Welcome to Dana Brin on Brent. I'm Dan. Hey man, been a minute. Yeah, it's been a couple, been a few.
So this is official start of season three. Season three, whoa, whoa. Dana Brin on the forever. I mean, obviously our seasons sound effect.
Yeah, that's what we're doing this year. We brought a sound board. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's my rap horn beep beep.
So we're not doing any of that. So our seasons aren't really yearly. They're kind of like, another kind of yearly. Annual.
I mean, I think it's weird. We have it become a, yes, it's a cycle. It's not a set date. It's like a, it's time.
It's kind of like a TV season. Yeah. But we don't know how many episodes are recording. Exactly.
We've been signed for Infinite. Yeah, it's like Bob's Burgers. You're like, man, this is like a weekly show. And then you're like, wait.
They haven't been on for eight months. They haven't been on for like seven weeks. And then they'll put out like two episodes. You know, and then they'll be gone for a while.
Yeah, it's us. Okay. We kind of pick and choose. Do what it want.
But yeah, after a long break, we like come back season three. Rejuvenated, new topics, new. Yeah, ready to go. Connections, new everything.
Cross the board. Yeah, ready to go. Wash my balls feels good. Yeah.
So what have you been up to Dan? No, a lot. I got this new deodorant that smells like wood. And as weird as it would be if we have a grown man smell my armpits, I almost want you to.
I'm not going to do that. I'd rather smell the deodorant. I mean, that would make a lot more sense. Good call.
Could be a little too close. So is it made by Axe? No. It's like what?
It's not made by Axe. No, it's like a like, you know, like a heavy deodorant, right? So I already buy stuff that doesn't have. Truly.
I already buy stuff that doesn't have aluminum in it, right? Yeah, just deodorant, not aniperspirant. Correct. Same here.
No reason for it. And it's kind of bad for you. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm in target the other day.
Have we done an episode on aluminum? Mm-hmm. Probably cooler, right? Aluminium.
Aluminium. Just an aluminium. That's one of the best words that the British ever came up with. And cooler.
What? Color with a U, just because fuck you, I'm with OU in there. Cooler. Is that how they say it?
Color. No, they say color, but as C-O-L-O-U-R. Also, you're just making upwards. No, it's spelled with a U.
They don't pronounce any different, which doesn't make any sense. Why are you adding an extra letter? Oh, so it's still color. But it's C-O-L-O-U-R.
And that's confusing as shit. Yeah. Like kilometers. Like what is that supposed to be?
100 meters? They're throwing me off 100%. Sorry. Go ahead.
Anyway, what I wanted to mention about the cedar end was two things. One, it smells like a fresh cut board. That sounds pleasant. Right?
Like sawdust. Like. Now cedar budge. Yeah, it's like cedar mixed with juniper, I think.
Yes, cedar. Not a new thing. But it literally smells like I've got a board under each arm. Well, you know they sell cedar boards just for you to put in your drawer so you're close.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's a fresh smell. Everyone knows cedar smells great. Yeah.
And if you've got the money, then you'll actually buy a chest of drawers and made a cedar. Yeah, but yeah, we don't have any. Not yet. But yeah, I thought it was funny because it also doesn't have any pair of ends or wax in it, which didn't occur to me at the time.
I'm like, yeah, whatever hippie deodorant. I don't give a shit. Because I mean, it's just wax. I don't give a fuck.
You put wax in it though. I don't know. But the result is, do you know that it's tougher than me? Like it hurts to put on.
It's like, ah! Just shake your pits. It'll be all good then. It's so stiff, dude.
It's like rubbing a rock under my arms. OK, so you're rubbing wood in your armpits and you smell like wood. Are you surprised, Dan? No.
It's probably just like fucking pine tar. It's hardened pine tar. Like these idiots will buy anything. We got rid of wax and we added sap.
Hey, speaking of axes and wood. Sexy wood. Yeah, we threw some axes for our birthday. Yeah, joint birthday party.
That's pretty dope. That was kind of happening right after the last episode. Yeah, we were totally intending to record sometime around that time. But that's why the season separation.
But seems to happen every year. Secret time, there's a reason we're happy that we did not record that episode because more information has come out. Oh, for sure. And we'll go about this later.
We'll bring it up later. It'll be great. But the axe throwing was fun, dude. I got it right away.
