Oh, well, look at us. We waited just the right amount of time. Didn't we say next time we came back, we would know who won the World Cup? Well, guess what, you idiots. We found out. We did some digging. We did some research. And we got the answer about nine days later. But that's neither here nor there. Welcome to the sort of last episode of Ain't It. But we'll get to that toward the end of the episode. You should stick around for that answer. But anyway, here we are. It's me, Miles. We'll be also joined by Chris Martin. Chris, how are you feeling after that World Cup that happened eight days ago? I'm feeling at peace. Enough times have passed. About peace. England lost when they lost.
Because of the, you never guess what word I was shouting at the England team. Give me a C. Give me an O. Give me a W. Every day, you know, that's not even true. I wasn't at peace because every day I got more annoyed by Thomas Tuchel. Some people were like, it wasn't just his fault. And I was like, why would you not make the attacking subs?
straight after the second goal. Why have every concert making crosses? Do it. What are you doing? But anyway, apart from that, I'm at peace with that coward. That's what the fans wanted to hear me say. Coward. And then I am at peace that Spain won that final because that was, I started the game going, I like Messi, you know, I'm a glory hunter in that respect. But then I was like, I hope it's a good game and the best team win. And within about eight minutes, I was like, if Argentina don't get their asses handed to them, I won't sleep for the rest of my life. So well done Spain. Well done Ferran Torres. Well done the game of football.
Well done, Mikel Marino, for dragging three defenders completely out of place to give that nice little void for Ferran Torres to pop into. Jamel Johnson, what about you? How do you feel after all this? I mean, I'm still kind of pissed off, man. I have no idea how soccer doesn't get in that game at all. And then the third place game, he scores. Why did you remind me about that? I just forgot about it as well. Goddamn, he's working on a fucking hat trick in the third place game. He can't even get in the one that matters. Maybe he's injured. Maybe he's injured. And then, oh, he played a full 90? Four days later? And then said, you know, I'm actually fit, if I'm being real. He's saying, yeah, I could have played a lot more. This German is trying to sabotage the whole nation of England. Yeah. I mean, maybe. Those accusations were flying around.
But yeah, you're probably asking, why are they talking about the World Cup final damn near the end of July? Well, look, there was a lot of things going on. I was in the Bahamas. I thought I could record while on vacation. I was wrong. I was wrong. Ridiculous. Jamel had some life events happening. Congratulations to him as he enters the new phase of life filled with love and happiness. Congratulations. I'll get a new kidney.
Oh, that's what it is. Oh, yeah. I thought you were talking about my kidney transplant. No, no, that too. That too. That too. Trust me. Thank you for both things. One of the listeners will come up off that kidney. We're still looking for you. We're still looking for him. And that's love, folks. I just wanted to thank you. Guys, just any kidneys. Just antitfooty is the best way of doing kidney transplant. We got a PO box. We can send you that over too. Just put in a little ice bag or something. It should be good. It should be good. As long as you're in the Southern California area. But yeah. And so I watched the World Cup final half floating in the ocean because there was like a giant screen the resort put up for people to watch outside. And I watched like the first 10 minutes. I'm like, all right, this is going to be a slog.
And part of me was like, I need to make peace with whatever's going to happen. All I was saying is like, I need Spain to win so at least some of our Spanish boys can have a really wonderful year lifting the Premier League trophy and the World Cup. And I was kind of, my whole thing was like, I'm going to wait for there to be cheers so loud that it gets me out of the ocean. Those cheers never came. And then towards the 90th minute, I started watching and I saw everything after the 90th minute. And then I rewatched the game after because I had to watch a halftime show, opening ceremony, all that. But I got to say, Spain, great job. They really tried to, they tried, they tried to mucky up a little bit, but they couldn't quite derail the big red machine.
the second World Cup ever. And I think they only had one goal throughout the entire tournament, which was a record. So hats off to them. What was your favorite moment of the final? Mine was Enzo Fernandez giving away the most clear second yellow of all time and still trying to appeal for it. I was like, just a man, you made a man do a somersault from your challenge and you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
person in their history. And I have to say, look at my background, people who are going to watch this. No one's going to watch this, whatever. Chelsea have really, in the last 24 hours, they've tried to go, well backhand, just good lads. They need to carbon offset Enzo Fernandez. That's why the hateful climate will continue there because they're just trying to carbon offset. They're not trying to work on what they've already got, which is a bunch of assholes. That's my highlight. I love it. It was just so funny. They're going to get Ian Wright's grade school teacher, Mr. Pigden, too. Mr. Pigden. Mr. Pigden. Mr. Pigden. I thought I stabbed you.
Oh my God. Yes. That foul was crazy. The second it happened, I was like, oh boy, there it is. Come on now. Let's see it. I really enjoyed just from how explosive it was. Was that on Curvasi?
that he flipped head over heels with that one. And then who was, did you see like there was a wide shot where they pointed out another Argentinian player went down behind the play just to try and create more like, oh, maybe something else happened before that. Reflexive, just crouching on the ground like, ah, ah. And I was like, damn, bro, this is Haram ball for real. It was, yeah, it was, it was one of the worst performances for a team in a final event. Like someone tried to say like, I think I was listening to the Guardian for weekly and I think Barry Glenn, who thinks good was like, it was a bit like Arsenal, the Champions League. I was like, no, no, Arsenal like scored a goal in it, but Argentina didn't have a shot for 115 minutes, which is.
It's so weird. I mean, the age just finally showed up, man. These guys are all like our age out there playing them. For real, right? Yeah. At the end, I felt a little bad for Argentina a little bit. I wanted Spain to win because we have guys on that team and I'm not rooting for Christian Romero. Like, that's really, truly what it came down to. Although, was he the only one to not shake Trump's hand? I was like, damn. See what I'm saying? Okay, Romero. That's clean. Yeah, yeah. But like, I don't know. After Argentina beat England, I found myself about to board the Messi train. Right. Because it was so legendary. Yeah.
