Chad & JLo

Chad (Pete Davidson) joins Jennifer Lopez's tour as a roadie, and she falls in love at first sight. https://snltranscripts.jt.org/2019/chad-jlo.phtml Jennifer Lopez Chad… Pete Davidson [Starts with Jennifer Lopez rehearsing her show at SNL stage.] [music playing] [Cut to Jennifer Lopez] Jennifer Lopez: Okay. That will work. Thanks guys. I’ll see you tonight. Can you leave my mic open? I’m going to work on some stuff by myself. Thanks, guys. [lights turned off] [singing] All eyes on me, but my eyes on you [sound disturbance] [Jennifer Lopez turns back] Hello. [Cut to Chad trying to unwire his guitar jack] Chad: What up? [Cut to Jennifer Lopez] Jennifer Lopez: Oh, it’s you. You’re that roadie. You know, I’ve been meaning to ask. What is your name? [Cut to Chad] Chad: Chad. [Cut to Jennifer Lopez] Jennifer Lopez: Chad. Nice to put a name to that handsome face. [Jennifer Lopez and Chad are staring at each other] [Cut to Chad] Chad: Who are you? [Cut to Jennifer Lopez] Jennifer Lopez: Jennifer Lopez. Chad: Okay. Jennifer Lopez: Yeah. Sing here. [Cut to Jennifer Lopez and Chad] Did you hear me singing? Chad: Yeah. [Cut to Jennifer Lopez] Jennifer Lopez: Did you like what you heard? [Cut to Chad] Chad: No. [Cut to Jennifer Lopez] Jennifer Lopez: God! That is so refreshing. You know, I appreciate your honesty. Since we’re being honest, I have a little confession. Ever since I first saw you, I haven’t been able to get you out of my – [sound disturbance] [cut to Chad connecting his guitar not listening to Jennifer Lopez] Chad! Chad: What up? [Cut to Jennifer Lopez] Jennifer Lopez: Can you not do that now? I’m trying to talk to you. [Cut to Chad.] Chad: Oh, okay. [Chad throws the guitar away and walks towards Jennifer Lopez] [Cut to Jennifer Lopez Chad] Jennifer Lopez: You know, I shouldn’t have these feelings for you, Chad. I just got engaged. Chad: Congrats. Jennifer Lopez: And I’m in love with Alex. Chad: Who that? [Cut to Jennifer Lopez] Jennifer Lopez: Rodriguez. A-Rod. [Cut to Chad] Chad: Heh-heh, Rod. [Cut to Jennifer Lopez] Jennifer Lopez: What more could a girl want. He was a Yankee. [Cut to Jennifer Lopez] Chad: Heh, yank. [Cut to Jennifer Lopez turns back and continues speaking] Jennifer Lopez: Part of me just want to say screw and it make crazy love to you on the stage right here. [Cut to chad naked on the stage when Jennifer Lopez is not looking] Chad: Sick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.