Chaining Day

We hit double digits, y’all. Episode 10. That’s 10 whole weeks of oversharing, bad advice, and Marty somehow not getting canceled. To celebrate, Dre went full Oprah and gifted Marty a chain so heavy it comes with back problems and commitment issues. This week we go completely off the rails diving into the friend group bylaws nobody reads but everybody violates: - Is it ever okay to date your friend’s ex? What about their situationship? Their crush? Their ex’s cousin? Dre has a spreadsheet. It’s unhinged. - The “Keep All Your Women To Yourself” Doctrine: Marty’s manifesto on why sharing is NOT caring when it comes to his roster. Gatekeeping? Yes. Toxic? Maybe. Hilarious? Absolutely. Expect chaos, bad takes, unnecessary yelling, and at least one moment where we question why anyone let us have microphones. Drop a comment: Who’s side are you on — Team “Exes Are Off Limits” or Team “Shoot Your Shot”?👉 Smash subscribe so you don’t miss us getting even messier by Episode 11. New episodes every week, same two idiots.