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We have a series now, Big Cat. We do. And so the stat that you always look at is the team that wins game five, they have a 72.5% chance of going on to win the NBA finals if they go up that three games or two. Right.
So it was the pivotal game five. And it was a crazy game. And the last two games have been, honestly, some of the best basketball that I've ever seen played in my entire life. They've been so fun.
And game four was crazy and weird and like, you know, flops and all that. Game five was just an incredible game played by both teams. The shot making was off the charts. The Suns didn't even play.
You know a game is good when the losing team actually played really well. They just didn't play as good as the winning team. The Suns, I have a stat for you. I saw this tweeted out.
Ralph Michaels was who tweeted it out. Teams that shoot over 55% from the field, over 65% from three, and over 90% from the free throw line have lost just once in 32,180 games since 1995. On Saturday night, that was the second time ever. That's insane.
The Suns shot over 55% from the field, over 65% from three point, over 90% from the free throw line. They shot 13 for 19 from three and lost the game. It's mind-boggling. And if you watch that first quarter, you're like, the Suns are going to absolutely trounce the Bucs.
And the Bucs just kept on punching back. And they're big three, which I think we can call it now, right? They're big three all stepped up. They are the big three.
So it was Giannis Middleton and Holiday. They are the first team in the NBA Finals since 1985 to have three guys go for 25 points on 50% shooting in the same game. The last time it happened was James Worthy, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Magic Johnson. Pretty good.
Oh, ever heard of him? Yeah. Ever heard? Yeah, it was crazy.
Like I said, the shot making was insane. Drew Holiday was the guy. Like that. I love Drew Holiday because he picks, and I went and looked back, he picks one game every series where he's like, I'm just going to be awesome offensively.
Like his defense is always great. I think people actually, you know, we joked about the Chris Paul injury. I think a lot of it has to do with Drew Holiday's defense. Or sorry, if you're Ryan Hollins, Drew Holiday.
I don't know if you saw that. He tweeted in the middle of Drew Holiday going off saying, I told you guys to respect Drew Holiday. You can always use a classic speech to text me on that one. Yeah, that probably is.
Is he the only person on earth named Drew, J-R-U-E? It's an awesome name. It is great. It's a fantastic name.
But so Drew Holiday, one game, every series. So there's their fourth series, obviously, in these playoffs. One game, every series, he just decides he's going to shoot over 60% from the field. And you can look at it.
He's actually done it. And so it's, I love guys like this. They're like, they're the what if guys. They're the Joe Flacco elite guys.
Like, hey, at some point, they could just put it all together for that one moment, and they become something just totally different than what we expected. Joe Flacco's moment was, it lasted for five minutes. He's shooting 37% from the field and 56% from three. In the other 18 games, he's shooting 37% from the field and 27% from three.
You know what the difference is in those games? So I read a little bit about Drew Holiday yesterday, and his dad is like his biggest cheerleader. His dad is the opposite of John Moran's dad, who's his first hater. Drew Holiday's dad is always like, you need to be more aggressive.
You're the best player on the court. So his dad gasses him up like once a series, and he gets frustrated like if his son isn't playing up to the very lofty standards that he has, which we'll discuss more in Space Jam 2 review. But his dad just like gasses him up. He's like, you got to go off, Drew.
You're the best player on the court. And then once every week or so, he's like, you know what, my dad's right. I am pretty good at basketball. And if you're a fan, you love those type of guys because you can always be like, hey, what if tonight's the night?
What if tonight's the night that Drew Holiday decides? It's the night that he's going to shoot 60% from the field. And he did that on Saturday night, and that was the difference. And then obviously he makes the biggest play of the game with the steal of Devin Booker, and then the lob passed to Giannis, which I don't know if you guys agree, but in the moment, I was actually shouting out loud, don't pass to Giannis.
But clearly, that's why we're sitting on the couch, and these guys are playing in the NBA Finals, because it was an incredible, it was a gutsy play, and it was an incredible lob, and then Chris Paul is Chris Paul with a dirty foul. Okay, well, all right, he's really having a tough week. Okay, I'm officially out on Chris Paul. I'm team fuck Chris Paul for life now.
Unless he has a big turnaround and fixes everything about who he is, I'm team fuck Chris Paul because that foul on that alley-oop is like the dirtiest thing that you can possibly do. It's precisely, you know what makes me mad, though? Yeah, I do, I love the sons, but fuck Chris Paul, because if that same thing happened to Chris Paul, Chris Paul would call the police, not the person that shoved him in the back. Yeah, so if a really tough guy made a foul like that, you'd be like, oh, you know, he pushes the line sometimes.
Yeah, exactly, he's just known as a mean dude. You can play dirty, and people are just like, oh, you're just mean, you're an enforcer. But you can't do that if you're a wimp, and Chris Paul is the definition of a wimp, and you can't try to injure the team's best player with that dirty-ass move. I'm out on Chris Paul.
I can deal with him, like all the theatrics and the flopping and stuff. That's funny. That stuff can be very hilarious to me sometimes, but you can't be both at the same time. But this is Chris Paul.
The Denver series Chris Paul is Chris Paul in that when he has it all going, there's no one like him in terms of controlling a game and doing everything. But the downside to Chris Paul, the haters of Chris Paul, which I'm putting you in the category now, I think I'm a defender of the game. He flops, he is known for cheap shots, and he has not come up in big moments. And this last week has been like all the bad side of Chris Paul.
And I have to wonder if it, I mean, Ryder still named him his son like a week ago. And now he's got to live up to those expectations? Well, and also he has to carry the weight of LeBron James on his shoulders, coming to the game, so I'm rooting for him. LeBron James is basically treating Chris like his son.
