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Just need to take a sip of drinking before get started because it's actually a bit of a sad day today, Sad reporting day, a sad news day. I'll explain why. Speaking of freedom, it seems that our favourite little pet project here on the show over the last few weeks has unfortunately come to an end. I'm speaking of course about the flare up, the outreaching, the manifestation of pure individual self determination, otherwise known as Chaz, ladies and gentlemen.
It's gone, I'm sad to say. Yep, Chaz has been dealt with and all of those plans. Remember, remember we were watching the videos of like the police chief and the fucking leaders of Chaz getting together and they're like, well, we're having very productive discussions about what we're going to do in the future moving forward. It's like, no, no, there is not going to be a future.
You don't understand. They impressed. Yes, exactly. Rational task follows rational tasks.
By the way, where did you steals a diamond? Object. Who did you steals a diamond from? Object?
She says, poor One. Yep. For Chaz. Homies.
Couldn't agree more. You know what? It's been fun. It's been fun.
Press F in the chat, Chaz. Oh, yeah, yeah, we do. Overrated. With the diamond on the right side.
We still have Toddles. You told me what you want to do because the way. It's amazing that you put that serendipitous, because I have found an old video from Toddles from like seven years ago, the first time he ran for president. So I was planning to play that tonight.
A bit of a toddles flashback, so then we can compare. How has it changed? WingTV with die for following TV dot two WingTV. Ladies gentlemen, on Saturday night at 8pm with Field, they remove their homes.
Oh, I mean, tents. Oh, they're removing a whole bunch of stuff. We're getting into it, don't worry. But I just love.
I love the remembering. We'll always have the memories, you know what I mean? They'll never take that away from us. We'll have the memories of Chaz.
Remember the organic garden, folks? Wasn't that. Wasn't that a great day? The guided tour that we got of Chaz.
The shootings will always have the shootings. They're always going to have a special place in our hearts, I think. So we'll go through it. I caught a bit of live stream earlier as they were removing stuff from Chaz, so I paused it and let it buffer up.
So we'll see how we go. All that and more. Oh, yeah, sorry, Toddles. I found an old video of Toddles and I was planning on playing it tonight so hopefully we can get time to get to it.
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So before we get to Chaz, though, because we're gonna have to spend a little bit of time on it. I just like, I want to keep you updated on the way things are going. Things are moving and, you know, something comes to mind. You know how people like to say Joey G with dollar says, guess my citizenship to Chaz will be rejected?
It appears so. Unfortunately, you're going to end up like Tom Hanks in Terminal, where, you know, en route to Chaz. Your country, the country no longer exists anymore, so you're just going to be stuck in a bus station in Seattle. Wow.
What a fucking. Oh, what a nightmare. That's gonna be you. I mean, you will have adventures.
You'll be able to earn money by returning shopping carts at the local supermarket. So it's not all bad. It's not all bad. But we will get into Chaz.
But before we do, a little bit of serious, if I can. You know, some people like to say. Have you ever heard somebody say this to you? I don't want to say I told you so.
Right. How often have you heard that? And it's usually done in very passive aggressive ways, like, well, I don't want to say I told you so. That kind of obnoxious, arrogant looking down your nose at somebody who didn't take your worldly fucking advice.
So you hear that quite often here on this show. We don't subscribe to that theory here on this show. I love saying I told you so. It's pretty much all I have in my sad, pathetic, wretched life is to turn around to people who didn't listen and say, well, I fucking told you so.
You're a fucking idiot. Right? That brings me joy. I love doing it.
So I'm gonna do it again. Ladies and gentlemen, I told you so. We're gonna do a little bit of a world tour here. Yes.
It's back to coronavirus. We're back to COVID 19. It's Covid 2.0. If you remember, I think it was about a month ago.
Would you leave the diamond I told you all 11 up. Thanks. Told you so. Thank you so much.
If you remember, about a month ago, I said, I even gave you a month time frame, roughly. I think I said within weeks or a month or thereabouts, something like that. But I said, relatively soon, expect this to happen. Expect governments to start putting people back into lockdown.
Right. If you were listening, you'll fucking remember because we said it over and over and over again. In other words, the subtext of that is, prepare for it mentally. And the amount of people who said, nah, ain't gonna happen, will not happen.
I was getting like private messages from people saying, you're crazy, man. It's not gonna happen again. There's no way they can do this again and pull it off. Really.
