Cave Man

From one guy to another you did the right thing by callin' me Before you gave into her demand for family fun at Disneyland You gotta stop the rust building up on that Chrome ball hitch on your pickup truck With the boat and trailer you've been saving up for sailor You can give your wife and kids a three-day West Coast trip Or teach 'em all a lifelong skill like how to fish Don't CAVE MAN If you do she'll always think she has the upper hand Then you can say goodbye To all the guy things in your life That keep your knuckles dragging in the sand Don't CAVE MAN I don't mean to say you should never let her have her way But you need some manly things in your life to keep it right I'm talkin’ 'bout bar nights with the boys Two and four wheeled off-road toys And collectibles like fishing rods and knives If you don't set the rules this time I'm certain Your taxidermied bass will look alot like bedroom curtains REPEAT CHORUS Love needs a two-way give-and-take to work But sometimes a guy just has to be a jerk, so… REPEAT CHORUS w/Tag Dewey Longuski (BMI) ©2024