I love the Disney pettiness of putting the reviews, which we'll get to, of Space Jam underneath LeBron. I don't know if you saw that. No, I didn't see that. It was amazing.
I thought it was Photoshopped. At first they showed him on the sideline, and then they went back to him, and it says, LeBron James, Star Space Jam, a new legacy, 31% Rotten Tomatoes, 4.1 out of 10 IMDB, 38% Medicare. Yeah, I did see that. It's also tough for LeBron that that picture of that dunk, like the greatest dunk of all time, with Chris Paul doing a cheap play, and he's in it.
And Adele gasping. Adele and Rich Paul. They didn't know that. I'll save that for the review.
Shout out to Rich Paul. Shout out to Rich Paul. Yeah, LeBron sneaking in his tequila, which actually was the greatest marketing ever. It's against the law.
It is. That was genius. That shirt was loud as hell. It was.
It was definitely a party shirt. Yeah, that was the Dan Flashes special. Yes, absolutely. But Chris Paul, head of the NFLPA, or the NBA, whatever.
That's how it'd be bad if one of your star players is promoting another brand. If he sets the precedent, that's going to be a bad thing. I agree. So a lot of people were calling me a narc online because I questioned the Suns.
It was rebellion. Whether or not that was legal. There were kids that were watching the game, Big Cat. It came on at 9 p.m.
Eastern time, but that means that it came on at 6 p.m. Pacific time. A lot of kids still awake watching that, watching the hero, and the fact that he was going BYOV. I just don't know if that was appropriate for the children.
On a real note, though, that is maybe the coolest thing that LeBron James has done is be a BYOV guy. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, BYO holds kill about it. Yeah, everywhere should be BYOV.
Agreed. Speaking of rebellion, let me just throw this out there. He said, Suns and four guy trying to pivot his fame to Suns lost four guy. That's fucking awesome.
You can try to match Revelle's wit. His anti-comedy is some of the best comedy in the world. Yes, it really is. You have to be sick in the head and poisoned by the internet, which I count both of us to be in that category, to be like, wow, actually, that's funny in a totally not funny way.
I think my favorite one of those is when Katie Ledecky won that race, and he said, Katie Ledecky-Perriot. Yeah. That's pretty good. But yeah, the big three of the Bucs needs, I mean, Giannis has been incredible.
Incredible. But Chris Middleton, like, their half-court offense is basically, Giannis can bully DeAndre Ayton, and if that doesn't work, Chris Middleton is just going to make a shot where he's completely guarded, and his shot making is off the charts. And then Drew Holiday, having that type of night, where he's played great defense all series, this is, the other part that I love is that, you know, it was actually a real thing. The Bucs, when they traded for Drew Holiday, a lot of teams thought they were going to try to get Chris Paul, and they made the decision, they wanted Drew Holiday instead of Chris Paul.
Now, I don't know if Chris Paul would have gone to Milwaukee, but it pays off in this series, and I love those, like, storylines where you have two guys, they could have feasibly taken either one, and they went with Drew Holiday, who's been playing better than Chris Paul. The crazy part about Giannis is when he does get the ball in the low post against Ayton, who's a massive human being, Giannis looks so much bigger. Yeah, hey. His arms are so much bigger.
His wingspan, I don't know if he actually has, like, a bigger wingspan, but the way that he moves makes Ayton look tiny. And he's, Giannis is so alpha, like, he just goes at guys. Like, when he just goes at them, and, you know, he'll either do a spin move, or just, you know, pirouette on the baseline, he just goes at everyone. And I don't know how you make a player that can stop Giannis.
I don't know, like, unless you figure out a brand new type of defense that hasn't really been experimented on, and that works, I don't know, like, you have to grow somebody from the age of, like, 13. You have to identify, okay, this person is gonna be 7 feet tall, we need to get them working out in this specific way, put on upper body mass, and then just have them wetting threes all day. It's the, um, the Reggie Evans clip is going viral again this week of him when Giannis first came in the league asking, how old are you? And Giannis is, like, 20, and you can see Reggie Evans be, like, 20, and, like, shocked about it.
Yeah, there's really, there's no way, there's no human being out there that's like Giannis at all. And he's very likable, and he's fun, you know, to, like, watch, and, you know, I don't root for the Bucs, but, like, it's hard not to root for a guy like Giannis, which, the long way of saying is I can't wait for America to tear him down in the next couple years. Well, I would say for right now, he's definitely, like, the best superstar athlete in Wisconsin, by far, the best leader of any professional sports brand, that's most dedicated to the state of anybody that's playing there right now. This is the week, I heard that Aaron Rodgers got his house deep cleaned this week, which probably means putting it on the market, I would say.
I heard, this is a true thing, I heard that Aaron Rodgers was taking Spanish lessons with his lovely bride, and they canceled their Green Bay Spanish lessons. Oh! So, it might not be in town anymore to hablo de Espanol. Interesting.
They're going French there. That's okay. I'll have to work on the rest of it. It's all languages of love.
They're all Latin, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, but the Bucs, should we give them their flowers? They still gotta win one more. I actually think, it's weird, but like, the Suns are, like, game six, this series has been fantastic.
I think, I wouldn't be shocked if the Suns were able to win, because that game was so well played on both sides. Again, it didn't feel, the stakes were so high, they lose game five, but I didn't walk away from it being like, man, the Bucs just killed the Suns. The Suns played incredible, they just came up short. The Bucs played the perfect game.
Yeah, they did, they did. They actually did. On the road. And Hank was saying, when we were watching it, he was saying that you thought that the Bucs were gonna win that game the entire time, and then the Suns would win in game six.
You still feel like the Suns have a shot? Yeah, that's what would be the most fun for chaos. Well, if you're Adam Silver, if you're thinking about making the call, like, hey, hey, Giannis, Giannis turns out was hanging out, has been identified as a close contact with his brother, who is out with COVID. We're gonna have to hold him out while he tests negative at least three times over three days.