It was crazy. Spain was the better team, bro. I don't think it was... I didn't think it was boring. I thought Spain played really good defense. What was tough about this game was it's impossible to explain it to anybody who likes American football. Yeah, sure. Anybody who's actually American, I couldn't explain why the game was good. Right. They're like, nothing's happening. All they kept... No, bro, a lot is actually happening if you really look. And all of those guys just found out where the Nazis been at. It's like, yo. Yeah, yeah. You just found out, man. Yeah, yeah. You're like 10 tournaments late, okay? Yeah, right, right. They're like, did you hear what they did when they celebrated last year? Okay, never mind, never mind. Yeah, yeah, sure. The match is boring.
But I thought, yeah, to your point, it was great to watch. And it was quite funny. It was like... it was just a very strange, is it? I mean, I'm not trying to forgive Argentina here, but I think I read something that if the team that plays the day after the semifinals almost always loses the final, but like, it's like they'd gone out and they're like, we don't have enough legs. So we're, I mean, to be humble from like the first minute and then just like, what? And then when they actually went down to 10 men, they tried to play football for five minutes. Like, oh yeah, like look what happens when you try and play football. Yeah. So strange. Yeah. Anyone who, I mean this, this basically tournament was like, it, it awarded the teams, not that this was like the mandate or whatever, but the teams that were there for like a real, just fight.
and not getting overly tactical about how you're going to eke out a result ended up winning. Like there was just that belief thing ended up trumping even like tactics for the most part. The one thing was that was kind of wild. It was like all the new football fans now who are like, bro, Messi actually fucking sucks. People are saying that shit. I'm like, bro, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, dude, where the fuck was he, dude? Like that was the shit I heard people who were like, like three days into soccer fandom being like, dude, he was fucking gone. He was like nothing, bro. I don't know what the hype's about. I'm like, this guy is literally at the end of his career. He's been doing this consistently since he was 16 years old.
If you look for even half a second, he's Sonic and Knuckles. He plays like he's Sonic and Knuckles. I mean, but there's like when England's in the semis, it was like he was completely, no, not completely, but he didn't do a lot. And then when we... went full coward mode. He was like, cool, I'll just stand over here and I'll just deliver like five of the best crosses you've ever seen in your life. You want to put seven men back there? Cool, I'll just hit it over them. It was just like, yeah, the guy. Well, I think that's what people can't appreciate. It's like, dude, you're not even burning people. It's like, dude, he knows what his skill set is and he's now using his just godlike ability to be like, okay, if I'm not going to beat this man on the dribble, let me at least put this fucking ball on a laser guided fucking beam into the dangerous spots just for somebody to finish. And you're like, yeah, that's how he's influencing the game. It's like he's doing these penetrating runs all of a sudden. He's like.
No, let me find a pass and let me actually get it there with my technique. And yeah, it was wild. But anyway, shout out to everybody who saw that final and now thinks they know everything about Lionel Messi and that he's fucking garbage. Unbelievable, man. Also, I don't want to blame Tuchel entirely. I know there was a bad strategy, right? But I think you guys scored too early because I think...
Argentina going down is what triggers Messi to come out of the castle. He goes undertaker mode whenever it's like, he won't do it until he absolutely has to. And so Spain not scoring into extra time. It was too late. Right. Yeah. And then Marino's face saved the day because I think that was going in his shot. Oh my God. I'm curious. It was so fucking hard. Yeah. Yeah. He smashed that. Yeah. I mean, the Tuchel, I mean, the Tuchel thing. Yeah, my bad. No, no, it's fine because I saw Andros Townsend try to put a really good argument forward about like, he saw the team, it's the team he noticed, so he reverted. It's like,
put on Ollie Watkins you gotta put on an outlet you can't just have Kane running through treacle like and he takes off Gordon and then he puts I was just like the guy fine if you wanted to be also I think he literally just shit himself he went gets Mexico England at 10 men they just put five back and it's like yeah they don't have Messi in their team and they don't have Fernando they don't have all these guns just full on shit the bed and I hope he I just hope he learns from it. Chris, I got to just point out that your Zoom background, when you're sitting at a certain angle, it looked like you have Danny Welbeck's hair and you got a Gumby fro cut. I'm like, were you a backup dancer for MC Hammer? Very Bobby Brownish. Danny Welbeck, what a player. I mean, Danny Welbeck would have been a good option to take on. He got a squad wrong and he shit the bed against Argentina and it was just like none of that. Also, my favorite moment was Justin Bieber, not quite sure if he hit his...
his cue at the end. Oh, wait, what was his cue? The halftime show. He comes out and it's like, I don't know, it was just like a two-second beat where... A two-second looking confused, yeah. Yeah, he just didn't know where... He was like, is it done? It looks as if he's looking at Infantino to see if the check cleared. Yeah, I get that. Knowing Bieber, he would have been like, bro, I need the cash right now, bro, I'm not going out there. I mean, the way he was dressed like Billy Madison. He had a tattered sweater on top of a tattered Oxford shirt, and I'm like...
I think he'd seen Ronaldinho and Ronaldo come out in that little convertible. Haunted. It looked like a photo of your grandma and grandpa from the past. If someone was photographed in black and white, you'd be like, we're going on a nice drive. It was me and my daughter together. They're probably only like 47 years of age. I mean, that was a bad halftime show. Ronaldo's got to be at least 63. Come on. Ronaldo's not 63. R9? He's probably what, like 50?
Let me see. 49 bro. He'll be 50. He'll be 50. Wow. Yeah. He's our generation, man.
I mean, no, that's not... Him and Wayne Rooney are definitely the winners of, like, peak football player who, as quick as seemingly possible, got in to show you what they would look like if they weren't a professional athlete. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've got the Ricky Hatton in between, like, getting ready for fighting weights, like, happy medium. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Charles Barkley International award winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He lost the reason. He lost the reason. Also, it was wild just to see the Muppets being led by a great Philharmonic conductor, Gustavo Dudamel.
uh, which felt very, I was like, that was so LA coded to see Duda Melon and the Muppets. I was like, bro, that's, that's, that used to be our, I know him, I know him. Uh, and then Shakira, anyway, it was, it was what it was. And assless Shakira. Now, last time I saw Shakira, she did the halftime of the Superbowl a few years ago and people were taking bets on if she was going to show Buck Cleveland.
