Champagne Toaster

I've decided that from now on to know what we cover in the episode, you're just gonna have to listen. This space will be reserved for sophisticated nonsense. My favorite type of grapes are frozen ones. I gave the middle finger to someone today for turning too slow into a parking lot. I really think I use my middle finger too liberally but that is my right as an American I suppose. I often think about the Nickelodeon show Roundhouse and I how much I used to love it as a kid. I tried rewatching some episodes a few years ago and it was fine but it just hit differently as an adult. I love the Pittsburgh Steelers but HATE their "fight song". It sounds like someone was too drunk to remember the second verse and just repeated it again...HERE WE GO STEELERS...HERE WE GO.  As much  as I love the team, I hate their fans equally as much. Friendly reminder again...THE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT IS THE GAS. YOU USE IT TO MAKE THE CAR MOVE. Thank you for your time. Does anyone actually read these descriptions? Who could ever know or care? Thanks for listening! Opening Song: Loud Ass Car by Wolves Of Glendale Closing Cover Song:  The Waiting (Tom Petty) by The Killers We now have a hotline where you can call 24/7 and tell me anything and everything on your mind. Leave your questions, comments, homework assignments and any other emotional outbursts you may have! No restrictions. No limits. Your topics. Your questions. Your voice. Hope to hear from you all soon. AFC Hotline: 412-440-8365