Chapter 12: Lover Earth, A Sacred Dirty Union & Chapter 13: Crypto Is A Maga Pyramid Scheme

Jebra attends the wedding of Splash Whistlethorn and HesterFog, two ecosexuals who are marrying the Earth in sacred climate matrimony.The dress code is natural materials only. The priest isnamed Father Porntiticus. The vows promise to make love to the Earth until death brings them closer together. The cake resembles something Jebra cannot describe. A guest named Bunny ( pronouns rock/soil) warns that the soil hasn'tconsented.Jebra leaves before the midnight skinny dipping. She takeshome a tote bag printed on goat and donkey waste paper."I briefly thought about my wedding to Brad and gota bitter taste in my mouth, but that could have been the nettle."Then Jebra meets Zane at a matcha café. He has a QR codetattooed on his chest, a ring light, and a bamboo coffee cup that says DECENTRALIZE YOUR BRAIN. She invests three hundred and forty dollars in WokeCoin: Cryptocurrency for Conscious Living. Within minutes, the value drops from $42 to three cents.