Oh, interesting. Did Shakira a more slender Shakira? Yeah, and she was being, I guess, more chaste for the international audience as well. I think Infantino told her to take the ass off. I think she unclipped her ass for the world time. She got a removable bum. We got kids watching this, you know, and don't bring up that I'm kicking it with Donald Trump as I mentioned that, but some things are appropriate and some things aren't appropriate, okay? Yeah, that trophy lift was also wild when he... Obviously, Trump stood on the end. Yeah, he's like... Dude.
The medals for the refs, too. That's the one for me. Yeah. Are they always giving the refs gold medals? Yeah. They always give them a little participation award. What? And Argentina didn't face them for it, which is... You just have to... But why? Like, they got absolutely spanked. That's why I understand. They didn't do anything untoward or immoral to win. If Argentina had won through... And, you know, Pareda should have been sent off like five times. He just came and smashed someone in the back. He came on at halftime, right? I was like, this guy is... He's the angry dude. Yeah, yeah. He's come on like a sort of like Vinny Jones from 40 years ago. But...
Yeah, like, I don't understand Spain, but Argentina, you got completely schooled, and you should have lost three to 4-0, at least. And then why are you being, like, little crybabies about it? I don't get it. Well, tensions are running high, and they must have felt that they deserve to win, even though the fucking results on the pitch said the exact fucking opposite. There was that one moment in the Argentina-England game. Who was it? Was it Bellingham? Who was saying some shit to Messi, and Messi gave him the, oh! Oh, yeah, that is now a meme. Yeah, when he was like, that, you don't want to see, you do not want to see Lionel Messi make that face.
Like, oh, so it's like that? Someone's saying, oh, so it's like that, and they have goat-level ability? Yeah, bro, you fucked up. You never want to see something like that. Yeah, he hit him with the, you want to talk about Mother's face? Oh, yeah.
He went white chicks on him. He's like, oh, okay. You act like I haven't met your mom, bro. You want to do that? Okay. Okay. Okay. I see you. I see you. Yeah, it wasn't. He was not okay after that. Anyway, do we want to talk about the third place match at all? It was quite funny. Yeah, it was. It was like, I wasn't going to watch it. And then my son didn't nap. So then I was like, let's put it on. And I had a casual soccer fan in America going, it was like, is it just like this? Because no one's really trying to defend. Right. Yeah. Right. A hundred percent. No one's four nil at halftime. And like people like Mbappe basically laughing when a goal goes in.
It's funny that you can fully stat pad, though. Like, Saka's got a hat-trick in the World Cup. Bellingham at the end, that goal was by a mile the funniest goal. Just going to run the length of the field. Dad decides to turn it on against his six-year-old son. Right, right, right. Cool. I'll bury it. Listen, I loved it, though. Honestly, I thought, I'm like, the first half, as a guy who is rooting for so many guys on England, I'm like, it's like the release of the rage of the Argentina loss. Give me four goals. Let's score ten, maybe. France coming back.
Also, Saliba not playing. Loved it. When it was 4-3, though, I was like, at 4-0, I was like, oh, look, if we attack, even though it's completely irrelevant. But I was like, I was angry about Saka. And I was still angry he took Rice off as well, because before we hadn't conceded against us, he took Rice off.
And then when it's 4-3, I was like, if he loses this, will that tilt the flag? Because it didn't matter. But it's like, well, if you can't even hold a 4-0 lead, then you shouldn't be running this team. But obviously, we'll never know. But 6-4 is a funny scoreline. I will say that. And the friend texted me. I was like, tomorrow's final going to be a little bit less final. I go, I bet it's 1-0. And he's complaining halfway through the game going, well, this is... Yeah, because people actually care about conceding a goal. How can you watch this, man? Yeah. Wrap up the score. Yeah. I got so many, how can you watch this, man? I was like...
Maybe the World Cup don't need to be here no more. You guys are fucking annoying the shit out of me. Like, yes, the score is 1-0, guys. It's a different sport. I don't know what else to say to these people. How come that long-range goal isn't worth three goals? What? No, it doesn't matter, dude. There's no three-point line. What the fuck are you talking about? Go fucking sandblast yourself and stop talking to me. You might need to be watching Sandblast, bro. This might be the wrong one for you. MTV Sandblast. We'll see you right there. All right, let's take a break. We'll come back. We'll keep talking World Cup and some other shit after this.
And we're back. I have seen a lot, there's been a lot of content about like new fans to the sport. I feel like I'm seeing a lot of like sort of short TikTok, Instagram videos. People be like, I'm actually so down for soccer now. But there's also like memes, like when people have been like, oh, so you think you're down for this? Like, what are you going to do when you're watching a Copa del Rey match against fourth, fourth league, fourth division opposition that ends in a draw. Are you ready for that? It ain't going to be all messy in the Muppets and things like that. But it's funny too, you see like on Reddit, on Twitter, there's so many people be like, okay, I think I'm ready to, I'm ready to pick a club team. Which one should I pick? Right now I'm choosing between Newcastle United, Leicester,
Um, and, uh, another one called Portsmouth. What, um, guys, just give me like some ins and outs about all this. It's interesting too, to see people fall into picking a club because it wasn't, I'm sure like, I don't know if it was like that for you, Jamal. It wasn't like that for me, Chris. I know it certainly wasn't like that for you, but like, it's interesting to see people be like, I like soccer now must find team. I like without like, I don't know that there's like an interesting, like an AI technique. Well, yeah. And I'm credit to the people I see always posted like, man, it's not as simple as that. Like, sure. If you want to pick a team to root for, go ahead and do that. But like, if you're trying to be out here, like screaming your bloody head off, like dead in the streets.
That process takes a little bit because you're going to have to find a club that resonates with you in a way that's beyond. Well, I guess I'm Manchester City now because I like Hayland. Listen, bro, I'm not like most American. I know I'm the most American guy on this show. And I know that I, yeah, I jerk off with the Star Spangled Banner on in the background. Yeah, I stand up and do the Pledge of Allegiance alone. You're not getting smacked up at the Cubs game like that one guy?
Yeah, I do all that, okay? But when I finally gravitated to this nut-ass sport, I took 10 years. I was like, I'm just watching. I don't know where I'm at. I know that this shit is tight. I don't really know what's happening. I'll get back to you. And when anybody would ask me, who's your team? Who's your team? I'm like, bro, I'm watching the Premier League. I'm living in Woodbridge, Virginia. I don't think, I'm not so sure I'm in a position to pick.
