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And we made new buttons. So we haven't made new buttons for World's Greatest Wednesday since we started World's Greatest Wednesday. You're exciting, that is. Yeah, but you haven't heard them so.
That might change your mind. Yeah. Working to the show. What a show it's going to be because it's Wednesday.
And we're doing the thing that we used to do. I don't know how I invented it. I actually sort of recall. Oh yeah.
Despite not having been there. Oh, OK. That makes me how bad it is to be my brain. Some dude that wasn't there knows what happened and I don't.
But I assume I was there. Well, I mean, I try not to take it personally, but a disproportionate number of really good things. Like legendary things that have happened in the history of the show seem to have happened on the somewhat rare days that you all did a show I didn't show up. Oh, yeah.
I try to not read too much into that. Wait, he's serious like more than one. Yeah, this is definitely the go to example. I can't think of another one off the top of my head, but I was away and I checked in with Will or whoever and I said, so I was the show yesterday and they said, you know, it was actually an especially good show somehow.
It just sounds like the guy he's talking about would say that. They're not even mean it, but say it in a way where it makes telly go. Interesting. It's almost like you're saying me not being here made it better.
I think that's probably not the case. I think well, I do think the show has traditionally when we were doing it. For the record when you're here, it's better. I appreciate it.
No, no, but I think that when I'm not there, when I'm not here, it's often looser. Oh, back in the day to show it. And so I think anybody was wrangling me. Anything can happen.
It usually does. And it would be more of a go having him there regularly and then not having him there would be even more so of a, you know, it goes today, you know, like the structure is out the window. That's for sure. Right.
So that means either really bad show or really good show because I put pressure on myself, I think, to like make something that usually would have been slightly planned. Funny. Instead, I just have to go poof. Yeah.
And that would either fail miserably or be good. So you're saying, Michael, wait, this time it worked. It worked. I want to say, don't quote me on this.
Was it mayhem? Probably that you well, it was probably a Wednesday. We're not necessarily, I guess that he was mayhem Mondays. He was mayhem Mondays when doing it on Wednesdays, may I come later because of the alliteration possible.
I want to say, because I don't make it messy. I wasn't there and we didn't have recordings of the show and we still have recordings of those shows and those days that you started musing about who was the greatest Asian who had ever lived. Oh, wow. And so it became people started calling in and said, you know, Bruce Lee, Oh, yeah.
So it was the basketball guy because he was right up there. Yumming. Nah, the flashy guy. Jeremy Lin.
Jeremy Lin. Lin Sanity. Right. Yes, it was Lin Sanity.
It was because he was right up in the top 10 of the greatest Asians. Right. I think it would be in the top 10 now. No, if you're saying at that moment in time, he was one of the top 10 Asians in our culture, we could probably pinpoint the date of the show.
We fit about three days. Right. Because it's that he didn't get it long. Not for weeks.
No, it was short lived, but linsane. That's right. Make that mistake. It was linsane nonetheless.
So I think it went so well and people started calling it and making suggestions. And finally, you said, all right, so let's settle this and probably had a Bruce actually, but to say that for you, settle this. Oh, yes. That's all this.
Yeah. All right. And then I think you ranked him and it was so obvious that if it worked for the one question, it would work for any number. And I wonder how many worlds greatest Wednesday shows we have done.
It's probably greater than, you think it's more than 1000. That's a lot of. Well, you could only do it once a week. Yeah.
So maximum, you could do it 50 times per year. Yeah. You know, give or take with vacation time, the occasional illness or rehab stint. Uh, well, at least 10 years of it.
You think we did it for 10 years? Yeah. Well, well, then yes, welcome to the 5000th. There you go.
Yes, your favorite number. This is exciting. My first time. Yeah.
Oh, bro. You're going to be great. Hey, just so you know, this was made up, I believe, if I recall, it's what is the world's greatest so and so, but the votes, the nominees need to come from somewhere else than just your basic. Yes.
Like, I feel like some people will be going along and it's like, obviously, this guy or this girl and then boom, someone would bring someone up and you go, Oh, yeah. On a whole different angle, he might be the world's greatest at that particular thing. Right. For example, it wasn't technically a world.
Was it a world's greatest Wednesday that we did recently, where we determined that the single greatest country on Earth was Transylvania. So that's shorthand for how this one is there. So it's pretty hard to be. He's got a castle.
Everyone just kept coming up with you, but Transylvania's got Dracula. And it's like, I don't argue. That is heavy, you know, do you? Because if you've got a 24 hour fitness in LA, you're never going to catch Dracula in Transylvania.
