You You guys are here didn't notice you there. Hey guys welcome to a street podcast. Oh, yeah, I Right a December 9th Yeah, he's got it you know when dogs barking their well, yeah, I do that too. I do bark my heart So today we are sponsored by Shopify who we love today we are going by How do you introduce her Britney Broski a Dell Meghan trainer?
To the great comeback of Britney Broski our first episode is a fan favorite and I'm so happy to have you here We have a great episode plans and I'm sure that we are gonna have so much freakin fun, dude I would have to agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And he lives behind here today We're going on a Actually, it's almost you was birthday. We're going on a little trip. Yep.
We're going the Grammy Museum should we say it's okay to say or not Yeah, maybe the remote spot. I don't think they've ever figured out but like people are weird. Yeah, they are I'm always when I go to Disney. I want to post real time, but I'm like you'll regret it.
Yeah, it's like I want to Give me Coke zero for free. Yo Disney. Oh, I was like you do coke zero. No, you did Coke zero on solidarity guys whenever I go to I'll take one yeah, yeah, it's all dairy coke delicious She farted in perp and then shot herself James Yeah, she was a big one to me she was really important.
Yeah, okay. Whoa, are you in New York? Big Apple game what's going on? Great city in the world what you doing in New York?
I have it supposed to be in New York for my birthday, but Wait, what do you guys do in New York It looks like you're in can I guess what street you're on what is it? That looks like I kind of say I think that's 73rd I think that's 50 second 50th Street. You're not pro side, right? Well somewhere around the area Yeah, I haven't talked to you since we missed your birthday party and I'm so sorry But I do want to assure you Gabe that we've all been apps.
We've been ravaged and punished by Gabe's birthday curse. So please Please let us off the hook for that. Okay. Thank you buddy.
All right. Yeah, Brittany. Do you want to ask Gabe anything? Gabe since he's here white call Gabe Gabe.
How's the smog in New York right now? Okay? That's not smog in New York. Let's go Yeah Can you ask can we get you to ask the passerby or something?
What is it? So New Yorkers hate Los Angeles. I've learned that yeah, so let's ask New Yorkers. Hey, what do you think about Los Angeles and let's see if let's see what they say.
Well, just a man on the street You just ask him questions. I'm curious. Yeah. All right.
Say are you a New Yorker first? Let's confirm that they're a New Yorker. Well, actually they don't have to be they still hate it, right? They're out to the lady right here.
Hey, are you a New Yorker? Yeah, yeah, yeah people are down. Okay, all right. That means she's a New Yorker.
Yeah, I think she was I think she was a New Yorker. Okay, I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine. I don't want to do anything you're not comfortable with but I was the Friday vibing New York compared to LA. That's great. Okay, our energy it's like a weekend.
You don't even notice it. All right, Gabe, I'm gonna let you go enjoy your birthday weekend there and I want to say shit in my dickhole bitch. You want to try something vulgar? Orface like shit in my shit fit out of my ass and give me pink eye and then butterfly kiss me bitch Hey, you want you in this?
All right, we love you buddy. Okay, enjoy New York. All right Oh, you cut it. We're having a moment.
We're having a moment. I'm gonna laughter start it. We're having a moment. Yeah, I hear you.
Wow. Wait, clap. Everybody clap. He's on camera.
You guys can sit, you know, birthday wishes. Yeah, he's the best. Wow. So, um, like I was saying, we have a such a fun episode here today.
Oh, I want to say just a quick show note. There's no show on Monday regarding what we were talking about for you. It was birthday. The Monday episode is being moved to Tuesday.
So we're gonna be doing the full roster. We're just moving one over. All right. Well, how's keeping?
Yeah, well, how's keeping. Real quick to sorry. I'm so sorry about this. A lot of housekeeping.
I'm just going to come in after you did all this. Yeah, you want to leave and come back? Awesome. Hey, press.com.
December collection. Check it out. There's all this shit. I'm wearing this right now.
The ladies told me to unbut because I look like I was wearing a Moomo. You know, I like the little the teddy bear ear beam. Oh, yeah, this is right. I'm wearing a grande of you.
Iconic. And so this is what it is. Go check it out. I'm wearing that air that's interesting.
Never mind. Well, they can see it on you. Yeah. Okay.
So I want to show you. Yeah, that's what I look like in my move. I always was this was one of my favorite episodes of Simpsons. Yeah, and I feel identified with the Moomo.
Yeah, because comfort overall. Listen, I'll tell you something. I'm a super fat and he starts wearing a Moomo for comfort. But let me tell you something.