Okay, I said to you, look, they're going to give you a little bit of your freedom back and then yank it away from you again. We've already been trained to accept that as the quote, unquote, new normal. That's what the new normal is. When we click our fingers, you're back under House arrest.
So let's do a little bit of a world tour here. First off, first up, the UK Amplified. Before we get into the spyweight. Happy Canada Day to our Canadian brothers and sisters, the most polite nation on Earth.
Happy Canada Day. I don't know what Canada. I don't know what you do on Canada Day. I don't know why there is a Canada Day.
We have Australia Day, you have Canada Day. I guess it's when Canada was founded, I'm going to guess. I guess you drink maple syrup, eat soft bacon, which we like down here as well, by the way. Those crazy fucking Americans.
With a crispy bacon. I like a nice soft bit of chewy bacon, thank you very much. So I suspect you do similar things. Wave a lot of flags around.
Are you still allowed to do that in Canada, or is that offensive now? Yeah, I don't want to be offensive. If only we could wave, you know, the rainbow flag on Canada Day. I think that would be more appropriate, don't you think?
You know, I don't think anybody's ever been offended by Maple Leaf before, but now that Maple Leaf is associated with, like, lots of historical racisms and all of that, you know? You know what I mean? And I don't really want to upset anybody. Thanks for coming.
Thank you for coming. I'll see you around. So let's do our little world tour here. Soft bacon Gypsy Vanish Steals of diamond Chips.
Soft bacon is like a wild pig in the mouth. That's exactly why I like it. I like my pig raw and squealing. You tasty, fat son of a bitch.
Is that the real man? Thank you for joining us. Let's kick it off, shall we? So I said to you about a month ago, be ready for this.
It's gonna happen. They're gonna give you a little bit of freedom back and then they're gonna yank on the rope again and take that freedom away from you. And they'll start turning the conversation around. Instead of coronavirus being the problem, freedom will be the problem.
You see, freedom is the cause of the spread of coronavirus. So that's what we need to address. People have this idea that they have too much f. Ing freedom.
They're just the USA Diamond Gypsy. Whole pig. Exactly. Whole pig between two buns.
Thank you very much. I know you're not supposed to eat too much pig, but I can't help it. I love pig. Lamb is probably my favourite meat.
Now at this stage, don't get me wrong, a nice big fucking beef ribeye on the grill. But at this stage of life, I'm probably more of a lamb guy. I have a pile of lamb chops in the fridge which I'm planning on cooking as soon as we're done here. I don't even know if I'll have anything with them.
I just want a plate of salty lamb chops, thank you very much. And you wouldn't like me when I'm eating. I'm like a hulk when I turn. When you get, like fresh cooked meat in front of me, I turn into the hulk.
You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. Oh, my God. The hell is wrong with this, man? They actually have to move me out into the back alley when I go to a restaurant, when I get lamb shops, believe it or not, I don't like them.
Went to buy some lamb cutlets last night. Fucking off topic. Went to buy some lamb cutlets last night because I thought, you know what I want? I like a cutlet.
I like a good fucking cutlet. I'm not allowed either. But when it comes to lamb, I lose all sense of dignity, you know? Like, I'll just have fucking lamb fat all over my face and shit.
So I went to buy some lamb cutlets last night. Now, historically, lamb is rather cheap here in this country because we have a lot of it and we don't have that many people. So I went down to the shop last night. Imagine this, $44 a fucking kilo for lamb cutlets.
This is turning into a boomer complain about grocery show, apparently. But 40, 44 fucking dollars a kilo for lamb? Fuck you. I felt like punching the store clerk in the face just for being there.
Who the fuck are you? What is this garbage? Get the fuck out. I was so pissed.
I can't justify $44 a fucking kilo for lamb pellets. That's insane. So I went with the lamb chops instead. The mid loin chops.
$22 a kilo, like that'll have to fucking do. Still expensive, but Jesus Christ, man, $44 a kilo should be fucking arrested. Shot on sight for shit like that. Where the hell were we?
Yeah, so they're gonna give you Lupita for free and they're gonna yank it away from you. We've been programmed already to accept this as the new normal. So let's do a world tour. Leicester, ladies and gentlemen, in the UK, as Leicester locks down 36 other areas that could see local lockdown.
Because that's what we want to hear in the free world, you know, Remember the free World. Remember that? Remember that thing we used to have called freedom? Remember how fucking nice that was?
No, no. We're just gonna close the annual city for a while. Sorry, sorry. Half a talking sand with a diamond here is delirium.