You might, depending on what time you go. Obviously. So yeah, we're going to do that. We made new buttons.
So we ever made new buttons for world's greatest Wednesday in since we started well, it's Wednesday. You're not exciting that is. Yeah. But you haven't heard them so I might change your mind.
It might change your mind. And for the first time ever in our podcast life, we have a live studio audience that can give us nominees and vote. And obviously, if you're a patron subscriber, your votes are 1 million. So the people who are joining us as we tape this are our loyal patrons at patreon.com slash Ellis made if we do this sort of thing moving forward and we probably will.
You will have the opportunity to join them by signing up there. Judging by the text messages I've got. I think it's a good idea that we do this. Good.
Because I'm getting a lot of nominees on the phone. Excellent. We can reach to when we're on Patreon. Where are the new intro is what page seven?
We should be there for that email text. So we have so many to choose for to choose from. We have a kind of throw in a dart. We have sentimental sergeant peppers.
You can't go. We have classical sentimental funky and Satan. Well, I bought that one. The being pretty funky.
Who's greatest who's great? Wow. Good singer. Yeah.
Nice. And folks, greatest. When say you. Well, this is part is all joking aside.
This still might be the fun. He is getting the fun. Happening in studio city. I don't know why you thought over the last bit.
It got into your way until remix totally changed. Really. That was pretty cool. I'm like MC skat was coming in.
I just have to mention something. I know how much you love older ladies and can we just say rest in peace? Raquel. Well, passed away earlier.
82 years old. Anyone. I don't know. She is.
She's a bombshell a bombshell from the 60s, man. Who's Raquel? Well, she was absolutely. Well, she was done.
She only black in black and white photos. She was in a lot of black and white famous pictures. Yeah. She was wearing that beautiful outfit in this movie called something DC.
And she's like this. She's just a classic voluptuous star. Or no, she wasn't. She wasn't.
She was great. But was she being for that time? Is she being a bit of a hoary lady? No.
Well, yes. For the time. Right. She was the same.
Right. She's one of the first. Right. Can you put up?
See. Yeah. Yes. Yes.
The one in there with the sequence on. I now know who that lady is. Yes. And she died.
She passed. That's going to happen after a short illness. Truly those were some legendary cans. A friend of mine passed away this weekend to this week to start here.
That guy that got me Howard. He just I think I befriended him on Grindr. But he knew a lot of people and was like a big guy. We got you.
He got me a big article in out magazine and organized this photo shoot. And they like rented a Mustang and and all this stuff. And I got ever since that article. The gay community has reached out to me because of it.
Like I have had people say, hey, man, you know, I know you're you're half and half. But if you ever want to grab a beer or whatever or. Like something else people. What was it?
It was really cool. I feel like he really kind of got, you know, I know me talking about on the show kind of got me out. But when that came out, that was kind of my official outing. Can we say the gentleman's name that passed?
Howard. I forgot his last name. Well, Howard, thank you for doing that. And he's a really good guy.
And he did that to a lot of people because I saw article about him. And I was like, oh, he didn't. That wasn't just the one off. He does that.
He did that to everybody. Well, but he was a good dude too. I like going to use to barbecue and stuff. He was full of beans, partied.
Probably just one state. You know, he's a guy. It's crazy to know that just like now and now he's gone. Like the other day, it wasn't the other day, but you know, like a year ago, I was like, we get above you and then poof.
If you go at the end of the show, when you say kiss a baby, don't die, I take that advice to heart every time I'm like, don't die. People could drop him like flies around me, man. I started saying it because I had heart problems and it was like a big deal. I was like, maybe this is every time I'm here.
This is the last time I'm here. So no people do the right thing. It's short. Yeah.
Sorry. Didn't mean to bring death so soon into the show. Because today shows all about life. It's a celebration of life, the world's greatest life.
Life. Wednesday, who is the greatest of all? It's the greatest Wednesday. Who's the greatest of them?
But vocals. Wow. I like that one a lot. Great.
Great voice there. Talented. Perhaps we should introduce the topic. Yes.
Right. The world's greatest celebrity to ever start an only fans account. So obviously someone that hasn't got one. Who would you want to see?
Because obviously there's, you know, like somebody who's really hot. But then there's people that you might want to see. I saw somebody know me the undertaker. I just met him the other day.
And yeah, I would I would pay $30 to see the undertakers undercarriage. What can I say? And I'm not saying sexually, I'm saying maybe he got big hands. So you might have a big ear.