When you get out of the shower and your donuts are hanging and you're free. And all you do is put on a Moomo and you go straight to college. You know, like one of those sleeping gowns with a little candle and a little funny hat. In a Moomo, it doesn't matter gender.
That's going to be the best leaf you ever have. So you dry or do you dry in the Moomo? Oh, no, you dry off. Okay, because you were like water, Moomo, sleep, be dripping wet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to completely dry off, do whatever skincare you got to do. Put the Moomo on. I'm telling you, man, everyone needs to free ball in a Moomo.
I have to say I never tried a Moomo. You should do it. Dan, can you order a Moomo at 2xL, please? One more cell.
Just two? Or three, maybe I don't know. Probably not three. That's a bit much.
That fucking sound. I'm on it. 6xL. It's going to be a sleeping bag with holes in it, is for my arms.
Suggest Moomo dresses for women. How about for? Well, if it's for women, yeah, 3xL. Yeah.
We wanted to show this off, by the way. We bought this towel for a sketch. Wait, this is 15 bucks. I guess that's a lot when you look at it.
We were looking at Goop and Arch. What do you think about this? Joe Rogan sells this towel on his official website, because conkor your inner bitch. No, he doesn't.
Yes, he does. This is official merch. But wait, bring out the towel. Because this was funny on its own.
But once we got the towel, we realized how fucking funny it is. Because it's just shitty quality. You're going to love it. I really want to make a Joe Rogan jerk earlier.
I was saying off camera that they need to have Cody Noel on again. And I want to be on the episode, but I'm not going to talk. I'm just going to sit right there. I don't have a mic.
I'm just reacting. I would you could do the same with Joe Rogan and I. I wouldn't be on camera, but I want to be off camera. I just be like this.
Judtane. I want to be a woman to scorn. I love that. That's a good idea.
An icon? Yeah. A little cancel time. Are you available to just sit in over a podcast?
Is it a tiny love bleacher? Yeah, sure. For one person. Caleb Presley with Barstool.
His little show? That character. I forget his name, but he just sits in the background and eats. Those two guys are so funny.
I don't know if you know who they are. He does an interview form. I'm sorry. He does it short form interview.
It's kind of like Zac Galifianakis. But he's got his own thing. He's like he did one with Post Malone. Guys, what's up with the towel?
He kind of wrote them. Like he wrote them, but at the same time it's so lighthearted. And then the guys always play along. They just crack up.
It's so good. All right. Well, as we went for the towel. Well, Cody and well, what's going to make it happen?
Yeah. I'm putting in the request, Rosky Nation request. Well, OK, they can't find the towel, but it turns out it's literally like a watchcloth. Ha ha.
How much is it? Oh, like a tiny one? It's tiny. It's a conker in there, your bitch with a fucking dainty little watch towel.
How much? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. Do I do inch towel? It's not really lace edges.
It's not really lace edges. It's not really lace edges. It's not really soft, bro. Fuck you.
For sensitive skin. Microfiber Joe Rogan towel. It's like a little face cloth. It's a face cloth.
It's so small. That's OK. Fine, but maybe we'll find it. That's not random.
Fuck you, Joe Rogan. For brogan's. Well, we got it. We've got it.
All right. Fly in the tea towel. Conker. I'm going to fall for my little interbix with this.
Fly your ass. Yeah. $16 for this shit, Joe Rogan. What the fuck?
That's not a pooch towel. Yeah. So there it is. It's like that shitty, so why is it wet, by the way?
It was my gooch. Yeah, the gooch's wet. That'll do it. It's one of those shitty red bubble print ones, too.
You know, it was like I want to put this on it, and then just got the cheapest towel for him. So when people exercise, do they carry a towel with us? Is that what this is for? Oh, it's white down equipment.
Yeah, it's a gem towel. Oh, I bet you're right. It's not a good towel. That's fine.
Damn. I don't even think about the gem life after interest. Yeah. Yeah.
The towel. Yeah, so there's that. Also, I wanted to show this. Interesting.
It is wet. Conker your interbix. What does that mean if you say that to a woman? It comes off the wrong way.
I'll be like, yo, it comes off the wrong way. Conker your interbix. Yeah. You used to be a fucking bitch.
You'd conquer that. You can't get it. You need more masculine. What does that mean?
You bitch. It does. So what does that mean? Come off right.
I literally have a regime. And what? So do women watch the Orogue? I think that's what it means that they don't.
Yeah. They don't. You know what? I wanted to watch Miley's clips from when she went on it, and I refused to watch it on his channel.
I watched like TikTok uploads on it. Yeah. Like, because fuck you bitch. You know?
