Captain Swartie Presents Home

Major Captain Stebbins Swartie was born with less than 27 million dollars in the bank, and struggled to meet or exceed the expectations of his family. Once he took care of them, they were no longer a threat to his magnanimous empire. Since he is independently minded, he decided to go in to the studio and record songs that he would like to download. Don't despair if this music isn't to your liking, these songs exist primarily to boast his instant catalog.