Britney Cake: The #freebritney Movement, Part 1

This week, Melanie goes totally spooky with it and meets her put-together neighbors in a Britney t-shirt, Midwesterners are polite aloof little goblins, we reinvent the disaster wheel, Britney eats crawfish, Brianne courts a lawsuit from k-fed, and the Britney machine does Britney wrong.Content warnings: abuse of conservatorships, discussion of mental health and mental illness, unsafe driving with child in car, abuse by paparazzi, toxic relationship dynamics, inpatient mental health treatment, custody battle.SHOW NOTESAbout Probate conservatorshipsBritney's GramBritney Spears’ co-conservator wants a raiseBritney Spears’ Dad Quits Job for Full-Time Conservator RoleBritney Spears' Father Investigated for Alleged Abuse of Brit's SonBritney Spears' Father Left as Sole Conservator of Her Estate After Lawyer ResignsBritney Spears Hospitalized After “Hostage Brituation” Involving Her Two Kids; Released Next DayBritney Spears Rushed To Hospital AgainCher fiercely addresses Britney Spears' conservatorshipDr Phil: Britney Spears is 'in dire need' of helpEat, Pray, BritneyEverything to Know About Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s Relationship Through the YearsFiling of Criminal Charges Against James Spears DeclinedForget Kabbalah, Britney's baby is her religionHeidi Montag Does Duet With Britney SpearsInnosenseIs Britney Spears Ready to Stand on Her Own?Let Me Take You There'Let Me Take You There': A Newly Unearthed Demo Brings Us Back to the Beginning of BritneyList of unreleased songs recorded by Britney SpearsMMC6 - Britney Spears‘Telephone’: When Lady Gaga Took Beyoncé Into the Deep EndThe Controversial Conservatorship of Britney Jean SpearsThe Guardians (2018)The upsetting reason Britney Spears shaved her head in 2007Truth Unveiled Behind Britney Spears and Heidi Montag's Duet