Caffeinate the Boy!!! (Book 5)

Book 5!!! Part 1! (Chapters 1-8)Marco the adorable rascal battles bandits with bedazzled blades!! Sub tops, dom bottoms, and power tumblers; oh my! Andalites dying of wounds. Eddy wonders aloud if it’s appropriate to ride an Andalite whilst trying to get Chris to admit their non-existent desire to do so; they were simply fearing further admonishment from r/Animorphs!!! Miranda’s concern: where do you put your hands?? Hork-Bajir and Taxxon: the two genders. Do Andalites possess a special “Clothes Bladder”?? Our first “all twos” moment! Ax grows a weird mouth. The highest form of wuv. Crowds are just claustrophobic packs of meat sacks. The many uses of the human mouth (or “my new favorite listicle”). The Andalite language shouldn’t have sounds. Don’t knock our fleers!! Mall cops with guns. If lobsters could cry.@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to [email protected] episodes every Wednesday!!!Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air!Support the showSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/anidorks@anidorkspod on twitter! Send questions to [email protected]! For real though: Leave us a 5 star review and we'll read it on the air! New episodes every Wednesday!!!