CATS

When you sign up to live in a place like New York City, you are signing up for the unexpected. Do you expect someone to steal parts of your bike piece by piece until the only thing left is part of the knob from the bike lock? No. Do you expect to work seventeen jobs at one time in order to pay for an 8 x 10 foot apartment room that smells like limburger cheese? Why, of course not, sir! So, you are not allowed to be flummoxed when a feral cat attacks you, your dog, and your dog's sexy backpack. In Episode Three, "CATS," join me and my faithful companion, Mabelle, as we get attacked by a possessed pussycat. CREDITS: All essays written by Caitlin Allgood. Music composed by David Allgood, and performed and arranged by The Parkers. Stream their music online coming soon. Also, if you find my voice irritating--I don't blame you--you can find the stories in print, as well as embarrassing photographs, at www.averagelyallgood.com.