You can't be your interbix. Don't make that. On a daily basis. I conquer my interbix.
It really is the you can't be your intermantiles, because you obviously have a rest of development, because your dad didn't kiss you on the lips. Like, I'm not. I didn't do that. What?
Did we re-I thought last time that picture of who kisses is Gary and Gary? Gary. Yeah. Be down on the mouth.
Oh, yeah. I love that. I love that. Yeah, that's really great.
I feel like we can't really turn that into an internet meme, because Cameron pulled that out of the vault. Yeah, my friend was a big Gary V fan, and it was like a very small 10,000-view video, and he pulled me a sign to check this out. Hey, guys. Thanks for the image for all this really helpful.
That's a small, big camera theme. This is awesome. Thanks, guys. I'm on a great visual aid.
Yeah, then I brought you the show when it flew up from there. We got a big screen. Here you go. That shit is so ridiculous.
That's how, and that's why they're like that, because they didn't get to make out with their dad. That's a wine. It's beautiful. Over a nice, a real close salad.
I read. That's love. I can't. That is love.
Gary V is the man, and also Joe Rogan is the man here. He is concrete. Oh, you know what it is? He's so short.
This is a full-body fell for him. That makes sense. Those ends of Drake. They do this to Drake.
It's the funniest shit ever. Oh, that's the most we can poke a little dog. Fuck you. All right.
Chill, Joe. Can't take a job. I think Joe. A survey from 2020 says that Joe Rogan's audience is 29% women.
It seems high. That seems wildly inaccurate. Well, that's 2020, so it's almost two years ago. Also, Ethan, that survey is from the company that says we're the number 12 podcast in the world.
It's so accurate. It's very accurate. This company is known for accuracy. OK.
But it is 20. T. Who is he? Is he still the number one podcast?
Yeah, by far. It's crazy. So many motherfuckers listen to that shit. That's wild.
I think he gets 10 million views per episode. And it makes me wonder, because I don't watch it, obviously. Do y'all watch it? I've watched a bit here and there with people I'm interested in.
Is it interesting intriguing conversation, or is it just like they get high? And it's just chads. So it is good when he has good guests. He actually is a good interviewer, I think, for the most part.
And he has good guests. And he gets a lot of really great guests, right? Then they have good conversations. But lately, he's had more and more political.
Oh my god. How do you do that? I felt the force of that. Sorry.
So more and more, he's having political hacks on, and COVID misinfob freaks. That shit is crazy, dude. And that gets of use, too. You know who Matt Walsh is?
No. He had him on recently, and that, too, is the most fucking biggest piece of shit ever. He's like Andrew Tate, but beta is shit. I don't know how to describe him.
Oh, here we go. Ah, the teddy print shirt. Yeah. This is why y'all have stunt arrested development.
Dang. OK, so here's something I wanted to show you guys. Now, we regularly gauge the terribleness of tattoos. Ela, particularly passionate about this.
In fact, just to bring you up to speed, Ela's undisputed worst tattoo of all time has been a perfect tattoo. Oh, you know what I'm saying? No. You've seen it?
Oh, I've seen it. I think it's modern art. It's a performance art. That is performance art, man!
Can y'all know? Yeah, like what is going on with the picture collection back there? It's me. Nice.
And you know, we know that he had first lied about it being a real tattoo. He said that it was for a movie or something. Oh, yeah. He was familiar.
Imagine. And also, it's not just black and white. That shit is color. You know, long it takes to get the shading, right?
God, what a legend. And so, but yeah, the best part is that he lied about it. But I don't know. I don't hate it as much as Ela.
I think it's fine. Do you actually think it's bad? Like, genuinely? Yeah, I think it's really fucking ugly.
But I think that the fact that he committed and got it is just like, technically it's not that bad. Like, the artist has talent. What is it? Is it a drag, it's a phoenix?
It's a phoenix. From the action. That's not a black and white. That's such an alcoholic tattoo.
Everything about it, he's not that guy. I don't know. And then if you see him from the front, he always wears like, I don't know, he looks like a J. Grooke and a guy like, sure.
Just kind of like, yeah, that is. That's the human embodiment of a mullet. Business in front. No, that's the O'Von.
Yeah, and mullet has personality, I feel like. And he comes off as very straight. Yeah. And then you see that.
Well, and you know what? She's what, Mary? J.Lo? J.Lo has to look at that.
What do you want? Yeah. I do wonder what she thinks about it. I bet she loves it.
She loves it. She loves it. When she's pagan, it must be really disgusting. What?
I'm just thinking. I don't know. Yeah, so anyway. So that's E was my favorite.
