Can't Perform EP3: NYC Portal Prediction, A College Stabbing, & Missing the Aurora

Gooooooooood morning wonderful humans, I hope this weekend is everything you ever wanted. As for us, we'll be locked into our 9-5s gathering more intel to spew back onto this pod... crazy how life works. This episode has it all, from Izzy predicting what shuts down the NYC Portal, recalling a birthday party in college that included a stabbing, and P-H being a sadboi about missing the Northern Lights in Glens Falls... while Izzy describes how amazing they were to see. Life is good, folx. Sometimes. If you have any stories where you also crumble under the pressure DM us on Instagram @cantperform, and remember to leave a review and rating so my mom can finally be proud of me. Until next week!