals. Just like this new one, it's a little loady.
Yeah, there's a lot of songs. They've never been better. Yeah, and then they play the old songs. They know that, yeah, they know that.
But I also feel like as a guy that saw them play the old songs back when they were new songs, when they do them now, they sound so much better. They do, but I have a... I would place my heart for when Jason Newstead was in the band. I really like, I love the energy he brought to them.
Yeah, yeah, great. In the 90s, especially when they would play the older stuff, he loved playing those first four records. And he had his own little thing with it. He was like a thrash guy.
I liked his bass solos for some weird reason, even though they weren't that. I was like, that's him. No one's doing that. He's got a cool energy to the band.
And you could tell he's a fan and he loves playing with him. And he loves that thing. He just seems like a good guy. Yeah, he is.
But Cliff is the best. Right. It might be one of the greatest musicians to ever live. I know that's such a dumb bass.
He's a very broad, he brought this crazy energy. How about he had that? Yeah, yeah. Everybody still has that.
No. He wants footage of them. Right? Or even listening to them.
All the bass solo stuff where he improvises, he doesn't do the album because he's too good to... He's like, I've got way more stuff than that now. No point is there. Yeah, and when he did all that stuff, I goes, I don't know if I'm maybe with Chicago or something, but I had a VHS of their live show and Cliff was just on it.
And that was that. Like his last tour, the air going ballroom. I think so. It was outside.
Yeah, it was outside. Okay, so no, that would have been indoors. But he had the bass solo where he just changed it. Still bell bottoms?
Oh yeah. Bell bottoms, Miss Fitties. He's the only guy who pulled up Bell bottoms after 1973. Like no one even flinched it.
Not even the rest of the metallic flinched it, which is because I heard a story that lies... Everybody thought lies went too far. They had a photo shoot and Lars had a white leather jacket on. Right.
And it was a big deal. Yeah. Like James was like, what are you doing? Right.
And everyone else was like, what is happening? You're selling out because his jacket was white. Which is... I understand it back then, but now looking at it, it's pretty funny.
It's pretty ridiculous. Yeah. People were making them haircuts. Yeah.
Oh, no, I was... I'm not even gotten over that. Something... I actually...
This is the lame. But I had a dream around then. And I was working at the gas station. I worked at it as a kid.
And they pulled up with their haircuts. And I'm just like, dude, why'd you cut your hair? Yeah. I have a good answer in my dream.
Yeah. I wouldn't have said that. It's not exactly metal, but I came across a listener sent me this singer. This is not new news.
I don't think we've ever talked about this on the show before. Are you familiar with a guy named Tim Storms? He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for the largest vocal range, like ever? Or at least alive?
And when you hear that, you think, I was going to be super high in Cracks Glass? It's actually the exact opposite. Oh, he's got a low voice. Yeah.
What kind of music does he say? So he was a crush test dummy guy. This guy makes crass test dummies. Look like he's like...
That's that man, but you bought that reference. I actually kind of love that album. Same. Check this guy.
So he sings Christian music and it's a waste. Because he was... He was Satan's gift to the world. Oh, dang.
What the hell? This is the greatest singer ever. He's like son. I know.
Son of... That's not real. Dude, I've been watching him all week. This is real?
If it's fake, then I have been duped. Because I've watched like five videos of this guy. That's like deeper than type O negative. Right?
Yeah, yeah. Wait, he's even singing over that? Oh, I can't. So that's the style of music that he does.
He's in some like... I know it's not barbershop, it's just like Aicopella, but they had like four lame... I've never even heard of that. Like going deeper.
Yeah. He's off the bottom of a piano. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Man, he blew it. Yeah, he's like Christian. It's not too late. No offense to Christian music.
He should be blowing up. He should be doing something with that voice. That voice could have been used in so many great ways, but instead he's going to do cheese with it. Come on, man.
Wow. He actually sounds like a black hole. He just released some audio of what black holes sound like. That makes sense.
I'm sure we're wondering. It's essentially same as Ted Storbs. Man, you sound like... Yeah.
But this guy with black holes... That's kind of creepy. That's kind of creepy. They actually had to pitch it up because the sound is so low.
But it's still there. Yeah, that humans can't hear it. Wow. That's like Alvin and the Chipmunks black hole.
That's like a real low brown sound. That tone. The things that make you... Yeah, put your bands...
Do you ever heard of that? There's a tone. There's like a key in music that will make you... They say, has it ever been demonstrated?
Supposedly like the Nazis were going to use it in the battlefield? I needed it in my phone right now. Have you saw Handy? And I always get mixed up because the brown sound is also an event-hand.
You can hear me. The brown sound is also an event-hand. You can hear me. But then the brown tone is...
There you go. How do you say anything offensive on Instagram? I would just DM them that thing. Oh, people would use it all the time.
I thought that out. You know? You had to be the most diabolical weapon on demand. If you're at a restaurant and you just want to close early, just play it over the PA and go home.
I don't know if that's the best move for the restaurant. If you worked there, you didn't care. It would be funny like a practical Joker show, like a movie theater and just play it in a movie theater and have infrared cameras. Like a couple people...
100 people pooping themselves at the same time. This is why I'm pretty sure it's not real. It's all these things. Practical Joker's already would've had an episode of it.
Oh, the world would be uninhabitable. I would be back. You'd be like, you know what? I got a couple more episodes of me.
Because that would work. Brian, I'm curious to know if somebody who has been hosting a Dungeons and Dragons theme podcast forever, they're finally making a proper... They finally made a proper Dungeons and Dragons movie. Yeah, not something I was waiting for.
I play the game because I love the game. Right. But as far as making a movie out of it, I don't even know how you do it right. They're going to blow it, right?
Yeah, and the trailers haven't won me over yet. Right. Because I feel like a guy... Mine is an old nerd to be less negative.
Because I just stay out of it. It doesn't look like it's for me. Right. Because I do feel like they got better.
There was a period of time where they made TV shows or comic books into movies and it was cool and then video games got big and they just blew it. And now it seems like it can be done. Those have gotten better. I haven't watched Last of Us, but I know a lot of people love that and that's from a video game.
It is? Yeah. Man. I know I'm supposed to watch it.