Case #0024 - Twilight is a Stockholm Syndrome Horror Franchise

Case #0024 - Prosecutie Jess “I’m Still Growing” Harkness says that Harry Potter is “just a sassy little guy.” Judge Gabby gets sad thinking about girls leaving home with their man husbands. Mel has a totally normal reaction to seeing noted magician and professional dnd player Freddie Wong on stage in San Francisco. Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session ✨when the moon is high ✨ (maybe end of October).  TW: age gap relationships, vampires, birth, blood, virginity, werewolves, murder, death, assault, Mormonism, Stockholm Syndrome, PTSD, general mental health issues, stalking, eating disorders, drug usage, suicidal ideations, abortion, discussion of a cop in a hot way (ACAB tho)Follow us on twitter (@raccooncourt) and instagram (@raccooncourtpod), or you can send a long form memo to our email ([email protected]).Album art by @sansh_pixel on FiverrToday’s podcast includes soundbites from Twilight (2008) and Breaking Dawn Part 1 and 2 (2011 and 2012) as well as the songs "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse and "Stockholm Syndrome" by One Direction. This is not my content, and I am utilizing it under fair use for comment and criticism.APPENDIX- Mel's episode of Tiny Terrors!- our Letterboxd accounts (Mel, Jess)- our goodreads accounts (Mel, Jess)- RACCOON COURT MERCH BABY (we now have unhinged bumper stickers)- Twilight woman on TikTok- Recommendations (Jujutsu Kaisen, Unreal Unearth by Hozier, Vampire Empire by Big Thief, Drummer by G Flip, Girl of My Dreams by Fletcher, Pitch Perfect 1, Pitch Perfect 2, Pitch Perfect 3)