Can I copy your drag?

Banana Delvey and Miss October are the infamous duo of Vancouver’s drag scene, known for their unfiltered mouths and chaotic pop hits that get stuck in your head for days. Their tea-spilling podcasts and outrageous performances have earned them a loyal following, but they also have a peculiar knack for courting controversy. Vancouver loves them, but also loves to hate them. Their every move, every homage, and every shoutout seems to come with a price. Whenever Banana and Miss October become obsessed with a drag icon, group, or song, something bizarre happens. The object of their affection inevitably gets canceled, deleted, or ruined. It’s almost like a curse: their admiration is a kiss of death. Queens they idolize vanish from the scene, groups they support disband, and songs they promote get pulled from the airwaves. It’s become a running joke, but also a point of concern among the drag community. This phenomenon has led to a chilling question: if Banana Delvey and Miss October decide to dress like you or perform one of your numbers, are you next to disappear? The community whispers and wonders if paying homage in drag is still drag when it comes with such a dire consequence. It’s like a game of Russian roulette, with everyone wondering who will be the next to fall victim to their lethal adoration. Where do all these vanished icons go? Is there a secret Banana Delvey and Miss October support group island somewhere? An island where all their favorite things are hiding out, safely away from the chaotic influence of the duo? Some fans speculate that there's a tropical paradise filled with queens sipping cocktails, laughing about their escape, and listening to Banana and Miss October’s latest podcast episodes. The irony is not lost on anyone. The very duo that causes these disappearances might also be the only ones capable of bringing the truth to light. Their podcasts, filled with their signature sass and wit, often hint at the mystery but never quite solve it. It’s part of their charm and part of their chaos. Their fans are hooked, always eager for the next episode, the next scandal, and the next disappearance. As for Banana Delvey and Miss October, they remain unapologetic. They continue to spill the hottest tea, release the catchiest tunes, and pay homage to the queens they adore, seemingly unaware or unbothered by the havoc they wreak. And so, the legend of Vancouver’s most chaotic drag queens grows, as everyone waits to see who will be their next muse – and their next victim. If you heard your name you heard us wrong...