But then I feel like I found one that's worse recently. Now Brendan Shob, by the way, nothing wrong with being pegged. I'm just saying that's where you would have the best visibility. Exactly.
For the peg community. That is. We love. I love the pegs.
Yeah. Peg pegs. Pegs. Pegs.
Pegs. Pegs. Our hands. Like a pirate.
You want to know something? Recently I got, I recently got diagnosed with sciatica. What's good that is? It sounds cool.
It sounds like a cyber attack. I wish you would like a cyborg on. You're a sciatic nerd at the base of your spine. You get pinched.
I know. And that nerve runs down the entire back of your leg down the bottom of your feet. And so mine was pinched only on my right leg. And it was numb for literally like three weeks.
Wow. It was a huge ring pain because I fly and drive for a living. So I'm always that. So it was just like nothing would have leave you at the pain.
Anyway, I would walk like a head of peg. It was dead all the time. And I was like, this is kind of like a vibe. It's kind of a vibe.
I'm getting very piratey. You stand out for sure. Oh wait, how do you, what do you do about it? It just comes and goes.
You just have to take out your broken. Wow. I went to the doctor and I was like, well, I can't feel the bottom of the foot and when he hurts and my back and my butt cheeks numb. And he was like, take it down.
Is that sciatica again? That damn sciatica. Hey, yeah, it was awful. He just took a steroid pack and he was like, well, see if this works.
What do you mean? He goes here, copy your inner bit. He's a cocky inner bit. He's a two 30 deadlift.
All right. And you use a face cloth. You use a face cloth that you all use. Dr.
Girogan. Dr. Girogan. I'm starting to do that.
So it went away and it hasn't come back. Oh yeah, I'm great now. It's going to be chronic. I think the way that he was talking about it.
And my mom. Yeah, chronic chronic. It's not yet. It's not yet.
It's not. I should leave it. Is that my eyes? I shouldn't leave.
I just can't walk. But yeah, that was for the last month I've been dealing with that. And I fell 58 years old. How old are you?
Can I ask that? 25. My god. What did you say?
I'm turning 35 and there's 10 years between us. 35. Oh, I'm 37. I'm 37.
I'm not. Gee. Stop it, you guys. Don't even don't be fooled.
What do you lie about your age? Today actually. I'm not 42. I just want to let you know that this is a stupid joke.
No, you can Google my Wikipedia. My boss is 42. Ethan Klein birthday. Ethan Klein.
Look at this shit. Do the math. I'm in Klein astrology. June 24, 1985, 37.
Okay. Stop it. That is 37. You guys don't confuse the guy.
Don't tell me when you do it to me. But she, she, you're going to mess with her. And she's going to go on and say to other people that he's 42. Right.
I mess with my worldview. Those people. People. That's such a funny, like hyper specific bit.
We still have a Q42. Yeah, I agree. It's not funny. I don't know why they do it.
I think you guys will stop it. I laugh. Yeah, don't encourage them. Sorry.
Sorry. Guys, I'm so funny. Here is a picture of the doctor's office where you got the sciatica. The doctor.
You're threatening the waiting. You know what? I remember this day really well, actually. We were all shocked that they chose that on the carpet.
Yeah, red carpet for a doctor's office. Very unusual. What the fuck is the ear? I am a good.
Look at the ear. Is that human growth hormone? Does it look like a beer? It looks like a prescription bottle.
Is that I ever macked in? More on. All right, John. Give me you, brady.
You do you. Dan, actually, can human growth hormone enlarge your nipples? Question for Dan. I am not an expert on that.
I think so. Because I think it just grows everything. That's why I think it goes. I ask.
Because if he says they go, human growth hormone grows everything and I go, what about my dick, and they go, not that? Yeah, not that. I say, why would I take it then? Why would I take it then?
Your SOL, and I'm not gonna get it. It can. Especially for the first six months. Yeah, so I was wondering if that explains Joe's.
Oh, because people say he's like human growth hormone, but look at that. That's real? Yeah, this is the man who want you to conquer your inner bitch. He looks like a walking pepperoni.
You could hang from those. That's actually wild. Those are like a good inch long. Yeah, you can hang a painting on them.
You can milk those suckers. They've won the Nobel Prize. Oh, wow. But do you think maybe, but like seriously, is this a human growth hormone nipple, or is that just like, maybe he's got maybe his, and again, there's nothing wrong with it, but maybe he puts clamps on them?
Well, there's no ariola. That's the funny thing. There's no like, so funny. Do you know what I mean?
It's just pure, the milkable part. Just fat nips. Fat, fat skin heavy nips. Maybe saying it's because he's cold, but I ain't never been that cold.