He might have a you might be packing large and that'd be cool. I like watching big penises on video. It's cool. Yeah.
I wish I never saw whole Colgan sex tape. That was a mistake. If you don't see much. So it's not that bad.
It's not enough. Really good. I just saw the back. Isn't it just a back any pumping?
Yeah, but it was disturbing. It definitely was a valuable life lesson to never check text messages from your daughter and they're sleeping with your friend's wife. That's right. Just a weird all about the kids.
Just a weird vibe. Yeah. Wait, what? Didn't he have texts from Brooke?
He's like, hold up brother. Hold up. I can confirm. His ringtone went off.
He had to go over in the middle of Coides. He got a text from his daughter. Coides interrupted. Oh, it's not only half to him.
But then he got 50 million at the end of the whole thing. He won the lawsuit against whatever that website was. It doesn't exist anymore. He's afraid that he's framed the post it.
The guy that hated us on the radio. The muss bunch. Yeah. Yeah, blah, blah.
He loved us. That's what they say. Well, he certainly would not have gone public had it not been for. Correct.
Bubba. Live by the Bubba. Die by the Bubba. Can't imagine that you can have, I wouldn't think.
Well, I don't even want to, I don't want to defame the guy. Yeah. Somebody got 50 million dollars because of that. That was a great guy.
But yes, under 10. That's what they say the other day. Yeah. And I for one would totally have sex anywhere in his house.
I'd never suspected anything. That's possible. I mean, it's a problem. I love that.
I would have kept it wrong. Yeah, he's got him cut off. Yeah. Your friends did.
Yeah. Um, I'll go to my Twitter first because there's a lot of nominees on there. Which I believe is actually Nick Cage, Wolfknife, Stabby Landlord, suggest. It is the undertaker.
We've got to put that on there. Yes. Bear with me. So, this is the loan just in time for his TV show.
One of our patrons in the YouTube chat said, Hasbola. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that might be up there. OK, now, people who aren't in the loop, we tend to think of Hezbollah as a Middle Eastern terrorist organization.
The whole organization? No, you've got to say it different. How does it look like that? Yeah.
It's so different. It's Hasbola, which means total peace and mellowness. And I'm a little cute guy. People pick me up.
That guy. Now this guy. Oh, yes. Who's his competitor?
You have C-star'd muffin. Who's his rival? Abdu. Yes.
And then there's Abdu. So you've got to be fair. Who would you rather see more? I think I'd rather see Hasbola's undercarriage.
I'm all Abdu. You're all Abdu. See, there you go. It's got to be on there.
Someone's suggest. Abdu does. Dany DeVito. Which I think is an excellent.
What's the great choice? And then we'll go to the phones, the Jason El Shofon. I gave this some thought before we got rolling here. OK.
I don't know what's disrespectful, but I still have lingering curiosity about Dolly Parton. Oh, wow. That's no. No, no, no, no.
This is very... Oh, they can't be dead, by the way, Ada. Just have fun, no. She can't be a dead person.
That's great. Because sometimes we allow dead people and cats who, characters. But not on this one. Great choice.
I've gone down a lot. Otherwise, I would have obviously not made a bug's bunny. There you go. Yeah, because that's all Miss Jolly.
I'm with you. I saw a picture of her in Black and White when she was just getting started. I was walking through like a store where you buy old things, whatever those are called. And I saw her.
She's beautiful. She's still wonderful. I'm with you on that Dolly Parton. Yes.
If we're separating this by age category, she definitely laps the senior circuit. Oh, nobody like Willie Nelson? OK, I have a couple of other people. Hell, he's just smoking a joint.
Yeah, I don't want to see he's anal. I just want to see like a casual bush. Do you want to be like what would be doing? I'd say with that.
That's a bit cut since 1958. Just civil to his hair. Maybe he has a bandana around it. It's braided.
Oh, homegrown. Yeah, OK, with Dana. I just wrote him. Willie.
Nominees on the phone. Donald Trump, Bill Clinton. And Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold, I feel like we've come so close to seeing the full Schwarzenegger.
Really? When did we almost see Schlong? When he was Mr. Olympia.
He was supposed to be. Yeah, for some towel scenes. Yeah, not that I would know. That's what I heard.
That was in his prime, too. So that's when you want to see him. Pumping Iron Iron. Yes.
Exactly. Still Owen also made a porn when he was a young man. Good point. We have no need to.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Tom Hardy. John Travolta.