Guess what, he can come back for game seven, but if I was Adam Silver, I would be looking very hard at that scenario, very strongly. Yeah, I mean, the Bucs have just, Giannis is just out of this world right now, and he's like, yeah, it's funny too, because everyone wanted to make DeAndre Ayton the new Shaq, and it's like, you're watching him, he's Giannis. I did. I'm not saying that to you, I'm saying the world wanted to make that, but Giannis is the guy, who's physically, they're obviously very different games, but in terms of physical dominance and, like, stat sheet dominance, that's very close to Shaq.
I actually think that Giannis is just baby Giannis at this point, because he plays a completely different game than Shaq did. Ayton is more of like a guy that doesn't really wander Yeah, I was just going to bring that up. Okay, so, if you missed it, Giannis had a quote after game four, he said, I think it was a media day and off day, he said, when you focus on your past, that's your ego, when you focus on your future, that's your pride, when you focus on the present, that's humility, and everyone's like, this is incredible. Am I the only one who, that quote makes no sense?
I don't really understand how you can focus on the exact present all the time. But no, not even that part. The future is your ego, the past is your pride. Past is, no, ego and pride are very similar things.
Right, but you can be like, I did X, Y, and Z, I've accomplished this much, that's who I am, that's why I deserve to feel good about myself now. That could be called either pride or ego. And then if you think about the future, and what you want to accomplish, the future being like, I deserve this, that's your ego. Are you thinking, I deserve this, or are you thinking, I've done this, so I get this?
I think it was just, it was a quote that was engineered in a lab to make, every youth basketball coach, just like, had their heads explode, be like, I'm going to get this tattoo across my chest. He dropped it at the perfect time. He did. I thought that the pride and ego thing should have been swapped.
I get the sentiment. It's essentially he repackaged, what is it, yesterday, what is it, yesterday's given, tomorrow's given, is a gift and today is a present is due every day it's forgotten no it's tomorrow's a gift live laugh dance like no one's watching success isn't known it's least yeah dance like no one's watching live laugh love tomorrow is a gift today is a gift today is a gift that's why we call it a present oh fuck damn it wait no I got it I found it yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that's why it's called a present there it is Jake thank you champagne for all my real friends and real pain for all my sham friends yes I like that I like that I bought a book of toast the other week it's amazing it's the perfect toilet reading you can't come on her what is it I don't know that's a real toast like everyone who's like 20 years old thinks it's the funniest thing ever I remember I thought if you can't come on if you can't it happens to honor if you can't come in or come on her it's like look all right it's honor oh here we go not safe for work yeah every time I see not safe for work oh so to valor to honor to getting honor to staying honor if you can't come in or come on yeah there you go that was sky stuff around 19 years old I was like dude that is the funniest thing that's ever been made and you say it once in like a mixed crowd you're like nope that's not funny but yeah this is the honest love fest and he deserves it he really does he's been incredible and that quote was awesome I still don't want to go I also think the most amazing part of that quote was that he just he just thought of saying that in the spur of the moment somebody was like tell us how you remain humble and he like thought about it and gave a thoughtful answer that ended up sounding like poetry almost it might have been a plan but you can see him like thinking about what to say it's like you should be like you are a Greek philosopher that's amazing I also think the way the Bucs are doing it because it's like it's the opposite of everything that they were the last few years where they were kind of the front runners best team in the regular season get punched in the mouth in the playoffs remember they won those first two games against the Raptors and then the Raptors made an adjustment and they never made a counter adjustment the Bucs entire playoffs this year has been counter adjustments and fighting back Giannis gets hurt it's just been fantastic to watch I was thinking about it all the way back to game one of the playoffs remember when the Heat went to overtime with him and they were like oh this is going to be a tough series for him and it's just they're a completely different team and game six in Milwaukee at night the Brewers were going to play that night game as first reported last week they moved that game to what 3.30 for Christian Yelich so he'll get a home run we're 19 away boys so Christian Yelich will probably be at the game chugging at least a full beer yes hopefully hitting a couple home runs during the day also shout out to the reporter did you see this that asked Devin Booker who's sitting next to Chris Paul there doing the joint interview and he said how sorry do you or how bad do you feel for Chris Paul right now and Devin just like looked at the guy and Chris Paul looked over and I'm like you better not fucking answer that question how frustrated are you for Chris Paul right now that's a great question take some balls to ask that question I have a woe number that's not going to really translate to a podcast I'm going to say it anyway and I want to just preface it with saying my neighbor told me this so if it sounds really stupid blame him if it sounds great it's all my credit your neighbor J.J. Reddick no not J.J. Reddick my neighbor told me this about the Bucs he's a Bucs fan okay so he said he crunched the numbers and there's going to be a tattoo a lot of people are going to tattoo this in Milwaukee if they end up winning on Tuesday night the Bucs this playoffs are going to go a perfect sequence of four wins two losses two wins a loss two wins a loss two wins a loss two wins two losses and four wins it's exactly it's 4-2-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-2-4 okay again I preface it did you hear the preface I said this could be very stupid and it probably is but someone's going to get a tattoo of it and I want to just say shout out that's a cool tattoo I feel like I'm missing something though what makes it a perfect sequence of numbers it's exactly it's the race car it's the race car oh palindrome got it I probably didn't say it correctly but that's it yeah they're going to end both they're going to end the playoffs