He's in an ice bath. Yeah, I've been an ice bath. Do my nipples didn't fucking reach out and poke you in the eye. He's alphatine.
It cut glass with them nipples. All right, thank you, Joe Rogan. We kid Joe Rogan. We love Rogan folks, don't we?
We do. I don't know how I would do that. No. Yes, anyway, back to the worst tattoo.
This, to me, is so Brendan Shobbs, he's a comedian. People think he's unfunny. I happen to be one of those people. That's not the point of this conversation.
So he has two kids. And to honor them, he tattooed them on himself. Like, portrait? Yes.
He tattooed them as zombie, on himself. Their kids are his names. They're tiger and Boston. And this motherfucker tattooed them as zombies, on his body.
How do you know that this story is real? It's real. It's a known thing. What would you do that?
This is a known thing. Like, he's talked about it a little hard to believe. This is known, right? Y'all like fact check this.
Yeah, yeah, this is legit. Why does his daughter, is that a daughter on the left? I think they're both. Well, the right one's going to give.
That's a whole grown woman on the left. Well, so what I was thinking, oh, I think that's a dude. You think that's like a boy. Oh, I see it's a hat now.
Yeah, it's like a hat. Oh, I thought that was a hair too. So the comment or the thing that really disturbs me is like, God forbid, God forbid. And I don't even like to talk about this, but it is worth, you know, you've got to think things through.
Thank you. God forbid something happens to one of these kids. That's man's going to have a zombie portrait of them. Why would you say that?
But this is something he needs to think about. Why would you say that though? Why do you need a zombie portrait? That's like me putting like a tombstone with my kids' names on my body.
You're like one day. It's like one day. One day. It's horrible.
OK, whatever. Yeah. So is this worse than Ben Affleck? No.
Really? No. The back tattoo is so fucking iconic. Here, by the way, just here it is on his body.
Wow. It's so weird. Like why? Right next to the dentist.
Let's go. This man, he's like, let's do it. Why does it think about it? He thinks it's funny.
It's awesome, dude. God, who cares? By the way, Ethan, I found an example of what HDS does here, nipples. That looks really big.
Set Nick, Tony. Oh, it's Johnny and nipples. No. So James Charles and Aquimacross were not gonna do that.
No, this is edited. That's edited. That's Aquimacross were not gonna do that. But it's rumored that a black hole will form where James Charles and Joe Rogan's nipples touch.
It's like a three-quarter with the two balls of each other if they have cut tips. We can't let it happen. No. Something awful happened.
Did you see the clip of him running up to Ryan Reynolds? No. And Noah Schnapp. What?
I didn't see that. Bitch. This is all over my fucking 4U page. So it was some event.
Noah Schnapp and Ryan Reynolds were talking to each other. Like really engaged in a conversation. Instead of talking to each other. You see James, the camera pans following James Charles entering the scene awkwardly interrupting their conversation and being like, hi, hi.
And then awkwardly standing there. Like no, I'm not talking. It's just like you couldn't know what to think. But I would Ryan Reynolds give a fuck about James Charles.
James Charles would be like, you know Ryan, are you gonna snapchat? Yeah. Hi, sister. I fucked up.
I fucked up. Do we have it? I'm waiting for it. Yeah.
That it's all over. I've seen it from every angle. And it's just so humiliating. There it is.
How have I not seen this? Watch James Charles interrupt Noah Schnapp and Ryan Reynolds. No, no. No, this is like a life back.
No, don't just stand there. No, he's like wrapped up on the open. Don't touch Noah. You're not allowed to keep your hands on those games.
And that was it. He interrupted them just to say hi. I'm James. Wow.
You can't tell on his face. Tons of angles. He's so used to a certain reaction. And he thought they were gonna be like, it's James.
Yeah. I'm both like, who? I love when you sang hallelujah on the ground. And Ryan was just like, literally, literally.
Okay. Less pictures of us. Yeah. Ryan Reynolds.
I don't think he's interested in Noah. Noah's 18 now. So a little too old. Just a little.
What was his birthday? October 3rd. So he's pretty fresh. But maybe they could well play that he's still 17.
Okay, cool. Um, with no, Noah was in what? Stranger things? Yeah, Stranger things.
Stranger things. Here he had. So what do you make of this? What do you make of this?
Do you want it? It's just so hard to like top the whole, I always go back to how the band half. Like, why not? It's like a full package.
It's who he is, how he lied about it, the way he dresses on the day today. And then this is behind everything. It's just like, head up. You really cannot beat that tattoo.