Chapter 32: Dr Moonbeam, Chapter 33 Brats & Thots for Kamala, Chapter 34 A Safe Space for Cadarius

Jebra books a session with Dr. Fick Moonbeam, trauma-inclusive astrologer, energetic redistribution specialist, and person with pendulous breasts and a beard. Dr. Moonbeam spends the entire session onTikTok, criticizes Jebra's Louis Vuitton bag, tells her New Balance shoes are a gut punch to the cobbler community, and charges $400 for a Zoom session.Then Jebra attends Brats and Thots for Kamala. There isAbortion Access Skee-Ball, feminist mini-golf, and a claw machine labeled Grab 'Em by the Pussy. Rapper Icy Equine performs with a microphone shaped likesomething Jebra cannot describe. Then Jebra takes Stephanie to see Motherhood and Murder Live, two middle-aged podcasters she adores. They spend the evening calling a serial cable installer who strangled women with RCA cords "the narrativenavigator" and "the figure at the fulcrum of systemic shadows." They suggest a socialist intervention might have prevented the murders.#Satire #politicalsatire