Bring Back the Guillotine

Let’s face it: Traffic court drags on waaay too long. So we’re dusting off a classic to argue for bringing back the guillotine. It’s fast, efficient, objective, and shinier than the new Apple Iphone. Plus, gravity does all the work. One switch, one flick, all done. Unlike other current forms of capital punishment, as well, you’re left with a decapitated head to play practical jokes with. Oh, what’d I bring to the potluck? Here, take a peak… Nothing says good fun like bloody disembodied appendages. Or at least that’s what you claimed before getting kicked out the funeral.