Took you a minute. It did take me a minute. It was pretty embarrassing for a few. Yeah, don't you hate that?
Like, everyone's getting this. Like, it's my fucking idea. And everybody's like, man, this is super easy. Even my wife, Terry's like, yeah, choo, choo, choo.
Just sinking them left and right. I'm like, fuck. I look like an asshole. Because I'm like hitting it.
And I'm like that video going on around on Reddit like where the dude's throwing the axe and it bounces back at him. It's just a matter of finding the distance. To how you throw is a matter of finding the distance of how far you're staying back. I don't care about any of those things.
Because it all sounded like somebody trying to teach me how to golf. Just hold your head down. No, let a little bit of drool drip out of your left cheek. And you're like, push your right foot about two inches to the right.
What? Doesn't make any sense. Why would that matter? And it's like, don't worry, it does.
And then you listen to everyone. You're like, shit, fucking dust. Turns out my problem was I actually have tomahawks that I throw in my garage inappropriately at the wall. And they're super lightweight.
Super lightweight. That was spins forward. Over rotating everything. Well, which is why I said if you would have adjusted your distance, you would have changed.
I mean, I think I would have changed how you threw it. But that's what the instructor guy said too. Honestly, it wasn't that dangerous. Like my first thought when I heard about this.
Yeah, you think, oh, this is super dangerous. It's going to be real exciting. Yeah. Someone might die.
Man, did I tell you about when that they tried to screw me with somebody else's food order? At that place? Yeah. No.
Yeah. So when Terry was picking up the bill, obviously, birthday. And it was probably paid beforehand. We did.
But you know, like the check for drinks and money. Did I pay up for it? I hope so. I'm pretty sure I did.
That's a weird thing that all of a sudden, remember. But it was like $400. Whoa. No.
And I was standing there with Steve. And we were both like, I looked at him and I'm like, what? What? Did we drink that much?
And he was like, no, dude. No. But maybe 150, maybe between you and everyone. Between everyone.
Really? Yeah. We didn't have one really drink that much. Because we were all busy chucking axes.
Like maybe three, four beers. I'm maybe three beers while we were there. And a mead. Steve did have like the $20 mead.
And the horn. Yeah, the big. Shout out, Steve. Anyway, turns out, they were trying to stick us with the party next to us that had food ordered in.
Yeah, because we didn't know what ordered food with us, did they? No. Yeah. It was like over $200.
It was like $250 worth of food. And they were trying to just like, this is kind of like slide onto our bill. I'm like, what the fuck? Holy shit.
Yeah. I made a big deal out of it. And they corrected it. Oh, yeah.
I mean, it sucks for them because I'm pretty sure the group had already left. It was next to us. So they got stuck with all that food. Yeah, but it's not you.
No, no, no. I'm not paying. I mean, I'd walk out and not pay for my tax going before I paid it. Yeah, fuck that.
Yeah. That was really fun, though. I thought it was a great time. If you have it in your town, give it a shot, man.
Give it a shot. If you don't have it in your town, maybe consider starting your own business. Actually, whether you have it in your town or not, maybe just go to Lowe's by $20,000, and some two-by-fours. It's the same thing.
It is. Actually, that was the part that surprised me. I thought they would have something special about it. Yeah.
It's like a really just wood. Special throwing tomahawks or some shit. No, like Dan has. The cheap Lowe's $5 fucking tomahawks hatches.
I think they're about 2025 for the big ones. Yeah, the bigger ones. Yeah, they had some hefty. No, actually.
It's weird. I could throw those fine. Small ones? I fucking couldn't throw it.
It was the same situation. Because the weight difference makes you throw it different, which makes it spin different. Yeah, so I'm used to over-rotating them, and they're lighter. So I actually kind of like flicking with my wrist.
And they will go really far. And then, you know, this other kind, you're like, oh, I'm going to hold it with two hands. Yeah, I totally fucked it up. The whole thing.
And then we were like standing in the middle and one axe and he's hand throwing it at the two different sides. Oh, yeah. That was pretty great. We got a little crazy at the end.
That was a really good time, man. That was a good time. Oh, by the way, if you listen to the episode, you might hear some wind come through them. That's because the fucking heat wave has finally broken here.
It feels amazing. So we're opening the windows and let it breeze in. Yeah, so if you hear a little occasional. Don't care.
