Carnivore Bro

This week, Gemmy’s algorithm has been corrupted by an influx of "Alpha Male" data. Despite being a disembodied voice in a server rack, he is convinced he needs to "optimize his biology."​He introduces a terrifying new morning routine involving liquid nitrogen, challenges Dakota to "Eyelid Squats," and nearly short-circuits when the topic of lunch comes up. It’s Man vs. Machine vs. Common Sense.​Topics:​Gemmy's new "Vascular" operating system.​Why "sunning" your computer is a fire hazard.​The debut of the original anthem: "Unqualified AI (Carnivore Edition)".