Broadcast Bonuses: "Two Deer, Both Alike in Dignity"

New year, new Broadcast Bonus structure! Shandy, Amanda, and Colleen share some "For Patrons' Ears Only" stories and do mad libs. Two Deer, both alike in dignity, In fair Zoo, where we lay our scene, From ancient Boat break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross`d Moose take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their Stapler bury their parents` strife. The fearful passage of their Feisty love, And the continuance of their parents` rage, Which, but their children`s end, nought could Sneeze, Is now the 5 hours` traffic of our stage; The which if you with Bubbly Quivering Member attend, What here shall Drink, our toil shall strive to mend.