And then some shit just happened. Like a flight of teams. You're just kind of sampling. Microbrewery style. I like a little bit of that Tottenham fuckery. But I want a few more results tied to it. So that's Arsenal. You want the glory of a city, but not the bankable glory. So you end up in Arsenal. It's amazing to see what Holland has done for city support.
Because I feel like his performance alone has just generated an entire generation of Manchester City fans. Oh, the PR firm. Yeah, it makes sense. That was like with me going Brazil crazy in 1998. I was like, whoa, fucking Brazil. Even though they didn't win, I was like, yo, this shit is the fucking coolest shit I've ever seen. I love this Ronaldo guy. And it was over after that. But yeah, I'm very curious to see. Should we just do a launch a campaign to show them his video about trying to cook a steak for 20 minutes just to see if it can...
really sort the weight from the chaff of the Harlem fans. You think you like him? You think you like him on the film when he has a little Snapchat? Check our YouTube channel, mate. It's funny because I mentioned that to someone and they watched it. I'm like, oh, this is so pure. And I was like, ah. And I'm like, we don't want you. We don't want you. They're like, oh my gosh, this is so cute that he thinks no one's recognizing him in the Joker costume. Oh, that's really cute. And he's so excited. So genuine. He's so sincere. And part of me is like, I definitely can't say like he's being insincere because he absolutely isn't. I think that's kind of what's funny about it is that he's genuinely like, bro, they're going to fucking freak out when they realize it's me.
But yeah, look, like we said, he's Shaq, bro. There's nothing we can do about it. He's Shaq. Everyone's got the giant sneaker at their local mall they're going to look at. And they're going to be wearing an Orlando Magic jersey at the end of it. That's what it is. And that's, I just, just like him for real, man. Don't, you saw him score once and hit that stupid fucking drum. Like, it's more than that. Brian said it in the chat, man. Like, if you can watch a 1-0 baseball game, you can watch this bullshit. Right. You can. It's that. You just be like, just so you know, he never hits the drum at Man City. Okay? Yeah? Right. And if he did, there'd be four people in the whole of the stadium to watch it. Mm-hmm.
There are two weeks where it was Hollomania out here was driving me nuts. I'm like, you guys don't know him for real. Are women attracted to him? Is that part of it? Are women attracted to him? Yeah, it was basically, yeah, all the girlies was like, either you want to pull Holland's hair or you're like, you're trying to be Vozinha's mistress. Those was the two paths of the girlies. It's like, do you want to support Man City or a team in the Chilean league? So, which one's going to be easier to find on TV? Exactly. I mean, I'm rocking with Colo Colo. Okay. Yeah, I got a pink Vozinha jersey coming in the mail. I mean, I guess...
should we talk a little bit about that too? Because there's also some movement. There's a lot of movements going on. Now that we are, now it's transfers. Now we can get to the real best thing about being a football fan, which is the transfers. Yeah, wild, reckless speculation. Here we go. Here we go. Shut your ass up, Fabrizio. Nobody gives a fuck about you, man. By the way, did you go on Twitter, which I know you don't really go on much. I'm not calling it by the other name. No, it's fine. I just check football stuff on it. No, it's Christian. It's okay. Him and Florian, is it Pettenberg? Pettenberg? Yeah. They were having a right old, a right, I was like mom and dad having an argument, mate. It was a right old back and forth. Like full chunks of like,
Well, you're a liar. I used to respect you. Oh, yeah. Well, you were the one that sent me DMs asking how I could grow my channel. It was just like, just out in the open. Someone's got, look, yeah. Who's going to be Tyrese by the end of this? Is it going to be Fabrizio Romano crying? Fabrizio in tears. Yeah, like Fabrizio Django audition tape.
That's funny. All that to say, I don't know why, but Fabrizio Romano, by the end of it, maybe he's got like, don't look at my Django tape. Don't look at my DMs. Please. He's got a couple of tapes. I won't elaborate. But here's a couple of things. When he's in bed, he says, here we go. Oh, God. Yeah. Every time. And she's like, oh, please, Fabrizio. All the groupies who wanted to say that. I don't know. That's got to be a special brand of self-hatred if you're trying to be a 43-year-old.
43-year-old man is what it's got to be. Yeah, the groupies are men catfishing him with AI to try and learn about the transfer market. That's what it is. Yeah, because they're trying to make a bet on Kalshi. Tell me something naughty. And he's like, Vinny Jr. is not renewing his contract. Oh. Sorry, mate. I just got to quickly tell everyone I love it. ITK, ITK. But yeah, so a lot of transfer news. First up, Zidane has been tapped to be the new French national team coach, which is very interesting.
I like this era of, you know, like new managers seeing what they can do, former stars. I mean, obviously Zidane has his own history as a manager that's pretty, pretty filled with achievements. So that'll be interesting to see what's going on there. But then in club news, right? We were talking about Chelsea. They are in the midst right now of being rumored to be wanting to sign Jordan Henderson and our boy Welbs, which makes sense because Xabi Alonso's like, bro, I need people who like have a head on, who know this league, who can actually be leaders. Cause I got a bunch of fucking scrub ass children in here running fucking wild and I need a calming influence. I'm like,
Those are actually, I totally get those, but it's funny to see just all the memes about like other people. It's like between Shaka and them. It's like, okay, you're getting the like space cowboys together for one last ride to do something. Aston Villa signing Garnacho. What's going on? What do we think that could be related to? Do we think it's... Hmm. Hmm. Go on. What's your theory, my man? Talk to us, Chris. Well, I'm sure it's a coincidence, but a couple of days before, they did pay an English transfer record for Morgan Rodgers to go to Chelsea. And... Obviously, by Sonny Man. Who, obviously, in his own right, is a very well-loved player. Who's not got any memes about him. No, no, no, no. To then pay a lot of money for him to go the other way. It's like a loan deal. Is it with an obligation?
