Buying Firewood off Amazon & Why David Thought Charlie XCX Was Lorde 031

Fresh off passing his driver's test, Dave floods the house, orders firewood on Amazon, and asks if Charlie XCX is Lorde. Just another week of marriage and home ownership.Dave finally gets his Ohio license, but the celebration is cut short by a 7:30 AM toilet catastrophe involving overflowing water, sacrificed cooking pans, and Dave running around in his underwear tearing up carpet. This leads to a serious discussion about their Amazon problem - because when you're buying firewood, smart locks, and mini fireplaces multiple times per week, maybe it's time for a spending threshold talk ($100? $200?). In other news: David thought Charlie XCX and Lorde were the same person, but now he's deep in his "Girl, so confusing" era. They also dissect the wild Survivor snake bite that took out the only hope for the losing tribe, debate whether TikTok algorithms reveal your true self, and discuss Dave's plan to keep two phones so he won't be tempted by social media. Follow us on Instagram @theseriouslyshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.