they're going to start the playoffs with four straight wins they're going to end it with four straight wins it was exactly 2-2-1-2-1-2-1-2-2 okay so palindrome got it that's a cool tattoo that would be a cool tattoo it would be a cool tattoo look at it right now see that's kind of cool what's it even happened you probably should have held it I don't care I want to get ahead of it now it's definitely not going to happen get that tattoo right out someone get that tattoo today no one can send it to us I'll give you a $100 gift card at the Barstool store Jeff Fisher had a lot of palindrome records as well that's true again I said it was listen blame my neighbor it was stupid blame my neighbor I said that right at the beginning I don't think it's stupid at all I think it's stupid you said it today as opposed to saying it after they won on Tuesday well I'm calling my shot I guess you know what though our podcast is going to be so chock filled with show on Wednesday that even that fun probably wouldn't have had a chance yeah exactly we wouldn't be able to sneak it in so there you go someone get that tattoo today $100 I will send you off because you can always explain it away if you don't how many numbers are in that 1, 2, 3 this is Michael and Tessa 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 11 numbers 11 numbers that's wild oh here's another one 4 and the middle number is 1 and the last number is 4 that's Milwaukee's area code now that's cool so that's hidden in there so what you're going to have to do is you're going to get the numbers and then you're going to get those either outlined and green or bolded so it really pops up what's the logitude latitude points to that did you say logitude logitude what's crazy logitude is zero there is no logic behind this all those numbers that is Milwaukee's exact logitude yes yes hey I don't know it's stupid Billy I thought you'd like that you like that alright cool anything else about this game I'm excited for game 6 on Tuesday to PFD's question earlier in 2020 there were 119 baby boys named JRUV so that's going to be the next Jalen so Jalen Rose was like the first Jalen now everybody that's getting drafted in the NBA like 2 got it 11 alright so we're building something I can't wait it's like AMC we're going to have to do every year and every name do they have to take on the Dorothys do they make any Dorothys D-O-R he doesn't even know yeah they're none D-O-R-O-T-H-Y an A you said E-A oh E-A wow I feel like I've seen that before really at a strip club Dorothea Dorothea give me a Dorothea Dorothea what year this year 2020 like think about a baby Dorothea there are 559 baby girls named Dorothea that's really not give me a what was the update on Agnes what was the thing that 182 wow that's a dying name there are more Druze than Agnes's now we crossed that line no it was 119 Druze okay well next year especially after what we saw happened the other night probably a lot of babies conceived in Milwaukee last night what was the Hard Knocks bit who did that when they were talking about babies Antonio Cromartie no no not that one fuck I can't even remember that was actually a ripoff bit from a comedian that was like you ever meet a baby named Dorothea but who was it who did that I forget I want to say fuck Riley no it wasn't it was the offensive coordinator who's the guy who got in the fight in Pittsburgh Todd Haley Todd Haley 137 girls oh so boys are taking the Joan wow that's interesting alright let's get to some other stuff we're recording dedication isn't born in the light of day it's carved in the quiet hours before the world blinks awake at Boorshead we rise with a mission to deliver craftsmanship worthy of your table a slice of something special folded into every moment worth savoring because dedication means delivering only the very best Boorshead committed to craft since 1905 okay Kalamori Kawa oh boy that was he was insane he was dominant wins the open championship what do they call him after like the golfer of the year yeah he wins the golfer of the year it's fucking sick title yeah it's an awesome it's a low-key great great trophy I actually there's a part of me that thinks I would rather win the open championship than the masters yeah nah it's just so much it sounded good coming off your tongue did you hear how much you did for a second I was into it and then I was like nah just because for so many years after the fact you just get to hear Scottish people address you as the open championship winner yeah and that's just a badass thing to hear he was awesome though so Kalamori Kawa went bogey free in the final round of both of his major wins basically saying he's the only player in the last 25 years to win multiple majors with bogey free final rounds he was incredible it was pretty much no doubter after there was a moment on Saturday where he fell back I want to say he fell back three strokes and then he was like nah I'm good and then just took over and did it all and he had a nice speech after good guy it's a good guy show did he thank us he didn't well kind of he kind of understood did you hear his speech no he said we don't do it enough where we look to the people next to us and just say thank you so he did kind of thank us yeah we were next to him yeah he said thank you you know what you're welcome Colin you're welcome Colin Colin does seem like a good guy he would definitely be in our golf crew if we had space for him but we can't open it up for everybody and I think he's he's a good person to root for we root for him absolutely every time unless it's one of our main dudes they're about to win and I'll tell you what what's the award that they give to a player that shoots the lowest round on Sunday yeah they should because Brooks gets the golden he just ran out of time the golden spikes yeah he ran out of time and then we had two like insane stories with our other two guys Will Zaltoros got hurt which I felt bad for he had to withdraw he also missed that putt so we hope he gets better and then Max Homa the craziest story of all weekend he made the cut no one saw it coming I tuned in on Sunday morning I was like wait what are you doing here it was like a normal wake up for me I woke up at like 10.30am and Max Homa was team at the Open Championship I was like I know that guy are you sure you're not supposed to be in the crowd I was like that's Max the guy that's on Twitter right holy fuck he's a golfer I just assumed I think what happened is that he probably shared a private jet with Colin so they probably just let him make the cut no matter what TV graphics are so confused they put him as Max Homa for a little bit really I love that congrats to our guy Max Homa for making the cut it was good it was a good moment I feel bad for Ustusen dude he can't know because he is Mr.