I think it's a clean... It's something where I'm sure it's completely coincidental. Oh, it's a loan. Yeah, it is a loan. I think with an obligation, potentially. Yeah, I'm sure it has nothing to do with carbon offsetting the value, overly high price on Morgan Rodgers. They're like, all right, bro, okay, look, we'll buy Morgan Rodgers, but you have to take Garnaccio. And Bill is like, oh, man, we already got the Rwanda as the main shirt sponsor, bro. I don't know if the fans are going to like us bringing in Garnaccio. Garnaccio suffers from...
baddie face. Do you know what I mean? He's just got a face of, and I don't mean that baddie in the new colloquial term. No, no, punchable. I mean, he looks like 90s baddie, like machine gun you with his henchmen. It's a sharp pointy feature. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like fucking ratty looking. Do you know what I mean? Not like that. United, what do we think of Tielemans and Andre Santos from Chelsea coming in? They're working on that midfield. Definitely working on it. You got Casemiro gone, but yeah, that's interesting. I'll be honest. Manchester United is my biggest concern going into next season. Okay. No lie. No, no.
I'm going with you. It's the no Europe to Europe thing. So they're not going to be ready for the extra game. Every game that Carrick played where he had a midweek game, I think they didn't win it or something. And fine, they're reinforcing. But they're not like shopping in the highest echelon of player, right? Like Telemans is good. Perfectly good player. And Santos... Fine, but not like a mainstay for Chelsea. Yeah, but like, you know, it doesn't mean they can't be good. But we'll see. I think a lot of it will hinge on Sheshko, as the cool kids say. And I'm sure how he says his own name.
It just feels weird. Do you know what I mean? I just feel weird. Like, there's no H and S. I'm such an English islander that I sound pretentious saying a man's name correctly. I thought Yori Telemans was like 24. He's 29. He's 29. My bad. He's got a baby face. Yeah, I just thought. Whoops, I thought he had room to improve, but this is... No, that's where he is. He's got B2K face. And then Tottenham, though. Andy Robertson coming in. Van Hecke from Brighton. They sent Dubrovka.
Mateus Fernandez, which is a huge one from West Ham, and Sandro Tonali. They spent $85 million on Mateus Fernandez and $100 million on our boy Sandro, bro. What the fuck? Those are good signings. Those are good signings. They spent too much money, but they all good signings. Yeah, yeah. I feel like they're realizing they needed a solid midfield, and they've definitely purchased two players, even though Mateus... Who knows? Maybe Mateus will bring them down, too, because he has a bad record with taking teams down with him. Oh, he didn't just take West Ham down? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And prior to that, where was he at? South Ham? No, he transferred from... He just always just...
from one vine to the next. He's the Aaron Ramsdale of Central Rivers. Oh boy. But yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's also a pretty good recruiting, I gotta say, from Tottenham too. It's just, it's energetically, can Deserby really get them performing? What type of jeans is Deserby going to be wearing as well? What signings has he done in the jeans department? You know what I mean? How many rips will be on the jeans this season? How are we going to relate the rip to jean ratio? Is that confidence? The more rips, the more confidence? Is he trying to project?
strength with the rips and really he's scared. How are you reading the rips? I'm reading the rips. I just had a follow-up question for you, Chris. You are the jeans expert, technically. Where do zippers that don't go anywhere factor in his weight? I think fake zips is, I mean, it's an insecurity, right? So the more zips and rips, the more zips and rips, the less happy he is. You know they're a real problem when he's wearing just normal jeans and no zips on the boot. Zips and spikes on his shoes, right, before? It's the guy, it's like a...
Guy with a small penis vibe, right? You know what I mean? He avoided the drop though. He avoided the drop with those rips, zips, and spikes. You think he doubled down? He's like, come on, don't fail me now. He's coming up. He's like his lucky jeans and shoes. But that's avoiding the drop. That's not like winning stuff. I mean, my lucky Hawaiian shirt ran out of luck for the semifinal World Cup. So we'll see. Just somebody to keep an eye on each week. The amount of rips he's got on there. The less there are, the more worried I'm worried. Less rips and spikes and zips. I'm worried. But long may the unnecessary additions to his bottom half continue. Yeah.
If he comes out with like Amiri jeans or like Chrome hearts looking like he's in Young Thugs Entourage, there's going to be a problem. I'm like, oh, this guy's, something's wrong. And I don't know if it's good or bad. But if he comes out in patchwork denim, I don't know. All I will say is that it will communicate to me on a very human level something is wrong and it doesn't make me feel good. I don't know if it's good or bad, but I just do know, do not come up in patchwork jeans. Don't be surprised if you see him pull out a hookah during an FA Cup match.
Or maybe like, let's care about it. What's the rules on that? Some people smoke cigarettes. Cigarettes are probably not allowed anymore. They used to be. Cigars. No, no, no. That's his red hour back. What about vapes? Oh, he's got a vape. An unsponsored vape. You have to tape over the sponsor. Who was Germany's manager who's always eating his boogers? Yeah, Jurgi Lowe. Oh, Jurgi Lowe. Yeah, Jurgi Lowe. If he was out here eating boogers and digging in his ass and smelling it, let somebody vape. You know what I mean? Because those clips of Jurgi Lowe on the sidelines just...
getting them off yeah more upsetting than watching somebody fake Germany was at their best when he was smelling I know he was actually and just being like mmm what that do It takes so much to win on the international level. It's his lucky bum crack. He has to rub his arsehole. It's his lucky one. All the players have to just scratch his crack. Bro, sniffing his fingers, eating his boogers. He had an undefeated mixtape. But it was one of those things where people didn't even care. It's like, he's delivering, actually. So, yeah, bro. It's funny, because you're right. He was at Amerim when he had his little tactics board when they were, like, not doing good. Oh, look at me, his tactics, because he's crap. So they're like, look out. I mean, completely reasonable thing to be doing if you're good. But it turns out, it's the only thing in football as the results, mate.
You get the results. You can scratch your... That's the level of success. Digging your ass, yeah. Arteta this year. Shove your fingers up there, mate. Go on. Knock yourself out. He doesn't need to. Shove them in. Could you imagine? He's scratching his ass from the front, though. He's like, oh. He's just looking at it around. You're like, bruh. Around? Just based on the amount of kilometers he covers in the technical area, he would have the sweatiest of bubbles. Oh, yeah, yeah. Or just doing the thing where he's trying to tuck his shirt in, but he thinks he's in a urinal, so he fully undoes his pants and pulls them down and then gets them back up just to make sure it's tucked in right. Ass out. They're like, bruh, what the fuck did he just do? Guys.