I don't know if I want to see John Travolta. Not like in world's greatest anyway. I like that he's bald. He's just embracing a bald thing.
I think he lost a bit of weight. He looks better. He does. He did a song where he's singing Grace for a TV ad.
Super Bowl. Yeah. That's tough. Yeah, I felt like he finally got the hair situation just as the face situation was really falling off.
There was something off-putting. It was sort of like an animatronic. Yeah. Yeah.
Someone's like, his face was taken off and replaced with his face. Oh, wow. Nick Cage as John Travolta on OnlyFans. Oh, wow.
That'd be nice. Doing that character with the like, smacking the two gold guns together. He's a penis! Only of John Wook and director OnlyFans.
Yeah. It's all slow with dubs. They're just jumping sideways and slowly choking themselves. George Santos' name has been thrown into the hat from the chat over here.
I don't know. If we're going to just put like a naked stuffed animal man on OnlyFans, I'd rather say James Corden. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
That's a good one. Because to me, it's like a, he's like Paddington Bear, but really arrogant. Right. Not nice to wade her like Paddington Bear.
I'd like to watch him get a lip-cell. Good. Good. Good.
Rub's wife is nominated. No way! Who's Rub's wife? He was like, Rub's wife has been nominated for every World's Greatest Wednesday.
So since it started in the early days, somebody nominated Rub's wife for what was it? Well, I don't remember what it was, but it was something not positive. And the person who nominated at Rub's wife was Rub. Oh, wow.
Yeah. So much so that I believe a year or two later when his wife had factored in the top 10 of like half of the World's Greatest Wednesday's all of the negative. I believe he called us back and said, can my wife stop winning World's Greatest Wednesday? No, I think she's sad enough.
I don't think she's pleased with me. Are they still together? They're sad. They are.
You're back on the list, Rub's wife? Wow. Nice work. Or bad work.
I'm sure she'll be thrilled to people with their political names. I'm going to veto that. I feel like they're so boring and not cool. And World's Greatest Wednesday isn't about lame people.
You know? I don't want to see Hitler on this. I don't want to see the rest of those people. What about the former Australian Prime Minister?
Oh, Prime Minister Big Tit? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because that makes sense.
We all need it to know. We all need to know. Stephen Segal from CTV. Oh.
Who has been nominated? Wow. What about Mila Kunis? Yeah.
Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Because isn't she like a hot chick? Yeah, but she's married to the dude.
If we're going purely for hot chicks with all due respect to Mila Kunis, she seems great. Total package. I can probably do. You know?
People would probably be more excited about like Sophia Vergara. Yes. I've noticed seeing a theme with you. Oh, buxom ladies.
And it's not okay with that. It's not really my thing to be honest with you. I'm a man of three. Well, you're three for three.
I'm trying to get the people with you. He likes small bots. Oh, okay. He's always said that.
That's cool. Even when it was like cool to say you didn't. He's always stood by that. I've been perspective to that.
Not a booby guy though. No, not only more than a handful. Got you. Okay.
All right. Britney Spears. Nope. Yeah, she's not right.
Wow. Lee Britney alone. Lee Britney alone. Okay.
Jaden Smith. Sounds like a winner. He would make it so annoying. You would actually, he would figure out a way to do it, where you're like, okay technically he did it, but he still managed to convince himself that he won.
You're still not likable. Yeah. Right. Exactly.
Yeah. Even if he did a bunch of stuff, they get to be hard to finish watching the video because he's so lame. Yes. He'd be like, oh, I want to watch this.
Tense, keep going. Refund. Refund. He won't keep, he won't stop talk.
I have minimal interest in pleasuring myself. The Cheetah Smith. Demon, me, his thoughts, but I am chic. Oh, chicie, baby.
Do we? Oh, he can't walk right, but he has butts. He's on a wheelchair. Yeah.
But in his butt, he's in his prime. In his prime. If he could, if he could camel clutch a who's who of gay porn stars? Yeah.
If he could humble the entire industry. That's different. That's different. I've got a bunch of gay guys in a camel clutch.
Hey, kid. If you hear this, you hear the chic, I don't want any problems, all right? He was born too soon because that was, he could have been one of the biggest make money makers in all-nearly fans. Just camel clutching a crap out of everybody.
Because he wouldn't even have to bone. You could just have a hard rub up. Yep. Chew a blue chew or something and just rip gay people's necks off for money obviously.
For money. For money. Yeah, he's not into that. Shiki's all man.