Saturday he's Mr. Moving Day he always shows up at the top of the scoreboard for about an hour on Saturday afternoon he's a major's version of Tony Finau he's a bridesmaid he's just leveled up Tony Finau it sucks and every single yeah it sucks for him and then Bryson good job good effort dude what did he finish like 60th well he also had he tied Brooks for the Golden Spikes Award there's also some it's not just Brooks so people are like hey it's Brooks vs Bryson did you see Justin Thomas he commented on an Instagram post that basically said I'm trying to find it right now it was saying like repeating everything that Bryson had said and he was like I can't believe the mad scientist didn't figure this one out or something like that like essentially making fun of him oh here it is I got it never would have thought swinging at 135 plus miles per hour it'd be hard to drive it straight you'd think Mr. Physics would know that nice Justin Thomas welcome on the show anytime I've started to weirdly respect Bryson for being just such a world class no no no not in a good respect way no no no just as maybe respect's the wrong word but like I'm almost admired I feel bad for it I do 5% 5% is not a lot I don't I feel 0% bad for it but I just keep wondering how much further can he go and he always finds he's really good at being a prick oh yeah he's amazing at it and do you know how big of a dickhead you have to be to get fired as a client or as a spokesperson they're paying him money to be their sponsor and they're making his clubs work all of it they're about to fire him the guy that they went out and begged to be a part of the team and be like the face of Cobra Drivers they're like we can't work with this guy he's unworkwithable he's never happy that was the quote he's an 8 year old he's never happy but yeah shout out Colin Moragawa awesome his second time ever playing Lynx golf he played the week before the Scottish Open and then wins the Open Championship and it was something about the British Open I think it's just the timing of it is always such a nice pleasure like you finish like he won it at 1 o'clock and I was like okay cool done for the day like gonna go for a walk that was nice it was also I think it was on the anniversary of the John Vanderveld Meltdown Cardusi I just like every time I tune in for the Open Championship I need to see just a picture of him standing in that black water with his shoes off thinking about getting the ball out and his trousers all the way up to his knees and then Mike Tirico being like oh no he's not gonna do this he's not somebody needs to slap some sense into him I think that is that's the most hilarious I think we did this for Mount Rushmore season by the way starting soon I think we did the moments that we wished Twitter existed for that was a big miss because that would have been in all time it was incredible like he's standing in the water on the 18th hole he had a three stroke lead I think going into it he's gonna hit this out of the water get a six and that's all he did and he's trying to hit the ball out of the water until this guy slaps him he also had a great spin zone afterwards when they asked him about melting down he was like what does everybody make a big deal about this for like it's a game it's a game of golf it's a sport I don't care I'm not gonna care tomorrow and then Jack Nicklaus was like oh he's gonna care yeah it's weird call that the coach guy you lose just say it's a sport it's not life or death alright a little F1 talk it was electric also we have a this league moment I don't know so Max Verstappen who I think we're gonna have on the show eventually ain't no Verstappen we're fans of his we're fans of the sport and he's the best of the sport right now all time salty Instagram post after so he got crashed by Lewis Hamilton in the first lap Lewis Hamilton goes on to win afterwards Verstappen post first of all I'm glad I'm okay it was quite an impact at 51 G's but feeling better obviously very disappointed with being taken out like this the penalty given Lewis Hamilton does not help us in any way and doesn't do justice to the dangerous move Lewis made on the track watching the celebrations after the race while still in the hospital is disrespectful and unsportsmanlike behavior but we move on he basically could have just summed it up with stay classy Lewis Hamilton and that's the top of it no matter what is he mad that he watched a television while he was in the hospital no he's mad well he is an all time hyper competitive guy which is good because that's why he's one of the best drivers if not the best driver right now in the world but part of being hyper competitive to a sick nature is that you can't lose well and so he's mad that he was in the hospital and they were celebrating and they didn't stop the sport for him you're disrespecting Lewis Hamilton right now by the way why? Max is the best right now he hasn't won shit I know but right now he's number one in the leading board I mean constructors are three points Mercedes is right on their ass yeah but yeah did I stutter?
no I'm just saying he's one you're being dis... yeah I guess Lewis Hamilton's to go but Max is the best race car driver right this second you want to say car that's fine it's like a Brady Rogers argument we're having here but he's leading right now right now yeah I actually took Lewis Hamilton's side I thought that Rubin's racing my favorite part about it is they call it a racing incident which I really do think similar to how they're rebranding shark attacks like a bang bang targeting call that doesn't isn't targeting but it's like hey the guy moved at the last second they hit helmets it's a football incident no it's a football incident the ref should just come out and be like listen I looked at the tape football incident play on well that's what they do after a catch is like is there an act common to the game of football yeah football incident football incident happen let's keep playing and so my whole thing is I can't get up for the F1 races in order to watch them live because I'm still not caught up yet so now I feel like if I watch a race it's a spoiler alert they're gonna talk about stuff that happened in the races like the last couple weeks so I need to step my game up a little bit so wait what do you do you need to push push I do need to push you know what that's what That's what I'll do tomorrow. That's what I'll do tomorrow. You know what?
When you fire it up, call me and I'll just say, push, push, push, push, push. Which is the Canadian billionaire son that I'm moving for? Lance Stroll. The guy, wait, because there are two of them.
There's one guy that's on Williams. I want the shitty one. Oh, I don't know what the other one's called. Lance Stroll's the only one that matters.
Lance Stroll? There's Nathan. His dad's like a billionaire, like evil. His dad is the guy that anyone on Twitter with the Rose avatar next to him wants to eat.
Yeah, he's eating any. You're right. I'm a Lance Stroll guy. The other guy only got his job because his dad's a billionaire.
Not Lance Stroll. Earned, not given. Earned, not given. So you thought I was disrespectful to Lewis Hamilton?
A little bit, yeah. I mean, you're just talking like Max Verstappen's got the championship. You're right. Today changed everything.
Yeah. I can't. They're not up by a lot. Today changed everything.
Today changed everything. I was like, am I wrong? Or is it like, they're a very close lead between one and two? Yeah, he's won all the championships in the past.
Yeah, no, going into today, if that crash doesn't happen, Verstappen's got a better car. He won, you know, he's sitting pole position. He probably wins and that's a different story. But you're right.