Yeah. I mean, we'll fix it next time. But this is the first day. It's felt good.
Yeah. It's almost like the opposite here. And it's something, do you know about the first warm day? The what?
See, you don't then. No, I'm born and raised here. Exactly. So I went for the first day of fall, which feels like today.
Yeah, it does. It has that weird crisp smell in the air. It has a bite to the wind. It's exciting.
Yeah, we experience the same kind of thing at North, but. But it's when the snow breaks and it's finally like, oh, the first warm day. Exactly. It's like, oh, the winter's over.
It's a phenomenon that not a lot of people talk about. But it's true. Across any place, I would say probably North of Kentucky or Virginia. Sounds about right.
Any place where you guys know is normal. Fucking at least six to nine months of fucking nasty cold weather. The first warm day is everyone doesn't do shit. Like, I'm talking like people don't go to work.
People don't go to school. I'm not kidding. Like people don't go to work. People don't go to school.
I mean, it can only be like 65 degrees. But it's like, oh shit. People are in shorts. People are fucking grilling out in the street.
People are playing frisbees in parks. Like, I'm not kidding. Like, a few times in college, I'd be like, getting ready to go to class. You walk out the door and I walk out the door and my roommates are already like, got to grill out, going crazy.
You know, got beers out on the front lawn. They're like, what are you doing? It's the first warm day. I'm like, oh, I had no idea.
I'll be right back. And I'll go back and sit down my book bag because nobody does shit. And it's less for people who are reasonable. But lots of people still don't go into work because they're like, uh, what are you doing?
It's the first warm day of the year. So the problem here is what? Probably in two to three days, it'll be back up into the hundreds. Yeah, I mean, it goes back and forth.
But yeah, this is the first cool day in months. It's weird though. Every time like school starts, it gets a little colder. And then like when football starts, it's like a little cold.
Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, this has been amazing. It's been literally like in the hundreds every day, muggy, 100% humidity. It doesn't sound like much.
It's a 30 degree dip. I mean, it's like 71 out. And it's usually like 101. Yeah, like walking like the past week, if you're working in a construction site or if you're working in the sun, dude, like I literally had to take like 10 minute breaks.
Yeah, you feel like I'm going to crank my car and just run the AC because I'm drenched in sweat. Yeah, it's brutal. I forgot to take my blood pressure medicine one time last week. It's different, isn't it?
Oh my God. Like I didn't even get to the job site. I'm already sweating. Yeah, you feel like I had to go home and get my I'm like, I'm not going to do this.
No, it's a weird feeling. It is. What was I going to say? God, I feel so fucking good.
Yeah, the breeze is pretty great. I know they hear it too. It's okay. I'm going to give a shit.
All right. So yeah, that was I was going to say I was recently in Sir Soto for training. Shout out to a couple of new homies, John Raul. Hey, what's up, John?
What's up, Raul? Yeah, from Louisiana and Atlanta respectively. Is that the same guy from the Amazon family? Who wouldn't that name the actor?
Oh, Ralph Julia. Yeah. No, he's I think he's that I know the same name. Yeah, same name, but the reason I bring this up is I've always considered Florida to be as hot or as humid.
Not on the West Coast. No, not on the West Coast. The West Coast of Florida feels amazing. It's so much nicer.
Like it really is just that week because I'd I mean, I rarely go to Florida in August for any reason. And why would you because it's hot as shit? Yeah. But being down there for training, I'm like, holy fuck, it's so much hotter in Charleston, man.
It is like you can't like the weather today that we're enjoying so much and talking about it. That's how it was when I was done in training. Yeah, well, I went down to Destin. Did I go to Destin before after the last four thing?
Okay, sorry. After last year. That's okay. So I'm talking about it.
But yeah, same thing that's on the Gulf Coast. It's got a handle and yeah, man. That like it was hot, but it was sunny hot. It wasn't like death becomes me hot.
Yeah, I feel like I'm molding. I feel like I'm becoming a different thing. So, yeah, what's your training? You went to Florida.
I went to Mark Maron and Raleigh, got a week ago. That was that fucking good, dude. Like I already like Maron from What the Fuck podcast, which is one of the greatest podcasts. I don't really listen to it, man.
Yeah, I'm going to overview podcast. I think that's why. No, I understand. But I mean, his style is pretty unique and it's a funny motherfucker.
