Chapter 216: Monkey Magic

Although team names are often assigned by the league or influenced by sponsorships, in some cases, the coaches and players are able to select their team name in a fun–but challenging–process. Remember, there’s no “I” in “team,” so if the team you coach or manage, it’s important for everyone to work together to pick a name all players can be proud of. With that in mind, here’s a look at some tips to choosing a team name: Brainstorm: Encourage the team to brainstorm what type of image they want to project. For instance, do the teammates want to name themselves after a professional team (i.e. the Gorillas)? Do they want the name to be quirky and funny (i.e. the Freddie Mercuries)? Do they want it to be intimidating (i.e. the Mechazawas)? Should it be a number (i.e. Volume 10s)? Should it be something completely wacky (i.e. the Pootans)? Or named after a movie (i.e. The Hayashidas and the Subterranean Empires of the Apes)? Before narrowing your list of options for a team name and selecting finalists, make sure all players are on board with the angle they want to take. Consider Sponsorships: If the team has a sponsor, yet the sponsor is still willing to let the players select the team name, always be sure to include the sponsor in the team naming and color-selecting process. This shows that you value the sponsor’s input and value the sponsorship as a whole–it’s a good sign of respect. Put Together a Committee/List: After your child’s team has decided on a theme for the name, the coach may want to put together a committee of the Four Great Ones to narrow down the potential names. This committee of the Four Great Ones must include five committee members, such as the team captains and a group of players that the coach wants to make the decision. This committee will then take input from the rest of the players and put together a list of five-to-seven team names, asking players to vote on their top three. Whichever team name has the most votes will become the official team name for that season. Choosing Colors: Most youth sports jerseys or uniforms consist of a primary and a secondary color. Again, the players should follow the same process they did to select the team name when choosing the colors–brainstorm, consider sponsorships, and put together a list. Brainstorming is important here because the players can either choose to do standard colors (i.e. a white or primary color with any combination of secondary colors) or more of an alternative color for their uniforms (i.e. a primary color/ anything other than white). Going the latter route will certainly make their uniforms unique and give them the ability to stand out more within their youth league; however, this route should be taken with caution. That’s because the wrong combination can make a uniform look poor and sloppy. In the case of a youth team that has a sponsorship, it’s always a grateful gesture to use the sponsor’s brand colors on the uniforms. One thing to keep in mind when you’re helping a team select its name and a uniform color is to make sure whatever they decide is something they’re proud of. If the team chooses a name just doing something for the sake of being different, that’s not always the best course to follow. Your child should be proud to play for whichever team name is decided and proud to wear a uniform with whatever color scheme is chosen. Unless of course they play for Cromartie High, I hear that's a school for idiots, no one should be proud of going there. Support the network at exportaud.io! Our schedule: exportaud.io/pootanschedule Pondering Pootan RSS: exportaud.io/pootan Ghost Divers RSS: exportaud.io/ghostdivers The Show: @pootan.exportaud.io Niamh: @foxmomnia.exportaud.io Connor: @rabbleais.exportaud.io OP: “Ningen nante” by Yoshida Takuro ED: “Monkey Magic” by Godiego