Guys. He's wearing a jockstrip support. He's not even wearing underwear, bro. That shit was crazy. Guys, we're champions. Take a look, guys. Guys, what'd I say about freedom, guys? Your butt cheeks have to be out, guys. People say, guys, people say I'm too rigid. I'm too rigid. Does this look like a rigid? No, no, no, no, guys. This is the Vinny Jr. of sideline behavior. Oh, my God. Well, look, let's take another break. And when we get back, we need to talk about some real transfer news. And get back on our fucking Arsenal bullshit right after this.
And we're back. So what's new? Who are the other teams trying to sign? You got Bradley Barcola for PSG saying they're not going to let him go for something like nothing less than like $130 million. $140, yeah. What the fuck are y'all smoking on? And then we get an Ornstein fucking Bombasso coming out saying that Arsenal are exploring. Exploring. Exploring a deal for Vinicius Jr. Many on the internet have pointed out that whenever Ornstein has said we are exploring, it has typically ended in a signing. The most intriguing part of the Ornstein Bomba was that he said,
There's agreement at all levels to pursue this, which you're like, oh. Stuart McFarlane's on board. Yeah. The youth academy likes it. The kit guy is in. Yeah. Vic Akers has come back to be like, yeah, I'm having that as well. Vic Akers. He's got his shorts on. Scratch my legs. They're fucking legs. That was always wild too. Just a quick aside of Vic Akers when he's like, our kit man was the main women's squad manager too. When it was like, before they're like, what's he just like, man, he does kit. And he also, he's running the women's team. That's true. Any sign of the growth of the women's game is that they have a professional coach coaching them rather than a kit man walking around in shorts. The kit man from the men's first team. Vic, you don't have a lot on mate. You just watch the kits.
Can you get the ladies to my man for a minute? He was the one, wasn't he the one that hated Flamini cutting the sleeves and shit? He was the one who like hated that era of our players like modding their uniforms in the tunnel because he was like, it's not my pocket wearing. Anyway, but anyway, so we got this Ornstein bomb, Vinicius with the new chin. We haven't even gotten to that. The transfer market is nuts. He changed his face.
That's how you know he's coming. Yeah. He was getting ahead of it, bro. He knows how. He wanted to look like Sceptor because he's coming to London. On the chin. On the chin. On the chin. I've never looked at his chin before he needs a new chin. It just showed you. It's like, what was wrong with his chin? I mean, I get if you're looking at your face all the time, you're like, bro. And people probably fuck because it sounded like people fucked with him about his chin a lot. So this was because someone posted on the thing. I don't know if it was AI, but like one of his like girlfriend's friends was like, finally posted that under the thing. I'm like, oh, y'all been talking to him about this shit. Oh, that's me. Sure. Yeah. I mean, you got it.
His face has been caricatured a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. It might have broke him. It definitely broke him. What am I saying? He's got a new chin. What was... Well, I did tweet this. Oh, no, did I text this in the group? Jamel, the one that asked the moment, and I said, you know, guys, this is the fucking standards we're looking for, guys. He's making himself more aero-die-fucking-namic so he can be quick on the win, guys. Guys, look at this. He can literally get into the channels faster. He's lobbing off parts of... He's turning 26, coming into his prime. He wants to take another half a second off, guys. Guys, we're going to have to give it up to him, guys. We're going to call him Killmonger, guys, because the last guy to do this to his chin, guys, and reach to the top...
Michael B. Jordan, guys. Okay? Now think about that, guys. Changed his life. Look at this guy. He was just like, who's that kid on the wire? Guys, he's now fucking Michael B. Jordan, guys. One simple chin plan, guys. He's got a PowerPoint, and it's just like, one side is the wire, Michael B. Jordan, and then he put Killmonger. Killmonger, yeah. What if Vinny came out with the Killmonger dreads?
Oh, let him know. You think that's not coming? Let him know. I think he kind of looks like Tyler Perry, like a darker Tyler Perry. Whoa. In the new, the new chin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's something that I also, I was also said earlier, like Lukaku cosplaying as Bill Cosby. Yeah. He's also got the photo of him and the surgeon, which continues the trend of plastic surgeons being the least attractive man you've ever seen in your life. Yeah. We're somehow telling you what the perfect face looks like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me more.
Yeah, there's a lot. There's also this fucking stupid-ass tweet that they said. This was from Spanish Twitter. It's a theory. Vinicius was shot dead in a favela after his disastrous World Cup performance, and Real Madrid has hired a body double to avoid losing money. Arsenal is going to sign a Cameroonian who was working on the Valdebeu's construction site, the umpteenth stroke of genius from his Florentinism.
See guys, this, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers could never, this is something different. Can I just also, I did quote this to you guys, but I think my favorite tweet about this guy on Twitter, this guy online, at no new thing. I have some concerns about Junior. His body is more, he's always talking about people's body. Sometimes he says the craziest things you've ever read. Sometimes he has some pretty perceptive things, but he starts talking about his body and he's like worried about the flexibility. Now he's more inside. I've lost some of his outside burst. Also, his new chin surgery is a psychological and physiological disruptor. Imagine you look in the mirror one morning and you are no longer you. How would you perform?
That Vax putting him off. Arsenal signing him. Yeah, exactly. Oh, man. Who knows? He might be like, oh, that's him. Okay. And we get another level. Ryan, Vinicius is only 26. He does a celebration where he like turns around and does that thing where he's rubbing his shoulders. Like, you know, like it looks like he's getting... He's like he's making... He's hugging himself. Yeah. Ooh. Are you doing the ice cold celebration? I'm doing it. Ooh, I'm kissing myself. Can you imagine his unveiling at the Emirates? He's doing keepyuppies and he's balancing that shit on his chin. If he puts a ball on his chin, I'm losing it. Bro, I'm getting injured. I'm getting it tatted. That outline of Vinny with the ball on his chin.
You know it's going to be in a chant that goes to Arsenal. He changed his chin to play red and white. Which I truly think he did, man. He told Real's contract to get in the bin. I'm coming to Arsenal with one new chin. Oh, shit.