But Jarrett Holt in the chat is recommending Christopher Walk-in. Oh. No, but he wants to see that. No.
His nude musings. Nobody wants to see Pope Francis. That's horrifying. Apparently, rub's wife is a cheating whore.
Oh. Oh, really? Did Rob say that? No, no, no, no.
That's not it. Just let's go. Because I heard a lot of slander. That's not so I, frankly, this point, I don't know what to believe.
It's just what's going around me. We're gonna have Reeves. Oh, yeah. Someone's already put one million on Rob's wife.
People want Wilpin D'Avers on there. I don't. DJ K-led. Okay, wait, that's actually kind of great.
Yeah, that's kind of awesome. I want to see him like lube himself with different things and slap his belly. I want to see him eat cookies. Yeah, I keep thinking food with all these food-related thoughts.
Stephen Hawking died. He can't use him. No. Shaq, War Pig is recommending.
Huge Jackman. Gary Bucey. Let me know if you feel strongly inclined to add any of the last couple. No.
Okay, so I gave this a little bit of thought. And how interested are we in seeing Clint Eastwood? Dude. He went like one of my first crushes, so I would pay.
Now, still. Yeah. Wow. Okay, then.
Okay, yeah. He's 90. What'd he amount? Yeah.
90 years hot. That's not a thing anyone says. No one's ever said that. No one's ever said that.
Oh, that's the first time I reckon they will. They might. Dolly Potton. How old she?
She's up there. Right? 80 probably. She's 80 hot.
Yeah, I definitely think if we were to subdivide this into age groups, she would be, well, let me look at some of my other suggestions. I feel like Tom Brokaw really would not want to do only fans. And that makes me kind of want to see him. I don't want to only fans.
He's like, but no, that is. Yup. Okay. Hear me out.
The thing about Tom Cruise is, I don't think Tom Cruise can do anything and not do everything in his power to be the best at it. Yes. Because they're triple anal. And that is the thing.
You're right. Well, Scott Dottie. It's true. He's going to go all the way.
He'll jump a track on a dirt bike while blowing. Yeah. He's not just going to get on there and jiggles scrotum in a mirror. He'll make seven five guys burgers while blowing five guys.
Well, Bob's young. It's going to be good. I agree with you there. He's going to go all the way.
You're going to get your money's worth for sure. He's going to shoot out five rubber babies. What? I don't know.
I just feel like he wouldn't stop. He would have dildos on helicopter blades, turn the helicopter on and then the dildos shoot off and he catches them all and he's bought. That's what he would do. He would do that.
Yeah. Does anybody have any interest in Oprah anymore? No. Right.
Yeah. I feel like there was a point in time where I might have cared. I'd rather Wendy Williams at this point. Oh, Wendy Williams, for sure.
Nice. Yeah. I go Wendy. Yeah, me too.
Yeah. Wendy is. Oh. He got real like not.
I want to say you're tired, naked. There's a way she says like weird stuff and then like falls and things. I want to nominate somebody right now. Yes.
It's a golf lunge. Yeah. It's a long run. Isn't it?
Lung run. Is it a dean at your saying? I paid good money for that. Lung run.
You're saying. Lung run. I'm saying Lung run. I thought it was Lung run.
I don't think there's a dean in it. Just keep on going back and forth. I love this. Dolph Lung run.
Dolph Lung run. Dolph Lung run. He's not a drag. He's every bit of 6-6.
No, he's debating. I don't think he's 6-6. He's not 6-6. Do you have any accurate facts on the van that you're so interested in?
Dolph Lung run. I've been. I've met him. He's not 6-6.
No, he's a sturdy, sturdy, how you might be? He might be 6-2. Yeah. Heard he has one of the best.
It's Lung run. He's been on my show. Lung run. Lung run.
All right. Well, you learn something new every day. He's 6-5. There we go.
I was off and in. He's pretty close. He's not going to get it Lung run. Maybe it is.
Yeah, we might stand corrected. Uh, Shia LaBeouf. Love Shia LaBeouf, but don't need to see him on the list. And don't love Shia LaBeouf.
Right. Anyway. Shia already went full nude. Yeah.
Graphics sex. I missed the movie. He did. Graphics.
Graphics sex. Oh, OK. Yeah. When you say graphic.
I love cinema. What can I say? What's the difference? I mean, his wings out.
It's as opposed to... I mean, he's actually engaged in the act of coitus. I do. I do.
He's a method actor and he was... He was into it. Yeah. For sure.