Burn Grundles Toon to Win Over Fulham

Bill and Kevin giggle for sixty-five minutes straight after 10-man Fulham roll out the red carpet for a rampant and entertaining Newcastle United.  17-year old Lewis Miley, who has more European minutes under his belt than Sunderland Association Football Club, scored his maiden Premier League goal for Newcastle, Callum Wilson was made angry by Miguel Almiron scoring a goal, and Dan Burn molested the ball into the net for a third, as Newcastle cruised in what ended up as a very fun and uplifting match.  We discuss important topics like Emil Krafth's attractiveness, the plight of Tino Livramento not getting all the attention, and ponder how Fotmob could mistake Dan Burn's foot for whichever of his appendages actually scored that goal.