Can You Wear a High-Vis Button-Up to a Bar?

Ever seen a fluorescent green button-up with reflective stripes and wondered if it's fashion or construction gear? The answer lies in ANSI/ISEA 107-2020, a standard that specifies square inches of fluorescent fabric and retroreflective tape — not what the garment actually is. That loophole has produced a bizarre wardrobe: Class 2 polos, Class 3 button-ups, and high-vis cargo shorts with reflective leg bands. We explore the most ridiculous ANSI-compliant clothing, how deniable it is in public, and who's actually buying it for work. Episode #218634 — open it directly at myweirdprompts.com/218634