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EPISODE · Mar 19, 2026 · 1H 30M

Capital letters. Zig-zagging meteors. Hypothetical questions!

from ROCK MORNINGS · host Brian Simpson

Here we are…just waiting for these concerts this weekend. Warrant, Firehouse & Steelheart at the La Crosse Center tomorrow night and then Hairball at the Omni Center on Saturday night. Find more info & get tickets for these two shows along with the Filter & Finger 11 show at the La Crosse Center next Thursday HERE. On the show this morning, we asked each other Hypothetical Questions for Hypothetical Thursday. Brian's question for Jean was: "You’re walking through the woods when you come across a black suitcase. It contains a million dollars and a bloodstained piece of paper with the word “don’t” written on it. Will you take the suitcase home with you or leave it?" Jean's question for Brian was: " " Office Cora joined us just after 8am to talk about what she's up to in the 715 this weekend. In the news, Punch the monkey now has a girlfriend, a meteor seen in Texas was definitely NOT acting like a meteor, and an update on the missing Air Force General. In sports, the First Four has wrapped up and the tournament starts today with a bunch of games including Wisconsin vs. High Point, the Bucks are in Utah tonight to take on the Jazz, the WNBA & it's players have a new labor agreement, and Jack Hughes wants his gold medal-winning puck back. We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and also looked at some ways to save money on gas with the prices rising. Another sign of the Wussification of America - Gen-Z people are saying that capital letters are "too intense". Elsewhere in sports, a NASCAR driver gets suspended, an NBA player uses his shoe to block a shot, and Colin Dorgan does it again! And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaMan that ran from the cops and eventually got taken into custody by some officers on paddleboards, a mom who held a 10 year-old boy down while her kids beat him up, a food truck operator in Japan who drove his vehicle to a fire station while it was on fire, and a lawsuit involving hot chocolate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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