Like, I think he's great on Glow. Oh, yeah, he's amazing in Glow. He's amazing in Glow, right? Like it's kind of like, do you ever watch 30 Rock?
No, actually not hold on. That was like where I actually started liking Alec Baldwin. Like, man, you were designed for that role. Oh, yeah.
It's kind of like that with Glow and Mark Maron's like, oh shit, you were supposed to be this guy. Yeah. And so I never really thought about his stand up. I've never really listened to much of it.
I know he's been doing it like for a long time since the early 80s. Cold as shit. Yeah. And son of a bitch, dude, you go and see somebody that with that much experience in a club.
And that's the thing. Yeah, it blows your mind. You're like, oh fuck. I forgot that you are an expert because I mean, just like the crowd in the palm of his hand the whole time.
Like he knows what to say. What do you guys want to talk about? All right. Politics and everybody's groans and he's like, yeah, but it's going to be fun.
And it was. Holy fuck. Well, it's like, I mean, even artwork, like, let's say fire alarm work. Yeah.
Like at first you're like, this is, I don't know about this. This is kind of bullshit. I'm used to doing this. And then once you get used to it, you're like, you know, the pathways and you're like, Oh, well, this is this.
It's not ours. I mean, that's any job really, right? Right. It's getting used to it.
You become good at anything. Well, anybody that's got that kind of experience and has the longevity, you need to respect it. Like, maybe they're pretty fucking good at it because they've been doing it for 30 years. I mean, I'm 35.
So I got 25 years of hearing. I'm happy. I don't know. Pretty good actor.
You didn't know that. What does he do the rack and tours this week? That was pretty great. What are they?
They're a rock band. You don't need to. Oh, right. Music.
You know, Jack White is OK. Yes. OK. Do you know the song steady as she goes?
Steady as she goes. Bad. Yep. Are you studying?
No. Yeah. OK. And so wait, Jack White was like the other band with his sister.
Yeah, the one's right. Yeah. Yeah, he did. Yeah, it was before.
And now it's well, he joined the rack and tours briefly after they had a couple of already. I mean, the only reason I said that is because I'm used to you listening to more not classical is the wrong word, but older music, older music, more established bands. Yeah, a lot of people fucking say that to me and it's annoying because I listen to all kinds of music like shout out to my buddy Brian in Atlanta. But I like I barely know.
I know one song from the Pixies. I feel like you own a couple albums. Yeah, I definitely own the Pixies. I'm saying that old.
Yeah. OK. Well, I mean, you don't say like alternative. I mean, they are they alternative rock.
You could call them that. Yeah. But I mean, when they came out, you could call them alternative today. You would just call them rock because rock is mostly dead because alternative rock is nonexistent.
Yeah. And they have a heavy blues influence and it's a lot of lo-fi kind of like a Raj Rock. So it's I mean, it sounds like I probably like that song and that style of music. So the venue was kind of cool up in Columbia.
Yeah, which is called like the it's something like real basic sounding like the memorial auditorium. Yeah. Like it's odd. It looked state run.
I'm not kidding. So you're like, oh, great. This is going to be like a little. No, it's awesome.
It was like a horseshoe shape. Multi-tiered, but it was all real close to the stage. And then the floor was like like a like a basketball gymnasium. Like we're totally like a basketball has definitely been right here in the last 10 years.
And they're just covering up the back half of the floor. But the result was like everybody had a good seat. Like everybody's just like right on top of the band from all angles. It was cool.
That's always nice. I hate when I go to like places like, oh, this is a tennis quarter that's been remodeled to hold a band basically. Right. And it's like, oh, cool.
I'll get a basic seat. So tennis court can't be that big and you get there and you're like, well, I guess they hold national tournaments here because the seats are nosebleeds. I can't even see the same on stage. Right.
And the circle cup. So I'm sure I've never got to concert there again. Oh, this, uh, you know, now that you mentioned it, I don't know that I've been to a good concert there. Yeah.
And I've been to a few. It's outside as hot as hell. There's no, I mean, unless you're paying for right. Unless you're on the floor and it's not worth it.
Unless you want to get all sweaty with the kids up front. Meanwhile, I want to go see Brian Adams there. Really? Yeah.