After today, yeah, I have no problem with it. It's a fucking racing incident. Guess what? Guys, race.
You race hard. I do like whenever someone is just, whenever someone's at the top of their game and they're so competitive and they just can't, like they become the sorest losers possible. It's actually kind of fun to watch because Max Verstappen, yeah, has probably been in that exact spot on the other side where he's pushed someone or crashed someone. He's like, hey, Rebben's racing.
Was that the British F1 race? British Grand Prix. Do they all take place in weird time zones? Or is there everyone that like, Austin and Canada?
That will be like the episode too because all the episodes kind of go the same way but the beginning will be like Max Verstappen doing that and then it will be like the end will be the British and him getting it like fucked over. You know what we should do? Like when they do come to the United States after the race, we should just write what the next F1 draft to survive episode should be and just see how close we get it. I do.
It is kind of fucked up in your head now like with the way television works is you watch something live and you're like, I can't wait to watch that in six months. You know why? They'll be good because when they show it in six months it's going to be different cameras. The cameras are going to be The only part about being a sports fan is going to a game and then watching SportsCenter after.
I'm like, oh, that's sick. I was there. And so I used to do this like back in college. I went to a couple of Washington football team games back then and we would watch the game at the stadium and then we'd go back and we'd play the commentary and then be like, see, you hear what you're not just saying right now?
You're a Marshall Lantern fan? I said that to you like two hours ago. Yup, yup, I spotted that. Only other thing I had before we get to who's back was Yankee fans just, this is the second time this year where it seems like Yankee fans are just walking around with baseballs in the stadium.
Was there any video that showed the player getting hit with the ball? Because I've only seen the aftermath. No, I haven't seen that and when it happened I was like, oh, that's a scummy thing but maybe it's, you know, a home run ball, he throws it back whenever that happens. But then I remember wasn't it earlier this year that there was a delay in the game because there was baseballs in the game.
Yeah, it was like, are Yankee fans just showing up to Yankee Stadium with baseballs in their pocket? I mean, first of all, we have two Yankee fans on the couch. Is that a thing? It's not a thing, but you sometimes do.
It happens. People bring balls to the game. You can't get balls out of games. Yeah, so first of all, I was going to say we disavow the throwing of baseballs at players on the field.
However, that was a fucking hose that guy has. Like, that's rookie of the year. That's the intro to rookie of the year where he just drills somebody in the outfield. Was it right after a home run?
Or no? I think it was in the middle of just nothing. I'm not positive. I do think there's like a, I don't know, maybe call it one minute after a home run that if a ball hits a...
I don't know if he's necessarily meant to do that. The guy's throw balls back. The guy that hit Stanton... Wait, wasn't that Yankee Stadium when Stanton was running around?
Also, I disavow my own comment because now that I'm thinking about it, the Red Sox are in the outfield. I might re-avow your comment because there's a chance that maybe the Red Sox hit that home run ball at the end of the previous inning and that guy still had it. We're still kind of like burning the ball in his glove. And if that happens before the next inning starts...
No, he needs to do it. You've got one minute to throw it back and that's it. Shout out to guys at Wrigley who bring a ball. They bring a ball in their gloves so if they catch an opposing team's home run they keep that one and throw the other one back.
Smart move, yeah. I got it. It was in between the sixth inning. The ball was tossed up into the stands and chance immediately began for the fan to throw the ball back.
Oh, so Verdubo threw it up. Probably him, yeah. Okay, now this gets murky because the whole stand is saying throw it back. Everyone that said throw it back, that's inciting.
The Bronx do. Yeah. They also were playing the game through like a straight up downpour. It was so bizarre.
They called the game and so he actually hit him. It looked like it was going to be a fight for a second. Now that fan is banned for life from all three games. Oh, really?
That's actually a huge flex. Yeah, what if they get a new... Yeah, the Rays move to Montreal. Wait, but I...
Is that a thing that's going to happen? I think there were talks of it, right? I think you're confused though. When I say that's a huge flex, I'm saying for the fan.
Yeah. Yeah, like that's the greatest thing to be able to say like, hey, I cannot go to any baseball game. If you're going to get banned from one, get banned from all because then you're the guy who's like, hey, Joe, you want to go to a game? No, I cannot.
Which sports do you think would be the coolest to say you got banned from all the arena sports? I think it would be football. Don't have to ever go. I was going to say because then I'd rather be watching Red Zone on Sundays.
Yeah, with Scott Hansen. Yeah, but then like if the WFT go to the Super Bowl, that sucks. No, again, I think I'd rather watch it on TV. I don't know.
There's certain games you'd like to maybe go see in person. I mean, the chances of them going to a Super Bowl. Yeah, that's fair. All right, let's get to Who's Back of the Week?
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Who's Back of the Week? Hank. I have a couple Who's Backs. My first one is the Kells brothers.
Yeah. Kells. Kells brothers. Kelsey's?
Kells brothers. Kelsey's. Kells. Kells.
Kells's. Apparently, everyone has been calling Travis and his brother by the wrong name for their entire career. His brother Jason? It's pronounced Kells.
Kells. What? Yeah, there's a TikTok Travis Kells who's saying it. He's like, yeah, people just always call me Kelsey, so I went with it, but it's pronounced Kells.
It's too late. If you let me get away with calling you a certain name for like a year, I'm not changing it. Also, he sucks now. Whoa.
No, I'm just saying, if you told me the Chiefs have Travis Kells, I'm like, well, they're not going to win anything. It's a rebrand. Kelsey is like Travis, I don't know, it's got some swag to it. No offense to his name, but yeah.