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Has the world gone bad? Has the world gone top sea turvy? Not good Enough, is it? 36 more areas in the UK and now the politicians can just stand there and go, you know what?
Uh, we've discovered a dozen people have coronavirus in this town. Let's. Everybody. You're now under house arrest again.
So sorry about that. Sorry about that. Didn't mean to put you out. Didn't want to upset you.
But you'll have to go back into house arrest now. As if people have lost their jobs enough at least. As if small businesses aren't hard up against the wall enough. As if people haven't been complying with ridiculous fucking orders, having their doors kicked in, being dragged off beaches, riot police, breaking up family fucking picnics.
As if that hasn't been happening already. And it's that old thing where the politicians, they rip your freedoms away from you. Your individual liberties, your civil rights. Where are all the fucking civil rights people?
Where are you? Oh, I know where you are. You're on the other side of the Internet accusing me of wanting old people to die. That's where you are.
Where the fuck are you in this, man? This is Civil Rights 101 here. Not a word. No, we're too busy chasing people down who put fucking badly made swastikas on pizzas.
You know, Ohio f Cking well dumped. You're saving the fucking world everywhere. Congratulations. Fucking insane.
There has been a surge in the number of coronavirus cases since the article. So harsher restrictions are being put in place. Yeah, harsher restrictions. Remember that fucking BBC video we watched?
Coming out of lockdown is going to be more dangerous than going in. They weren't kidding, were they? They were setting you up back then. And like I said, if you were watching this show a month ago, you saw this coming.
It was as plain as the nose on your fucking face. We all knew this was going to happen. So I hope you stocked up on toilet paper. I hope you stocked up on your groceries again.
Because remember that bullshit of a couple of months ago? If the lines up out of the store, get ready, it's coming to A town near you again. Health Secretary Matt Hancock said less than 7 day infection rate was 135 cases. Coffee Talk with Andrew, with Diamond.
Is this the Food Network? Do you want me to do more food content? I tend to think that there's a lot of food content on the Internet already, but can do food. We do our cooking guy from time to time.
The Aussie cooking dude. Very rarely though. Everyone does food. Health Secretary Matt Hancock said.
Get your hand off a cock. They said less than seven day infection rate was 135 cases per 100,000, three times that of the next high city. And 10% of all positive cases across the country happen in the East Midlands city. Non essential shops will be closed from Tuesday.
Yay. But I'm going to dry cleaners and if I close I'll go broke. It's kind of essential to my livelihood and feeding my family and paying for my mortgage and making sure that I, you know, don't become homeless. Too bad.
You are not essential. People can walk around. Let's, let's hearken back to the 1700s and people walk around in their filthy drab clothes for, you know, weeks on end. We can do it again.
Let's do it, guys. But Leicester is not the only area experiencing a rising coronavirus cases. Do you see what's happening here? Do you see that?
We have effectively, through our, throughout, through our very quiet subservient, going along with these lockdowns the previous time, right, the large scale story. Very few people made too much noise about it collectively. Joey G. Oh no, I'm out of that china toilet picture.
I'm surprised you're still breathing, to be honest with you. But thank you for joining us for as long as you have left. As long as you have left. So with our compliance with the previous round of lockdown laws, we have now by proxy handed the politicians and the media, the corporate press, ladies and gentlemen, we have handed them permission essentially to drive which towns become locked down.
Because if you're a mayor of a local town and you start seeing reports in the local press that 35 people have coronavirus, another hundred people have coronavirus, what is the mayor going to do about it? What is the government going to do about this surge? What are they going to do about this spike? What are they going to do about this cluster?
And that's how you create a pressure campaign on a politician and the politician is going to come out and say, okay, we'll lock everything down again. We have created that, we have allowed that to happen. So expect more of it. Because once you hand these fucking people power, they don't give it back to you, you have to take it back.
But Leicester is not the only area experiencing a rising crow fire cases. New confirmed cases have been rising across 36 of the 151 upper tier local authorities in England as lockdown is eased. The other places which have seen an increase include some boroughs in London, Barking, in Dagenham, Grange, Ealing, Enfield, Harringley, Hounslow and other areas in the north east such as Gateshead, Sunderland, Redcar and Cleveland. It is currently unclear exactly how a local lockdown will work in practice but there will be a focus on closing schools, businesses and contact tracing those affected.
