167: Cereal Burglar, Pickleball Brawls & the Tablecloth Bandit

This episode of Morning Crankers with Hans, Jeremy, and Roxy is a wild ride through the strange, hilarious, and downright unbelievable stories making headlines right now. From a woman casually eating cereal and petting a dog inside a stranger’s Springfield home, to the oddest unclaimed luggage items of 2025 (including a robot and even a meteorite), the crew dives headfirst into the bizarre side of the news cycle.They also cover a zoo asking the public to name a baby spider monkey, the legendary “butt-birth” rhino prop from Ace Ventura going up for auction, and a Florida country club pickleball match that somehow turned into a full-blown brawl. The show shifts between comedy and reality as they discuss a major criminal case out of southern Utah, the latest Winter Olympics controversy over “crotch enhancements,” and the touching story of Britain’s loneliest sheep finally becoming a mom.Add in a teen with rare Weaver-Smith syndrome receiving custom shoes for her size-22 feet, a near-naked bandit caught wearing nothing but a tablecloth while robbing cars, an update on the growing Iran war casualties, and even a birthday tribute to Barbie — and you’ve got the perfect mix of absurd, serious, and hilarious.Grab your coffee and get ready to laugh, shake your head, and wonder how all of this can exist in the same news cycle. Welcome back to Morning Crankers.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.