Yeah, like Tyrod Taylor was great until he changed his name to Tyrod. You know what's interesting? So you're not going to respect that you're just going to keep going with Kelsey. Listen, yeah, I think if you're asking any man over the age of 30 years old, if you've been pronouncing a name I'll take that out seriously.
So you'll call him Travis Kells? However, it says the pronunciation guy in the game notes. Well, that's a little... That's the point of it.
Interesting. So you think that everyone has just gone, like has read that? You think, break it down for me real quick. Is the pronunciation of the game notes wrong or is it that people are saying this is just what his name is and we're going to say it this way?
I think sometimes the SID or the communication specialist just puts it out there without confirming with the player. Ah, and it just snowballs from there. So you're calling that person lazy. No.
So there is a patient zero in the Kells, Kelsey, do to do. Yeah. We've got to find that guy and have him hung. I actually think that this is bullshit.
Something to me smells like there's an ad deal out there. I feel like there's an ad deal lingering under the surface. I haven't figured out exactly what it is yet, but you have two brothers that are playing in the NFL. Are they going to open a bar?
Maybe, maybe, yeah. Like Kells Bells or something like that. So they've been in the league for so long, both of them playing at a very high level. All their teammates called him Kelsey.
All of them. Like Patrick Mahomes was like, what's up, bro, your name's Kelsey? He made public statements. Tyree Kill said the same thing too.
Like, you have not told me that this is how you pronounce your name. I like this. I'm just saying, I smell either a Kimmel incident or I smell some sort of sponsorship lingering under the surface. And who created TikTok?
Chinese. No, Patrick Mahomes' brother. Oh, yeah, true. Connect all the dots.
LeBron James. All right, Hank. Either one, I don't know if this was PFTs, but if it was, you can take it. JaVale McGee.
Yeah. Yeah, I love it. He's all the way back. Dude, JaVale McGee, he's on the Olympic team now.
He is the funniest athlete of all time, I think. He might be my favorite NBA player because there'll be times when he is the best athlete on the court. And then five seconds later, he will look like he has never played the sport of basketball before and he does something that nobody else in the history of the game has done. Like, he'll do a 360 dunk on somebody and then on that next defensive possession, have the ball hit him in the stomach and get trapped in his pants.
He's a great addition. He's a great addition to Team USA. They needed something like this and now they have it. There's a chance that they don't meddle.
I was thinking about it. I think they're actually going to win the gold. I think they're doing a little rope-and-dope. This is a great rope-and-dope.
I heard a story, a little birdie told me, that the boys are maybe having some fun in Vegas. Okay. So they're maybe doing some drinking before games and that might be why. They're playing drunk?
No, they're just, you know, they were out the night before. It's a tune-up. They're not taking this seriously. Once they take it seriously, they'll beat everyone.
That's a dangerous attitude to have. That's what I heard. It's a global game now. That's what I heard.
I got the Barstool Sportsbook gold medal odds. USA still have a favorite at minus 250. Spain's next to plus 600. Yeah, I just, I can't, I won't believe it until I see it.
It would be very funny if we didn't medal. Yeah, it would. It's the U.S. soccer.
If we're not going to be good at something, be the worst. You really should. Yeah, be so fun. We can make fun of it.
Well, that does tell us perfectly because my who's back is U.S. men's soccer. We won our group stage in the CONCACAF Gold Cuff Tournament of Friends Championship. So that's a trophy.
So we got another trophy. We beat Canada 1-0. I feel like we should be beating Canada by way more than one goal. Like, you know what?
A win's a win. You know, we parked the bus. Yeah, we did. We got that early.
We scored in the first 20 seconds of the game and then nothing happened for the rest of 90 minutes. My other who's back is football guys are back. And Vanderbilt, specifically. Their coach, Clark Lea, Clark Lee, I don't know how to pronounce it.
He was a defense coordinator at Notre Dame. He took away every single number from every single player in the program. He said, we're going to earn everything in this program. We shared when asked why his players don't have numbers on their jerseys.
Until we understand that we rent those numbers, we don't own them. Until we are ready to work within them and leave them better for the next person to wear them, that will come. And I'm not going to put a timeline on that. I love it just because Vanderbilt, no offense to Vanderbilt, but what I'm going to say is going to be offensive.
Their peak in terms of like being a football program is to maybe start like 4-0 against weak opponents and then get really excited for Alabama and lose by 50. That's the best that they're looking for. I was going to say, being less than a touchdown underdog in an in-conference game is a massive win for Vanderbilt. Yeah, like 6-6 in the Liberty Bowl.
That's an amazing season. Yeah, so it actually just occurred to me that while they're doing this football guy stunt with taking away all the numbers from players in practice, that's probably going to make it quite a bit more difficult for coaches to evaluate how good the players are. Can you imagine watching tape on the scissor left looking down? Well, probably not because he's where he came from.
But watching that film and trying to identify who's who and just not being able to tell who your good players are and just fucking yourself over for an entire year. You know what though? They're all going to be equally good because you gave them the stunt. They're all going to earn that number.
Vanderbilt's back. Alright, my who's back is the Beatles. I was watching Paul McCartney's got a new documentary on Hulu. I think they also have a new Beatles documentary coming out in like a month.
And also who's back is, I didn't realize this until I tweeted that I was watching on Friday night. There's, I guess, a large part of, not a large part, but I would say a decent amount of the internet has now just co-opted the tape that the Beatles suck. And it blows my mind. The Beatles suck is crazy.
What do you think is crazy? You're saying the Beatles suck? Would that be like saying Drake sucks hypothetically? Yeah, you almost like the Beatles.
I didn't mean to walk you in there. No, no, because I went through this. Yes. I went through this myself about a year ago, a year and a half ago.
I realized like, hey, maybe I just haven't given Drake a shot. But it's just a try-hard thing to say. And I listened to it and I was like, not you, that was the Beatles. I get it, but I know where maybe that person was because when I saw the person tweet at you, I was like, that is the dumbest thing to say that the Beatles suck.
