Captain Stubing Not Included

By the time Robbie got to Phoenix, [North Carolina Jay] Art and Jay were cruising.  Were they in a 1979 Celica, driving back and forth from Sonic to McDonald’s?  Not exactly.  B ut they were in the studio talking about a top vacation choice for many guys of a certain age: a cruise.  Jay didn’t have a pony to ride upon his boat, but he did just return from an Alaskan cruise, and aside from a little fog, the only downside was that he had to disembark the ship.  A four-time cruiser, Jay compares his experiences from single guy doing this new dance called the Macarena, to the silver anniversary trip where most of the guests had silver hair.  Meanwhile, Art reminisces about his glory days in the Caribbean.  In the Geeks of the Week segment, an 80’s talking head makes a return to the screen, and "Holy Cancellation, Batgirl!”, a bajillion dollar movie won’t even make it to Quibi.  Be sure to download this episode before getting on the ship - the wifi stinks.