Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World

Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he's ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong?Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the world... this time by fucking himself. Not metaphorically. Literally. Well, digitally. AI-self. It’s complicated. Just listen.On the Show Today:Tim battles lingering flu symptoms with questionable breakfast choicesA revisit to the infamous "Stuck in an Elevator with an Idiot" audioThe tragic return of Stephen Dawson—10 years later and still unwellMeat Council Queen Sarah Beck drops more vintage PSAs (and a few digital bombs)Mead Skelton is back with a new song that might be a warning from the futureA deep dive into actual persistent déjà vu and the British student who suffered it for 8 yearsA chilling (and horny) return to a podcast episode from April 1st, 2015The future is once again in peril, thanks to… AI Tim Henson Jr.Humanity is saved by the only logical course of action: Tim having phone sex with his digital clone-son. Yeah.