And objectively, you do not like it, but the Beatles suck. Like music that is occurring right now would not happen if it wasn't for the Beatles. And yeah, that's actually very similar to the way I went through with Drake. And if I can change, if you can change, we all can change.
I was just shocked. It turns out popular music is typically popular for a reason. Right, it was just bizarre because I never even thought that that was a thing people were now running with that the Beatles fucking suck. It's just a weird thing.
I think it's just looking, one guy did it looking for attention, got the attention, and now a bunch of people just do it for that same attention. I think I'm going to become a music sucks guy. You know what? The Beatles are not in my top 10 bands and I'm in my top 20 bands.
They say they suck. It's crazy. It's crazy. You got a John Lennon impersonation?
No, don't. I'm back. All right, Jake, you got a who's back? Yeah.
The Toronto Blue Jays with the emphasis on Toronto. They're returning July 30th for the first time since pre-COVID. Hell yeah. They're good for the city.
Yeah, very good for the city. But he's a fat ass back there. Call it the 6th, PFT. The 6th?
I know they call it the 6th. You can get the D-D-D-Diz up there. The good one's that pot, that codeine. Absolutely.
Good one, Jake. And then Billy, you got some? The PNT bump is back. Yeah.
Not only did Colin Morikawa win, but Christian Yellich hit a home run. And Dave Jouse won. The Mets had, I think, a couple ejections in the first inning. He coached the rest of the game and had an unbelievable comeback today.
He also went on the field last Friday, I think, right? Yeah, no, he's been on the field a couple times. They've had a couple fights. He's the best bench coach in Major League Baseball at stepping in between the manager and the umpire.
He's really quick on that. He always knows what the camera is. I think unintentionally, but his back always goes to the camera. So you can see very clearly I think that Frank's tweet about the Mets would be the one that he did.
I mean, he does 100 a night. But hold on, I gotta find out. I'm so cursed. Everything I touch is cursed.
But the second cursed, he fucked up, and it's C-U-T-S-E-D. So he has his typo in the second curse. It's actually like, it's better than Shakespeare. I'm so cursed.
Everything I touch is cursed. And he spells that curse incorrectly. That's how cursed he is. I was like, it's just special.
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Oh, it's not even called Space Jam 2? No. Space Jam, a new legacy. Space Jam, a new legacy.
They didn't make a lot of references to Space Jam 1 in Space Jam 2, which I'm just going to call two. Before we talk about the actual movie, should we talk about Billy's performance? Yeah, I think we should. Also, yeah, we'll do that, and then we'll get into spoilers.
So you can still listen to this if you haven't seen the movie and you're planning on going to see it. Everyone in the movie dies. Yeah. And then Tony kills Christopher.
Oh, I had people get really mad at me about that. Well, you're on the Jersey Shore. I'm sure they would. Yeah.
It's disrespectful. Billy, Billy, Billy. His assignment, let's be fair. We gave him an assignment.
We gave him an assignment. He brought in six people's worth, five people's worth, because I forgot Jake's, orders a Chipotle into the movie theater in his pants. And the best part was, he did this while Hank and PFT walked into the movie theater with backpacks on. And it was, I don't think he realized it until afterwards, like, he didn't need to do that.
He loaded up his cargo pants. It was a great performance by you. We ate burritos inside the movie theater. Well, also, big guy, let's set the stage outside when he was loading up his pants with the Chipotle.
He was doing so directly in front of the giant window that was right in front of the ticket taker, so they could see Billy, like, sneaking all this stuff. Like, he was just putting burritos into his pants, full burritos, one after the other. And then there was a guy that was standing outside in line, who was just staring at Billy, mouth wide open, saying, that guy's a genius. And I was like, I think my exact quote was, please don't encourage him more.
Because, again, BFT and Hank had huge backpacks that they walked in with, and no one said anything. Also, let's just put yourself in that guy's mindset. Like, he sees somebody putting burritos into their pants, and he's like, that's fucking brilliant. I never thought pants were burritos.
Great job. Also, I think what made it look even better was the outfit that Billy's rocking. So he's got the camouflage cargo shorts, he had a wolf sweater. Oh, no, no, those are pants.
Oh, cargo pants. Yeah, oh, no, no. Do they unzip? Do they unzip?
No. Are they convertibles? These ones. You don't see cargo pants often these days.
He's got the thong sandals on, too. It's great work. Pants and sandals is a wild combination. Billy does it all the time.
It's so easy. Like, what? I hate putting on socks. But they put on the pants.
Well, I had to get the cargo. Yeah, that's true. At least you're not wearing those weird toe shoes. I'm very disappointed on the state of movie theaters you can see nowadays.
Yeah, there's like four people working these days. They're going to take any business they can get. Yeah, exactly. Time's changed.
It was nice going back to a movie theater. I think it had been, what, two years? All of us have been there. I think all of our last movies was 1917.
Yeah, yeah, 1917 or Knives Out. I couldn't remember, but I don't know which one came after. 1917 came after? It was, though, nice.
It was a reminder, like, still got it. You know, like, when you shoot a shot or you, like, run a mile and you're like, ooh, I still got it. I finished every single one of my snacks, including a burrito, before the movie started. And I sat back and I was like, yep, still got it.
Because there's, I mean, who doesn't do that? Where you get the large popcorn, a candy, and maybe another candy, and you sit there for the first 20 minutes and you just go to town. And the movie starts, you're like, well, I'm a lot of snacks. It was very, you did not feel secure walking in the movie theater with backpacks.
Nobody even bothered to, like, look inside your backpack at all. So we get up there. We start eating our snacks. We watch the movie.