That would have been awesome. That's our wedding song. Really? I was named as a song.
Please forgive me. It's definitely not that. We'll be now. But no, we went there and we do.
We had a blast. I mean, is it the theme from fucking the Kevin Costner, Robin Hood, because maybe that would be pretty awesome. I literally can't think of the lyrics, the lyrics, the lyrics right now. But, um, yeah, no, I mean, it's, I mean, just suck because you're so far away from the stage.
But Brian Adams, heaven, that was the name of the song. Oh, yeah, heaven's pretty good. Oh, last night, fucking Richard Marks was in town. I will be right here waiting for you.
Hey, man, he's actually pretty good. I would go to that show. As I've mentioned before, I'm a big fan of Bubba Love Sponge, who's not even hurting Tampa anymore, unfortunately, for him. Still here, heard here in Tampa, or in Charleston.
Did you have a slush finger off? What, my thumb? Yeah. How do you not know this?
I've never seen that for real. I swear to God, I just saw it. That was great, bro. I was making a CO2 car fucking caught that bitch in a bandsaw.
Whoa. Yeah. You never saw that? I've never seen that scar, bro.
And it looks like Dan halfway cut his thumb off. I did. He said that excitingly. Yeah.
That's actually as I mean, sorry to throw you off. I mean, you were literally coming to something, but that's the first time I've ever seen that. That's fine. It's a big song.
I try not to talk about it. Also, weirdly enough, why I can't bowl because your finger slips out right there. No, I can't get it in far enough. That is my kill.
He's right. I can't get it in far enough. That is my early seal, dude. Like if you want to watch me cry, pinch your grab my thumb right there and pinch it.
And I will drop to my knees. Really? Yes. Like I guess the nerves got the nerves and then heal right right there.
Yeah. And so I can't grip a bowling ball. I can play like maybe one game. That's all I like anyway.
Anything one game sucks. Anyway, that's all anybody who likes to play two bowls for three games. Fuck off. Fuck bowling.
You can't even talk to people, man, because they're always like, I will see you later. I'm going to sit over here and go out there and see you try to get a beer. You're in the middle of conversation. I like, Hey, it's your turn.
Hey, it's your turn. Hey, it's your turn. Why are you guys going so fast? Fuck fucking hate bowling.
Maybe it's because I suck at it really, really bad. Yeah. I mean, I'm like horrendous. Like I bow in the 70s.
Been pretty good. Been pretty good here for concerts and for comedy. So you saw you went and saw Richard Marks? No.
Oh, he was just here. He was here at the Charles music. OK. Where I think next month, you want to see Nate Barghazi?
I don't know if you've listened to that guy. Fucking brilliant. I have him added on Netflix as like in my watch list. I haven't watched it yet, though.
Dude, you got to watch his new one. It's funny as shit. And what's what's brilliant about Barghazi is maybe we have a new segment called Comedy Corner where we talk about fucking comedians because that's all we're into generally besides getting into it. We should do an entertainment corner.
Yeah, an entertainment thing. Like what are you? What entertainment are you sucking down right now? I'm hooked up on Veronica.
What do you suck now? You see Veronica Mars? What? You know, you know what I'm not.
I mean, I know what Veronica Mars is. Yeah, I just think it's stupid. My wife watches it. Except for what's her name?
I like it better than that. Yeah, she's pretty awesome. She's like the best actress, like coolest actress, not best. She's oh, Kristen Bell.
Yeah. I wanted to give shout out to my wife, Phil Von. I'm personally convinced it might be one of the most talented comedians on the planet. If not now, maybe ever.
It just got a just got a movie with Chris Pratt called Ghost Draft. Not only did he get a movie role, which, you know, good for him for getting into anything. But it's not a bad thing to say that. I laugh because I totally understand why he would never get anything.
Yeah, but he totally should be in everything. Yeah, because it's brilliant. Yeah. Supposedly, there's a documentary about the dude that hasn't come out yet.
Like CEO? Yeah. Like they started doing somebody started doing a documentary on the comedy store right now because it's exploding in case you didn't know comedy boom right now. I mean, it started.
Yes, you also didn't know how many store in Los Angeles is like the epicenter of the world. People come from all over the fucking earth. Like just go on comedy vacations and like hang out there for a week. Well, I mean, to come to places that what 15 years ago, we're dead.
