Burning Towers

Someone gives us $5 on Patreon and we immediately start talking about all of the gay sh*t that we would do for more money (which Derek forgot to cut). Davie blows the lid off of Donald Trump’s motion to monitor the cell phones of the mentally ill as just another elite pedophile scheme to get underage nudes. This revelation causes Kyle to nearly go into cardiac arrest from shock, but luckily we snap back to reality with real questions from listeners with the mail bag. How do you deal with shitty liberal friends? Would you get pegged if it meant anarchy for you and everyone forever? How many d*cks does Justin Amash need to suck to get the LP Nomination? We talk about the state of the libertarian party candidates and pontificate over how high someone would get if they sucked John McAfee’s d*ck. I don’t know, all I know for sure is that we don’t need to anymore because some beautiful libertarian b*astard created a blowjob machine. Then we talk about 9/11 and the government’s potential involvement in the tragedy, which causes Derek’s rate of alcoholic intake to increase and he slowly devolves the conversation into an incoherent drunken ramble about how he once played a CS:GO game with Bill Clinton and he bought him some premium knives. All that and more on this week’s episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this Week: Was 9/11 an inside job? Links from this episode: Donald Trump banning e-cigs Donald Trump monitoring cell phones Bill Clinton Dress painting in Epstein’s HouseLucky Larry Silverstein9/11 Commission ReportAutoblow Blowjob Machine