Woo. I mean we've done all this hard work getting these apps made, right? We've invested a lot of money on the contra, on the contact tracing apps. Thank you.
Google, you got Maga, you got Microsoft, you got Apple, you got Google, you got Amazon and it looks like mega to me. Google is mega. So Google has spent a lot of time and money getting this app ready. We better have somebody to use it.
So let's put a whole town in lockdown. Okay everybody download the app now. Don't worry, it won't be, don't worry, they're not going to make it compulsory to download the app. They'll just say if you want to get back to normal, whatever their vision of normal is, they'll just say that you need the app in order to do that.
So there are the areas at risk of lockdown. Let's hear the local politician, I think he's a health minister, talking about, you know, describing the new normal to us ladies and gentlemen, for the good people of the uk. And the short answer is yes, we will have local lockdowns in future where there are flare ups and we have a system that we, with a combination of Public Health England and the new joint biosecurity centre. Don't worry, the government is, the government is monitoring the situation.
What could go wrong? Well, there's really no need, there's really no need for suicide to panica. We have the best minds in the government on the job. We have the health department and the new biosecurity board if you will.
You see, you know there'll be flare ups and we will basically be locking down entire towns, entire cities based on the information that we retrieve as a, you know, the health department. Don't worry, we put together a unit of investigators who will be sitting down and making sure that they go over all of the data you have Nothing to panic about. The government, ladies and gentlemen, flare ups, along with the local directors of public health, play an absolutely crucial role in the decision making in this crucial, crucial. To make sure if there is a local flare up, we have a local lockdown, even does the head motions.
And just to let you know, if there is a local flare up, then we will have a local lockdown. Speaking to you like you're ten fucking years old. So local lockdowns will be part of the future system. The future.
It's the future we put in place as part of the very good line in the chat from Jada. Just think of it as a fun game of whack a mole, only with humanity, Wherever people flare up, wherever there's too much freedom, we will be locking you down. Now, the NHS Test and Trace system, and that's the short answer Professor Newton can give you. Long answer.
Please, please, Professor Newton. Professor Newton, I've gone over this point before, but I'll say it again, because people like to say, well, you have to do it with health experts, sir. You have to listen to the health experts. No, no, no, I'm sorry, you're out of your fucking jurisdiction, Doctor.
See, your jurisdiction only extends to the moment that I walk into your office. That's when your jurisdiction kicks in. See, when I get sick, when I get the sniffles, when I have a concern, when I have a question, I go to you. You don't come to me, you don't patrol around and protect me from myself.
That's not your job. The only jurisdiction you have is in your little office wearing a little white coat. And when I come in and you tell me that I need to take this medication and I need to change my diet, I need to stop smoking, I need to drink less and etc. Etc.
Etc. And then it's even better than that. That's where your jurisdiction is. That's the only place it is.
But even better than that, I have the option of going, eh, you know what I mean? Go fuck yourself happy like that. I'm not gonna do any of that shit. And then I can walk out of there whistling Dixie and you can't do a single fucking thing about it.
That's your jurisdiction right there. You are essentially powerless as a health expert. So all of you people who are running around, go, you gotta do what the health experts say. We've gotta listen to the health experts.
We've locking people down because of the advice of the health experts. You have to remember what the doctor's role in society is. We Go to them. They don't come to us.
They have no jurisdiction over whether a business can be open or not. They have no jurisdiction over whether a bar can be open or not. They have no jurisdiction to decide. Well, 25% of people sit in this restaurant, but only if they sit outside.
If you go for a picnic, you can only have five family members, not six. More dangerous. Make sure if you're travelling, you only go 500 kilometres and serve a thousand kilometers. Because if you go too far, you gotta spread the city, that's all.
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I feel like an astro.
Shut. Shut up. Shut. Shut up.
Right, that's it. Stay in your office. When I get sick, I come to you. Except for then you have no fucking right to tell anybody what to do ever, anywhere, let alone decide the fate of people's, you know, small businesses that they've poured their f Cking heart and soul into, in some cases for decades, which are now going up against the wall.
Somebody tweeted out the other day, chuck E. Cheese has gone bankrupt. Chuck E. Cheese, hundreds of employees now unemployed.
What's the latest unemployment figures in the United States? What are we talking about, like, 37 million people? Something like that? How is that?
What's the public health effect of that? Oh, we've handed over power to the health experts. We should have just said, well, if I get sick, I'll go say doctor. How about that?
