Censor it UP, Censor it DOWN! [SONG/SATIRE]

This is a very brief podcast containing leaked audio (SATIRE) from a meeting of the Joint Task Force for Trust and Safety (“the censorship committees”) at Twitter, Facebook, Google and Microsoft. Complete Transcript from the Meeting (This is a musical comedy sketch) IF WE DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU SAY THEN WE’LL CENSOR YOU WE WILL TAKE DOWN ALL YOUR VIDEOS THAT YOU DO WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT NOBODY CAN SEE ANY INFORMATION WE DON’T WANT THEM TO SEE! AND WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT NOBODY CAN SEE IT WE MAY LEAVE IT UP BUT WE WILL SHADOW BAN IT SO EVEN IF PEOPLE ARE LOOKING FOR IT THEY WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER FIND IT!! YES WE ARE YOUR CENSORS AND WE WILL CONTROL ALL OF THE INFORMATION THAT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SEE WE’LL CENSOR IT UP, AND WE’LL CENSOR IT DOWN! WE’LL CENSOR IT IN, AND WE’LL CENSOR IT OUT! WE’LL CENSOR IT SO NOBODY HEARS ABOUT! WE’LL CENSOR IT UP, AND WE’LL CENSOR IT DOWN! WE’LL CENSOR IT DOWN! WELL PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS SHADOW BANNING OH YES, IT IS BRILLIANT! IT HELPS US CONTROL WHAT THE PEOPLE CAN SEE AND THE BEST THING IS THAT THEY WILL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT WE’RE DOING BECAUSE WE ARE SO VERY CRAFTY WITH OUR SHADOW BANNING IF YOU MAKE A POST OR A VIDEO WE DON’T LIKE WE MAY REMOVE IT “BUT THEN THEY WILL KNOW!” THAT WE CENSORED IT FROM THEM SO INSTEAD OF THAT WE WILL LEAVE THE POST UP BUT INSTEAD WE’LL SUPPRESS IT SO NO ONE CAN FIND IT EVEN IF THEY’RE LOOKING OH YES! WE’LL CENSOR IT UP, AND WE’LL CENSOR IT DOWN! WE’LL CENSOR IT IN, AND WE’LL CENSOR IT OUT! WE’LL CENSOR IT SO NOBODY HEARS ABOUT! WE’LL CENSOR IT UP, AND WE’LL CENSOR IT DOWN! WE’LL CENSOR IT DOWN! WELL PLEASE WHAT SHALL WE DO IF THE PEOPLE STILL FIND IT? IF THEY FIND THE VIDEOS THAT WE’VE BEEN HIDING? WHAT IF THEY SHOULD FIND ALL OF THE INFORMATION? AND THINK FOR THEMSELVES? GOOD GOD! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?! OUR WHOLE PLAN WOULD CRUMBLE! WE COULDN’T CONTROL THEM SO WE MUST REMOVE ALL OF THE INFORMATION AND AS FOR THE ONES THAT THEY FIND IF THEY FIND THEM PRE-BUNK THEM WE WILL! DESTROY THE REPUTATION! OF ANY DISSENTING VOICES THAT QUESTION THE NARRATIVE AS WE SPOON FEED IT TO THEM OH YES! WE’LL CENSOR IT UP, AND WE’LL CENSOR IT DOWN! WE’LL CENSOR IT IN, AND WE’LL CENSOR IT OUT! WE’LL CENSOR SO NOBODY CAN HEAR ABOUT! WE’LL CENSOR IT UP, AND WE’LL CENSOR IT DOWN! WE’LL CENSOR IT DOWN! WE’LL CENSOR IT DOWN! WE MAY LEAVE IT UP BUT WE’LL CENSOR IT DOWN! You can watch the video of this podcast on my blog at https://evantalks.com/censor-it-up-censor-it-down-song-about-shadow-banning/ Hit the heart below to “Like” this post and please share it with friends. Even though it was originally intended to be satire, with the recent releases of The Twitter Files by Elon Musk, it turns out this piece of music reportage is an entirely accurate description of shadow banning and how it really works at the social media companies. Get full access to Evan Talks at evantalks.substack.com/subscribe