EPISODE · Jun 27, 2026 · 3 MIN
Calling Mr. Pharmacy
from bfbaker · host Briyan Fredrick
Written by Briyan Fredrick ℗ by Blind Mime Music, ASCAP | briyanfrederick.com © Briyan Fredrick Baker. All rights reserved. Tapegerms by Briyan Fredrick, Chris Phinney (tapegerm.org/app) Briyan Fredrick: tapegerm improv mixer, voice model, sunoai arrangement Calling Mr. Pharmacy [chorus] Calling Mr. Pharmacy Please connect me, please Day and night Make me feel right Calling Mr. Pharmacy It is extremely urgent Something very wrong Doctor, please, pray tell me Doctor, hear my song Can you shuffle up your schedule My condition's getting worse I cannot feel my fingers When I reach inside my purse [chorus] Calling Mr. Pharmacy Please connect me, please Day and night Make me feel right Calling Mr. Pharmacy My blood work isn't working My urine sample's blue My stool is shook from twerking My balance is overdue? [chorus] Calling Mr. Pharmacy Please connect me, please Day and night Make me feel right Calling Mr. Pharmacy [bridge] I don't know how much longer I can last I don't know how much longer I can fast Please leave a message briefly Describe the nature of your call If this is an emergency Seek immediate attention y'all [chorus] Calling Mr. Pharmacy Please connect me, please Day and night Make me feel right Calling Mr. Pharmacy Calling Mr. Pharmacy Calling Mr. Pharmacy Calling Mr. Pharmacy Calling Mr. Pharmacy…
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