Chad on Mars

https://snltranscripts.jt.org/2021/chad-on-mars.phtml Chad (Pete Davidson) is chosen to save the colonists at Elon Musk's Space X Mars habitat. Elon Musk Melissa Villaseñor Chris Redd Miley Cyrus Mitchen… Mikey Day Chad… Pete Davidson [Starts with people having intense moment at Space-X headquarters] Elon Musk: I came as soon as I could. What’s the situation at Mars? Melissa: A solar storm. Biggest we’ve ever seen. It caused significant damage to the colony. Chris: And the life support systems are down. They’re running out of air, sir. [Cut to people at the Mars colony.] Miley: The oxygen is dropping fast. Elon Musk: There’s a back up O2 circulator outside of the habitat. One of them just needs to turn it on. Melissa: The radiation levels outside are too high. It would be a suicide mission. Mitchen: Sir, one of the colonist has volunteered. He’s on box now. Elon Musk: So, there are still heroes in this world. Hello, who am I speaking to? Chad: Chad! Elon Musk: Chad, this is Elon Musk. Chad: Who? Elon Musk: Elon Musk. I’m in charge of the whole Mars colonization project. Chad: Oh, congrats. Elon Musk: Chad, I want to make sure that you understand you won’t survive this mission. Chad: Okay. Elon Musk: To save your fellow colonists, you have to make ultimate sacrifice. Chad: Ha-ha, sack. Mitchen: Chad, this is Mitchen with ground command. Make your way to the airlock and begin exit procedures. Chad: Okay. [Chad wears the suit and walks towards the exit door. Miley walks to him.] Miley: Chad. Aren’t you gonna say goodbye? Chad: Bye! Miley: Chad, I’ll always cherish what we’ve had together. Chad: Okay. Miley: Oh god, I wish we could make love just one last time. [Chad takes off his space suit] Chad: Sick. Miley: But we can’t. Chad: It’s all good. Miley: Chad, there’s something that you should know before you go. I’m pregnant. Chad: Oh, congrats.