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Oh podlings, gather 'round because I've got a tale that’ll tickle your fancy! Picture this: the fabulous Banana Delvey and the ever-glamorous Miss October, the biggest stoners in all of Vancouver City, prepping for the ultimate 420 celebration. They rolled into the Blumpkin Bar on 420 with a mountain of weed, ready to blaze it up at what they thought was the most lit 420 show ever. But, oh darling, the gag of the night was yet to come! Instead of a smoke-filled extravaganza, they walked into a cabaret show with a title more misleading than a drag queen's age. No intermission, no smoke breaks, just one long, sobering performance. As the minutes ticked by, our queens found themselves hilariously sober, trapped in a swirl of sequins and show tunes. Banana Delvey whispered to Miss October, "Did we just get punked?" and Miss October, with her signature eye roll, replied, "Honey, we got bamboozled!" They giggled their way through the rest of the show, turning a major miscommunication into the funniest mishap of the season. As the final number dazzled and the curtain fell, Banana and Miss October found themselves in awe. Despite their sobering state, they agreed it was the best drag show they had ever seen. "We were just a bunch of sobering stoners who couldn't appreciate it without a few more smoke breaks!" Banana exclaimed, and Miss October nodded in agreement. With a newfound appreciation for cabaret and a plan in place, the queens declared they'd be back next year with a new strategy: edibles. "Next time, darling, we’ll be ready!" Miss October proclaimed, and they sashayed out of the Blumpkin Bar, already plotting their return. And so, the legend of Banana Delvey and Miss October’s 420 cabaret adventure was born, a reminder that sometimes the best nights are the ones you never see coming. If you heard your name you heard us wrong...