EPISODE · Mar 24, 2026 · 33 MIN
Child… Robyn’s Back?! Plus ATL Shade, Jersey Shakeups & Miami Mess Ep.12
from Clock the Reali-Tea with Mark Midwestern-Honey · host Mark Long
Welcome back, tea sippers — Mark Midwestern is serving a full sampler platter of Bravo chaos, and the kettle is SCREAMING.This week, we start in Potomac, where rumors say Robyn Dixon is returning… even though absolutely nobody placed that order. Mark breaks down the alleged Season 11 cast list, why Stacey Rush is the only one the fans are checking for, and why Ashley Darby’s storyline is still missing, like her accountability. Plus: the newbies, the flutes, the cuts — all clocked.Then we slide over to Atlanta, where K. Michelle vs. Drew Sidora is already shaping up to be the feud Bravo executives pray for at night. Mark recaps the Sherri Show shade, the “beginner in music” discourse, and why Drew stays ready with a promo link even when she’s getting dragged.Next up: Married to Medicine, where Heavenly’s political run has Simone spiraling, Jackie disappearing, and Mark calling for a full cast detox. If the girls won’t support a Black woman running for office, Mark certainly will — and he’s not shy about who needs to pack it up.Over in New Jersey, the entire cast has been Thanos‑snapped except Teresa, Dolores, and Melissa. Mark breaks down the mass exodus, the rumored Amazon Prime crossover show, and whether the Rhode Island newbies will give anything besides clam‑chowder energy.Then it’s time for the Miami pause, where Mark calls foul on the “low ratings” narrative and digs into why fans are rallying harder for Miami than Andy Cohen expected. Larsa’s foreclosure shade? Discussed. Andy’s alleged choices? Clocked. The Peacock girls being treated like the Dollar Tree stepchildren of Bravo? Addressed.Finally, Mark heads to Beverly Hills, where Brooke Ashley’s read of Rachel’s 24/7 caftan lifestyle sends him into a spiral. Divorce storylines, paparazzi setups, and wardrobe crimes — nothing is safe.SPECIAL MENTIONS: KEMPIRE, Carlos King, & The Brooke AshleyListen wherever you listen to your podcasts.YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MarkMidwesternHoneyApple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-reali-tea-with-mark-midwestern-honey/id1873649131iHeart radio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1333-clock-the-reali-tea-with-320661106/episode/z104-3506?app=listenAmazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/07f101ba-b5bf-4c64-8ffd-39cfdada5923/clock-the-reali-tea-with-mark-midwestern-honeyRSS: https://feeds.redcircle.com/8fddbccb-5306-4ea6-826b-d5c418e7aaf6https://redcircle.com/shows/8fddbccb-5306-4ea6-826b-d5c418e7aaf6
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Child… Robyn’s Back?! Plus ATL Shade, Jersey Shakeups & Miami Mess Ep.12
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