How do you like them apples? That's really the only power you have. And it's no parallel because like I said, you can tell them. You can give them big fucking finger.
And you say, I'm going to do any of that, Doc. Thanks anyway, though. And walk out of there free as a bird. It's a pretty good answer.
I think the. Your question is really good because it emphasizes the fact that whatever the measures we put in place have to work everywhere in the country. Everybody has to do. You can decipher these people.
Whatever measures we put in place, it has to work everywhere in the country. In other words, everybody has to do what they hold. Everybody must do what we tell them to do. That's the subtext of that.
Shut up. Do what you're told. It only works if everybody goes into house arrest. It only works if everybody is subservient to the authorities.
It only works if everybody listens to the rules and does what they fucking told. That's the only time it works. And all different areas will have their own different considerations. The Lake District is a very special place.
It has a lot of Visitors has a lot of open spaces. Nothing. Parts of it and other parts of the country have different challenges. So the measures we're putting in place are a mixture of national resources.
The Test and Trace program is unprecedented in its scale. Oh, good, that's what I love hearing. Unprecedented. A rollout of a government program, ladies and gentlemen, on an unprecedented scale.
Doesn't that make you feel safe? This is the single biggest project that our fucking, that our inept, incompetent government has ever tried to pull off. That's what I hear when I heard government health officials say shit like that. Unprecedented rollout to me sounds like biggest fuck up in history.
Ah, don't worry. But that's just the uk, ladies and gentlemen. And you know what, they've always been a bit funny over in the uk. They've always been, you know, the first ones over the, over the barbed wire, as it were in the UK to put in these kind of crazy lockdown laws and stuff.
So the uk, ladies and gentlemen, they're a special case. They're an anomaly. I'm sure that this is just an isolated incident. I'm sure that it's only really in the UK that you need to concern yourself with it.
Let's go to Australia. Little old land down under. Oh no. Oh, look at that.
What are the odds? Victoria's tough lockdowns to take effect within hours amid surge in virus cases. We're putting you back under house arrest. Australia.
Woo. And like I said, I don't mind saying I told you, sir, I told you so. I said, watch out. In the coming weeks and months, they're going to put you back under house arrest.
You'll be locked down again. Freedom is the problem. Drastic measures. Oh, that sounds fucking hot, doesn't it?
Drastic measures. Drastic measures will come into force across 36 suburbs in Melbourne tonight to stop Victoria's coronavirus crisis from worsening. From midnight, more than 300,000 residents will be forced into lockdown with a public health order taking effect in the city's north and northwest. We already had the situation here in this country where if you go to a sporting event interstate now, if you come from one of these lockdown areas because what they're doing is they're now forcing businesses to get your ID before you go in there.
They're forcing sporting stadiums to show your ID to show where you live before you're allowed access. They want to do it at restaurants and bars as well. Here you have to, you have to show your ID before you come in to the restaurant, sit down to eat dinner. And if you come from one of the lockdown areas, you will be banned from entering the premises.
How could that. It doesn't even matter if you're sick or not. I'm sorry you come from an area where we think a lot of sick people are. So sorry.
Too bad, so sad. Location discrimination. Ladies and gentlemen, do you feel safer? Welcome to the new normal.
Good job. Say well done, Australia. You're so good at following your roles. Isn't this fucking Great?
Residents in 10 identified postcodes will return to Stage 3 restrictions at least until July 29th and will not be able to leave their homes unless it is, for four reasons permitted. Four reasons. One of four reasons. That's all you have.
Police will be patrolling the soon to be sealed off areas with checkpoints to screen who is coming in and going out. Woo. Can you taste? I'm choking on all this freedom.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. If you come from, say, Keela Downs or Craigieburn or Fawkner or Broadmeadows or Brunswick west or Ascot Vale or Brooklyn Tottenham or Westwood's Gray or Kingsville or Albonvale or one of these places in Melbourne, guess what? The police are now going to be patrolling your streets to ensure that you don't leave. Papers.
Can we see your papers? Show me your papers, please, sir. I'm sorry, sir, you're not authorised to be in this part of the city at this point in time. Please return your home or I'm afraid we will have to arrest you.
We will have to lock you up. Yes. And the adf, the Australian Defence Force as well. Yeah.
Gonna have the army out there patrolling around to make sure people are not leaving homes. Mikey says, hell, you're protesting. That's the beautiful, delicious part about all this. Victoria.
