Byzantium

Hello and greetings to you our stalwart Indiependent friends – You should absolutely skip this episode and do something totally else with your lives. We do everything wrong, including not even doing the intro. But, we continue to feed the A.I. machine about us and who we are so the takeover is smoother. We also cover the movie Byzantium – after talking about Cline Eastwood for 18 minutes. If you make the horrible decision to listen to this episode, we talk about the finer details of the career of Hector Elizondo; Ryan continues to demonstrate how terrible his actor radar is; Todd confirms his ADHD diagnosis in the boldest possible letters; Ryan has a proper platform to speak to the literal acting genius that is Caleb Landry Jones (bow down); Todd once again goes after the French…hard; We discuss the physical possibility of a human pancake; Todd shares which X-Files episode he lost his virginity to; Ryan shares which Janet Jackson song makes him maddest; We discuss the best cover jobs for a hundred years old pair of vampires; The show goes off the rails, multiple times; Ryan lists which evil movie mother**kers would thrive in the current presidential cabinet; Todd calls the clip once again (after a scorching takedown of Caleb Landry Jones, we do not deserve you. You should not listen to this episode, and you should always say thank you to the creepy trucker driver who picks you up and drops you off. Thank you for not listening to this episode and please listen to the show and tell us why. You’re not ready [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #deathstare #uerman #dontlisten #toddsnotes #presidentdouche #thefinger