If I'm a Madrid fan, I got to really feel honored by this. He changed his face. That's how much he loved us. He's not even going to have the same head anymore. That's how you know your partner is about to leave you. They're like, what happened? Vinny, what happened? I just changed my grill. After the World Cup, I've just been thinking about some shit. Decided to get the ad on right here. I'm a chin area. You know what I mean? Nothing new. You know what I mean? About to go talk to some English birds. Yeah, got fedoras now. Nothing crazy. But Vinny. No, no, no. Call me Vinicius. Yeah, that's Vinicius. That's Vinicius, bro. Don't fuck with it.
He's the real deal. We just saw this with Tom Segura leaving his wife and them getting split up. The glow up is what happens before a man starts feeling himself and goes, you know what? I think I can do better. And in this case, I'm flattered. No, I mean, but Tom Segura, you know, like he started working now. He lost weight. He was feeling himself and shit. And then next thing you know, he's like, I'm off this shit. But anyway, I think with, I don't know, Vinny, I would love to have you here. This is the exact kind of signing that we like, I think it speaks to my sort of semi still like low club self-esteem.
Or in your mind, you go, well, sure, bro, we're not signing Vinicius. Vinny doesn't come to, he doesn't come to Arsenal. But, oh, look at us, right? We were in the Champions League final. We lost narrowly. We just won the league. Vinny hasn't won, I think, what, like the last two seasons, they've been silverwareless at Real Madrid. And yeah, this does, this actually looks like an appealing project. I'm sure, especially after two, I remember that quote, like where Vinny was like, damn, bro, Martin Odegaard fucking running shit. That shit is like, like, credit to him. This guy is running the fucking midfield. We don't even know what, how to fucking defend him or what he's going to do with the ball. And I'm thinking, I'm like, okay, some of these things add up. We have, we have agents in the national team that are probably also being like, you got the two Gabbies.
Jesus was there too. He would have three Gabbies gabbing his ear off about it. Hey, bro, it's nice. It's nice out here. Things are looking pretty Brazilian over at the Emirates. The big thing is that Mbappe, they won't match his contract for it that they're going to give to Mbappe. Right. We'll see. I mean, everyone's always going, it's funny how like pessimistic football fans are. I was like, well, won't the other players be annoyed that he gets paid more than them? I think they'll be pretty happy that they've got like an elite player in their team who's really good at football more so than them getting a bit less money than him. But yeah, it would be different. It'd be interesting. I like the fact that... What are the expectations? No, no, no, no, no. I was just going to say on the... No, no. What do you mean the expectations in what way?
Well, let's say I've been seeing what you were just talking about with people questioning like how the hierarchy would work with Vinny being the highest paid guy. But like, what would the expectations of the fans be of him? Are they expecting more than like Holland? he comes into the Arsenal side, he's starting to take a Martinelli spot, obviously, but like, are we expecting 20 goals? Are we expecting, I don't know, five goals? Yeah, I think he's expecting 20 goals. Yeah, I mean, he's consistently had about 20 goals a season, even like in his off years, he's hitting 20. And if he's like, if he came to Arsenal, it would be, I think Arteta would have to be like, this guy doesn't defend like everyone else, so they'd have to be like, factor that in, but it's like, Salah, if you don't have to score, you don't have to defend as much, but you have got to be banging the goals in, mate. So I think at least 20.
Yeah. I don't know. I think the expectations for people have been watching long enough. They're not, they're going to be like, okay, he's a superstar. Maybe not 20. I would expect at least 15 goals from someone like that. If we get 15, that's fine. But yeah, you'd, you'd feel like after a certain transition period, he will be Vinny junior and be the person who scores all these goals. And obviously like we, we would, we would sleep through the champions league, champions league group stages with him in that, that starting that like front three. But I think more than anything.
Ah, man. My expectation. I'm like trying to not be too much. That's the thing, right? Because obviously there's still a lot of people like, you know, this could also be him trying to leverage a better deal with Madrid. We know there's still limits to what Madrid is willing to do. And it's kind of like, bro, take it or leave it kind of a thing. So part of me wants to be like, well, hell yeah, bro. Come through. Like, fuck it. Like, we're trying to do some shit, bro. Come through. We'll love you, bro. The second you turn it, you give us a little bit of a highlight tape, we're going to fucking love you. But yeah, I'm...
I'm optimistic because this is kind of like what this is, I think for all of us, this is what we're hoping to do. Like to have a realistic title defense here, we have to augment the attack in a meaningful way. Like where you go, oh shit, they're ready because everybody else is in transition still. Like, like that's the one thing that is slightly benefiting us is that the people that are near us are all going through a transition. They've all got new managers, haven't they? Basically.
Yeah. Yeah. Except I guess United. Um, but like he's carical. He'll just, yeah. But all that to say, like, and that's still a project that's in flux. They're still figuring things out. They're replacing players or trying to change things here and there. So yeah, this, I, I, so I guess, yeah, if I'm being hopeful, yes, I want this shit to work. And I think it can happen. I don't think like, I don't think this is too expensive considering that like clearly they've internally looked at that, like what a deal looks like the kinds of numbers that we're gonna have to put in front of them to sign them. And I don't think the squad harmony thing is really at risk because this wasn't a squad built around mercenaries. Like when you have a team of mercenaries, then they start, you know,
checking pockets and being like, what the fuck is he making? What the fuck, bro? I thought I was in here. Whereas this feels a little bit more like everyone's got a head on. People are making good money in the positions they need to be. And most people are like, well, yeah, we're fucking Vinny Jr. coming into our team. Like, this is fucking crazy. This is sort of like another echelon of like, you know, true mega world star. It's fun to dream. I always want to call him Aaron Rodgers. Morgan Rodgers thing was like, it does seem like everyone's like Arsenal being cheap or whatever. It does seem like Arsenal are like, we won the league. We have a value in our head for players. It does seem like Bruno might happen. And I like that signing a lot, by the way, even he's older.
I think he's a progressive. He's 28. He's 29 or whatever. I think it's 23 seasons. Yeah, it's 28 to 29. But he's... That's obviously another attacking thing. You put Rice there, put him in the 8, and it's progressed and still all the dirty work as well. Again, a player I do not like in any capacity. He's like Ron Artest. You don't like him unless he's playing on your team. Yeah, but...