Victoria is the state. The state government who refused to do anything about the BLM protesters. Couple policemen. Now, don't get me wrong, they're right to not do anything about the BLM protesters.
But now, on a whim, because it suits them, they can put 300,000 people under fucking house arrest and throw you in jail if you break those orders. But for the protest last week, because the left wing government, we played the fucking news conference on the show of the Premier of Victoria, Daniel Andrews, which is like our governor, remember they were talking about the spiking coronavirus cases last week after they had thousands and thousands and thousands of people protesting in the street together. He didn't blame the protesters. He came out and said the reason that this is kicking off again is because Families are having barbecues at other families houses.
I shit you not. True story. Oh. The reason that coronavirus cases are sparking is because sometimes families have been breaking the rules and going and visiting loved ones.
Even use the term loved ones. It's got nothing to do with the protest. What protest? What are you talking about?
That's fine. But if your wife and kids want to go and visit a friend and have lunch together, that's what's causing the lockdown. It's all your fault. Families unfucking believable.
And the media is complicit. They just go, well, it makes sense to me. Why would he lie to us? He's not one of those evil conservatives.
He's one of us. He's one of our guys. He's one of our left wing guy. He would never lie.
He would never make stuff up. We must believe. Don't you trust the scientists? You know the usual tired tropes.
So let's see what's happening in Victoria. Ladies and gentlemen. Residents and businesses are tonight scrambling to get ready before 36 suburbs in Melbourne's north and north west go into lockdown. As the clock ticks down to midnight, many say they've been taken by surprise and are confused about what they can and cannot do.
Why would you be taken by surprise? You obviously weren't listening to the show. We knew this was gonna happen a month ago. We even gave you the timeline.
We even told you that they're going to come out, they're going to give you a little bit of freedom back. People are going to start mingling again, they're going to start slowly opening businesses, giving you a little bit of your constitutionally protected freedom back. And then they're going to go yank when they feel like it. They're going to pull the rug out from under you, they're going to yank on the chain and you will drop at the gallows all over again and again and again and again because we have created this situation where people are programmed to accept it.
Now once you give these people, once you give fucking bureaucrats this level of power, they don't give it back to you. That's it. Now whenever they want, yank straight back under house arrest. Get ready for it.
Oh, we were caught by surprise. But when the government said that was it, when coming back, I assumed that they would both assume that they were telling the truth. The government never lied to me. The cattle that came out and said that we're not going back into locked out every cat.
I believe them. I believe them. Semper Reloaded with a diamond. Thank you so much.
Good day. You dingo dodger. Do you accept? I accept whatever you give me.
Semper Reloaded, ladies and gentlemen, DIY tv. Semper Reloaded, is it? That's a good little show. Good production.
A lot of good vein popping rants on Semper Reloaded show. I've noticed whenever I tune in there, he's like, man, we need to fucking cart. I'm like, oh, I like this guy. Vain popping rants.
Simple reload. So let's see why everybody was so surprised the bureaucrats would exercise their newly found fucking power scepter over the rest of us peasants here in the West. Reid Butler begins our coverage. Let's have a look.
Show us. In just six hours, our city will literally be divided. It's not as if I sat down with a map and drew these boundaries. They've been drawn by public health experts, but public health experts again.
So what are you? What's your job then, sir? Legitimate question. So hang on, so you're the premier, right?
Like I said, that's like the governor. You're the premier, right? Oh, you're the truck. You're the boss, right?
Yep. Well, it's my fault. Hey, what do you want me to do? The public health experts have drawn circles around suburbs and said, okay, lock down all of these people here and see these people over here, make sure that they're not allowed outside.
Can we bring the army in? Can we bring in those handsome men in their uniforms with the guns to make sure that folks don't go wandering around? Can we do that? Well, I guess we could do that.
Thank you very much. Good, Daniel. Good, Daniel. And they pat him on the head.
Do what you're told. Mr. Andrews. You're the big boss, aren't you?
Yes, I am. I am the boss. I told you. Yes, you're the big botch.
You make all the tough decisions, don't you, Mr. Andrews? Yes, you do. Yes, you do.
Well, it's not like I had anything to do. The fucking balls of these people. The health experts decided. Okay, so what are we paying you for?
What are you doing there? You're just a vassal of hot air based on data. I'm a state of confusion. But today from Craig, I'm confused and alarmed.
He burned to Ascot Vale. Many locals were united. Daniel. Andrew.
