Briar Rose (the lost first version)

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Click here for our new podcast - CHICKEN FRIED HORROR!The long lost original version of Sleeping Beauty, or "Briar Rose." Enjoy! Discount Idea #68: "You don’t have to be “in” nature to enjoy the benefits. Try simply thinking about nature, or watching a nature documentary on your couch, or eating pizza poppers while watching that movie about chainsaw monkeys."Content warning for profanity, horror elements, body horror, adult content, and tobacco use.This story was read by voice actor Grande. He can be emailed at [email protected], or check out his substack at https://dalpoco.substack.com/!About Discount Storytime:Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun! You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.) "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay "Little Toy House" by Geoff Harvey from PixabayDiscount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay"Click here to say hi!"Support the showFind Discount Storytime on BlueskyEmail me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

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