Buckee’s Bottom, Waymo Trauma, and Grindr Psychosis

Selma and Vicky are back—and somehow this episode has everything: breaking sexual dry spells, self-driving cars that may or may not be government-controlled, and a deeply spiritual encounter with a honey butter chicken biscuit.What starts as a casual catch-up quickly spirals into chaos: power dynamics with “average-sized” daddies, being ghosted by Zara Larsson’s camera crew, and surviving a Waymo ride that felt one glitch away from a headline. Along the way, they unpack conspiracy theories about Antarctica (yes, really), debate whether gays are legally required to smile at drag shows, and share travel horror stories featuring cursed airport gates and disappointing Buckee’s runs.Also on the docket: Grindr in a new city, forgetting your douche at the worst possible time, audition chaos, wig-induced identity crises, and a passionate takedown of mobile ordering apps that simply do not work.It’s h*rny, unhinged, mildly paranoid—and exactly what you needed.