I think he should go back to kindergarten. I love the old fucking immigrants like you know that. You know this Daniel Andrews fella, he should go back to kindergarten because I don't give A they're not worried about, you know, they don't have the same. A lot of them don't have the same levels of, like, guilt and like.
Oh, I don't know if I should say that or not, especially like the older immigrant types, because Daniel Andrews is a idiot, if you ask me. He should go back to our kindergarten. You're a fucking maniac, mate. But today, from Craigieburn to Ascot Vale, many locals were united.
Daniel, Andrew, I think they should go back to kindergarten. It's really confusing because of the postcodes. People know which postcard they live in. Better be no confusion.
Big to you, sir. Do you know which postcode you're living in? You don't even know what your job is. Well, it's not like I decided which postcodes have to be locked down.
That was their health expert. It was the one armed man. It was the one armed health expert. You shouldn't doubt that.
From midnight, 310,000 Albanians will re enter the lockdown for at least a month. I don't want to die, my husband to die. So we will just stay safe. Oh, you can though.
You can. You stay home. Sorry, darling, all due respect. You fucking stay home then.
What are you worried about? You're gonna what, are you worried you'll miss out on that big fucking promotion? Are you worried that your business is gonna close down? Sweetheart, come on, you're retired.
You've got your own home. Anyway, your life changes very little here. I don't want to die. Well, you're going to have to at some point.
And let me tell you, you're a lot closer than we are. And we still need to work the rest of our lives and earn money so we can have the ability to retire and stay fucking home. Right, You've already done that part. Right, good.
Good for you. So you stay inside. There's a very simple fix to this. If somebody you know, if you're at risk or somebody you know is at risk, tell them to stay inside or stay inside.
If you're not at the. In the at risk category, which the overwhelming amount of people are not, then just do what you normally would do. And if you have an old person in your family and they're at risk and you're not at risk, don't go and see them for a month. Oh, no, no, let's just lock everybody up.
I didn't decide. It's the health experts, they decided it. What's the difference? The economy's already fucking screwed anyway.
Who cares, right? May as well just lock everybody up again. I don't want to die. I don't have something to die.
So we will just stay safe. Businesses have just been able to reopen. We'll stay safe by making everybody else decidedly less safe. Good idea.
Good plan. Good plan, bro. And we'll have to close there. Did the fucking coyote from the Roadrunner cartoons come up with this plan?
What the hell is going on? What about if we just lock everybody up? Sounds great. Outdoors, they're local mums and dads, you know, running these small businesses.
And they've done it so bloody tough, I wanted to cry. If I'm completely honest, it's been a tough time for our community. These are the only reasons residents in the 36 suburbs. Oh, this will be good.
What are the four reasons that I have to leave the house? Leave for work or school. I can't be done. The audacity of these people.
You watch, you will get fucking idiots come up to you and say, what are you complaining about? You're still allowed to leave for work. And it's like you'll have to look at them and they're empty, dead eyes. And you'll have to explain to them, yes, but the business is closed.
That's your problem. You're still allowed to leave to go to work. You know, by the way, we need to close down all the businesses. Close down the businesses and then tell people the only reason they're allowed to leave their homes to go to fucking work.
What planet are we on? Am I gonna go to work at a closed shop? The audacity. And most people.
Most people won't even acknowledge that very basic, like, level one thinking point. So where is the fucking media at that point? To put their hand up? Yes, sir.
What's the point of letting people allow. Why are people allowed to leave their home to go to work if you're closing all the businesses down? Huh? How did you cook that one up?
Where did that come from? We're gonna close your business, but you can go to work. Thank you. Thank you, Mr.
Gatheret. Thank you for taking care of that. I'm at home care or caregiving exercise or to get food and other essentials. Somebody who is a tradesperson from a lockdown suburb, you can't do that.
Work from home. All the tradies, tradespeople usually are small business owners, right? They usually like a one. A sole, I think they call them.
Sole proprietor. You're fucked. Isn't it great? Because we know people don't need plumbing done when everybody's locked in their house.
There's no need to get the plumbing fixed. I still allowed to go to work. Really? Really.
Because the police will enforce the stay at home order. There'll be random mobile SWAT checks. Oh, this is just getting better and better and better. Random splash.
Where are the people who had a problem with stop and frisk? Where are you now, huh? You can't have stop and frisk. Stop and frisk.
There's people who are getting profiled. Stop and frisk is unconstitutional. Stop and frisk is an attack on our civil liberties. What about the random mobile spot check?