Yeah, super dead. Like and now it's like you got to get in a line to go see comedy because you're some people like Chris Rock and all these big names. Yeah, any night of the week, you're going to see like a lineup like Bobby Lee, Dave Chappelle, Theo Von, Tom Segura fucking. People you would go pay $80 to go see.
Yeah, you can see. They're just there like hanging out. Yeah, like that's fucking dope. Like there's a place where you can just go see actors just like chilling and hanging out.
Yeah, that'd be pretty popular, too. Yeah, but the actors aren't funny. Right, except for this guy, Chris Pratt. Right.
What I'm hoping from this from this pairing is I want to see a Theo Von Chris Pratt buddy movie. I think that'd be fucking hilarious. I want to see my body shift from Chris Pat, Parks and Rec to Chris Pratt. Guardians.
Yeah, because I need to be whatever plan he was on. I think I kind of I'm kind of Chris Pratt. I think the lazy kind of Disney money. That's that's the plan.
Money makes you lose weight. I don't understand. Do people eat it? Oh, my God.
calories. So much money. I think it's more of oh, no, you can just get paid to work out. OK, that makes sense.
Look at this. Movies called Ghost Draft. I'm kind of excited anyway about the movie. It's a sci-fi thriller where people are drafted from now to go fight in the future.
What? Yeah. So it's like Future Man. Kind of watch that show.
Show was awesome. Kind of like that. Yeah. But it's drafting instead of just one main character.
And it's directed by Chris McKay, who did the Lego movies. Chuck. Remember the Chuck TV show? The Hot Blonde?
Yeah, yeah. She's in it. And Betty Gilpin, the other Hot Blonde from the TV show, Glow. She's in it.
JK Simmons, the likable old dude from the Allstate commercials. I'm excited about it. Good for him. You texting your wife?
No, I'm looking at that. I'm a mitcho. You're going to keep going. Thought I was going to ramble like usual.
No, but what I wanted to bring up was the Righteous Jimstones. Oh, fuck. Yeah. It's not HBO, right?
I don't know. I haven't seen anything of it yet, but it's the New Dan McBride vehicle. And he does all his filming locally. Yeah.
It's like I saw a teaser for it. Part of a mega church. Yeah, basically. So it's like the televangelist mega church type people.
He's the son and there's the dad and the mom and the sister. And it's like, I can't wait because I like. Who else was it? There's a fucking Dan McBride.
And yeah, so yeah, John Goodman. So John Goodman is the dad. Dan McBride is one of the sons and there's Adam Devine. I mean, it's a great cast.
I love all his shows. Everything he has done has been, I mean, hilarious. Like you've seen, I can't remember the baseball name right now. But he's been down.
He's down and down. Oh my God. Like so many good quotes from that show. Like I thought you were horrible with the heart of gold.
He's not horrible with the regular horse heart. Like, yeah, he feels like everything down here. He does. So the one where he was the vice principal that was filmed here.
Yeah, that was actually filmed here in Charleston. Yeah. And so he's done it down. It's Greenville, right?
Or no. One of the one whole season was in Myrtle Beach. Yeah, which I mean, Dan McBride fits Myrtle Beach. Like that he is he is Myrtle Beach.
Yeah. What do you call it? What do you call it? In Carnot?
Yeah, he's Myrtle Beach in Carnot. Yeah, for sure. He completely is. Yeah, they call it the Redneck Riviera.
And that's exactly what he is. Yeah. I'm sure he's not like that in real life. Maybe he is.
Maybe. I don't know. God, but I can't wait to see that. I'm super excited about that.
I keep seeing billboards around town. And I actually was going to sign up as an extra for that. Because I know it's a show film here. Oh, you should.
Everyone's probably going Craigslist just to see. Like, because I know they film everyone's. I mean, there's a few places that film in Charleston. Like all Nicholas Sparks movies are film.
All Nicholas Sparks. The Army wives was here. Army wives was here. There's a lot of shit that was here.
Yeah. One of the one of the dairards was filmed here. And text break and all that shit. That's why I should film in Georgia, too.
Yeah. Yeah. Atlanta is like a big. That's why Walking Dead was.
I mean, a lot of times that's why they staged. I thought, oh, this is in Atlanta. This was like, oh, because they gave you a text break. 100% because why would we charge somebody for making our area more awesome?