Canon Fodder Episode: 20 Home Alone

Welcome to Canon Fodder's second annual holiday special! This year we're discussing the Home Alone franchise. Yes, they made more than three of these movies; double that in fact. They should have stopped after two because really - how many parents are there in this world that consistently leave their kids at home when they go on lavish vacations? And how many of said semi-abandoned children are victims of break-ins? Man, these movies suck. Ever wonder what happened to Kevin? What about Buzz? Harry and Marv? Do Kevin's parents ever get arrested for gross neglect?? The good news is that we watched these shitty movies so you don't have to. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.