Call 289-Hoax Busters, Polishin' Turds.

Hear ye...hear ye...The Mystical Order of The Powdered Wig Men implore you to obey their blessed and most sacred dictates by way of the highest grade parchment paper available in it's day(200 years ago), to forgo any reservations or half step measures in your unswerving devotion to their blessed utterances that ring down through the ages, driven by the cosmic quantum winds of the irresistible force that resonates the ethers with the pure and incorruptible essences of the whitest of obtainable powders that permeated the wigs that adorned the most profound cranial cavities to ever possess the capacity for right mindedness and righteous thought and therefore has endowed their bureaucratic progeny with the rightful inheritance of that which permits them to guide the lessers along the path of the Pilgrims progress to everlasting obedience to that which bears the stamp, the seal, the emboss, the signature, the vanilla file folder, the ticker tape, the laminated card, the unlamented card(don't laminate you social security card, btw), the citation, the punch card, the ticket, the sticker, the foil emboss, the three ring binder, the license, the form, the survey, the questionarre, the brochure, the pamphlet, the document, the form, the record, the file on and on and on and on, ad nauseum..................hoaxbusterscall.com