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S3.E8 ∙ 4 Rms Ocn Vu Alex is in charge when the parents are away for a few days, but Alex wants the girls out so he can invite his girlfriend Monica over. Mallory "drives" straight into a telephone pole, so now they must come up with $300 to pay for repairs. Alex decides to earn it by renting out rooms with ocean views to traveling Leland football-game attendants, who certainly bid enough so he can actually make a profit. Skippy, who can't go home, is happy to stay as unpaid bellhop and sleeps on the floor like the girls; "hotel manager" Alex gets the couch and can't resist to keep the sweet money flowing in. Then Dad calls: he'll be home in a few hours. The guests even brought fellow Leland fans to celebrate their victory frat-style.