Bristol Rovers, Blind Fans & Brian Cox

The York City era is officially underway. This week, Luke and Will attempt to review York’s opening day victory over Bristol Rovers, despite neither of them actually watching the game. Thank goodness for the two-minute YouTube highlights package. True to form, the elite football analysis is abandoned. Instead, the duo uncover their new owners' African Pizza Hut empire, wonder how to stay awake during Professor Brian Cox’s soothing documentaries, and Luke admits he was actually in York during the match, but chose to wander the streets doing a children's puzzle booklet instead.Elsewhere, Luke is assigned MCU homework, Will might be having an affair with Luke’s wife, and the lads debate faking blindness to sneak a dog into a football stadium.Up the Minstermen.