What was I going to say? I've gone. I'm just too excited by Vinny Jr. Oh, yeah. No, he's... I'd love it. Oh, no, that was it. Alvarez. That's still in the mix. And then it's like, Alvarez plus Jokeres. Guys, you can imagine. I'd be so sad. I'd be so sad to lose, Victor. Yeah. I'd be so sad. God damn. Heartless. Heartless, bro. I mean, some people are going, if they manage to do that in a swap, I'll be like, well, well played. If we had Vinny, Alvarez, and Bruno Guimarães, I'd be like, what the... Okay, we're cooking with gasolina.
And not to mention Saliba doesn't need surgery, but does need months. And Maduweke. And Nani Mads. Yeah, man. Shout out to Madman.
I guess he would be there. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen a lot of comedic content of people doing Noni welcoming Vinicius to the Emirates and he's in my club, mate. And it's like, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Here's what you do, mate. You do four step overs, you get to the line and you smash it out of the stadium. It's like, okay. Yeah, yeah. He's like, nah, I'd rather cut back and maybe find my man or score goal. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, you can do it like that. Vinicius Jr. You can do it your way, I suppose. Lacking imagination. All right. Oh, I guess if you like chucking and jiving all the time, yeah, go ahead, bro. It's not what I'm about, though. Shit. Yeah, so we will see what happens there. Apparently, this is like the showdown week.
He has to report for training, I think, at the end of this week. So talks are supposed to happen by then. And then if not, then maybe we will begin negotiating. But there is something to like, for every Mudrick, there's a Trossard. And if, for all that we wanted, Mr. Morgan, Rogers, maybe. It would just be so funny if they're like, how much, bro? 117? Nah, all right, bro, we're getting Vinny. Man, these people are fucking tripping, bro. I thought we could do this deal for like 80 million. And you're asking for fucking one, no. Because it's crazy. Like, bro, for 20 more bucks, we could be smoking crack. Okay? So get the fuck off me. And we've missed, saying goodbye to Leo, Mr. Clutch.
He's their most bought shirts. I think their shirt sales were the highest they've ever been for him joining them. And then we got Solace, this little guy who might or might not be good, but wasn't that expensive. But his numbers in the Belgian numbers are crazy. He's number one in all the meaningful offensive stats. And I gotta say too, he seems like a really good guy. The characters that we've been signing, you're always like, bro, this guy looks like he's got a good head on his shoulders and his focus and doesn't have a ego.
Yeah, we need that. We need that. So, you know, you know, Mikhail is putting these guys through the ringer, man. The personality quiz to join Arsenal must be nuts. There's probably like, he puts you probably through like 40 hours of hitting camera shit that you don't even know about. Where he's like, okay, next guys, we're going to do the old man who can't see. And he lost the dog. Guys, and we're going to see if we're going to help the guy. Okay. And action camera. Go, go, go, go. Have you seen my dog? Oh, no, sir. Can I help you? Okay, good, good, good. Yeah, we're going to move to the next test. The dog has an illness that can get him sick too. And we will see if he will embrace the dog as his own because he still values the life of the dog over his own well-being. Go. Okay, so here's my dog. He has raised...
Oh, God, sir. Good, good, good, good. Now take him to the veterinarian who is racist and we will see if he is going to push back against the veterinarian's racism. The dog is Jovert, by the way. The dog is the fucking piece coat. Nicholas Jovert and a dog. Did you see the thing of them in Girona right now? They're training in like the pool and they were doing like one touch with the ball and Arteta was like, he was like, guys, this is part of the plan. Guys, if you can find space in the water, guys, you can find space out of the water. Amazing. Everything's a lesson.
The pictures are so funny because you're like, it looks like they're playing a ball game or something. But I think they're just, I think they were just keeping it up with headers or something. Every minute is training, guys. Every minute is training, guys. Guys, guys. You'll have a nice romantic evening with your, with your wives and your girlfriends. Exactly, guys. Just don't think about football. He calls him right now and goes, you see a man, run, run behind from the left. Through ball or beat your man and pass. Boss, I'm having dinner. Go, go, go. Oh, man. There was, oh, just this little bit of news just came out. The latest thing with Vinicius was that
Real Madrid have sent a counteroffer to extend his contract. We'll see what happens there. And also, Atletico turned down Julien Alvarez's request for a face-to-face meeting to discuss the Barcelona transfer. All right, why don't you do a face-to-face meeting? Jesus. Hey, can we talk about this? They're not entertaining it. No. But mom, please, I said no. You never said, what'd you say? Finish eating your ham. I hate ham.
Yeah, well, we'll see. We'll see what happens. I mean, Cheney Jr., we'd love to have you, baby. Do we need to talk about Robbie Williams, I meant to say? People were debating whether it was gum or drugs or whatever coming out of his mouth. Yeah, what was that? What say you, Englishman?
My friend was convinced it was like something out of his nose. And then I think it was out of his mouth. I think, I mean, he did look like, what was the thing someone put in the doc? He looked like Polly Walnuts from Soprano. Yeah, he looked like a righteous gemstone. He looked crazy. I mean, he was probably just trying to make the halftime show just really fun, watch for himself. Like, that's the way it's going to be more enjoyable. Yeah. Yeah, which is a good idea. That feels like he's English, mate. Pub dust, don't it? Yeah. Have you seen, there were so many clips of the England fans just fucking blowing up in the stands in those last couple games. I don't know if you saw it. A bunch of people, there was like one crowd shot where like,
like two of their bros are trying to make a wall and behind them they're just going off the key like Alicia like yeah man they couldn't they couldn't resist they couldn't resist oh he was taking oh wait a minute I see wait I'm looking at this picture Jabari put in the chat we got Robbie Williams footage yeah Yeah, he said it, he joked that it was a mint or something. Yeah. Big ass mint. Yeah, I don't, it just feels like as much as when I'd be like, oh bro, the guy had ecstasy falling. Yeah, yeah, I think it was, I think it was just a mint. Yeah, I know. Yeah, and Robbie Williams has been getting fucked up and performing professionally. I mean, I don't think anymore, but you know, he had his history. I have a feeling he knows, he knows how to do it discreetly if he really had to. So, um, that's why I'm out with that. All right. Um, anything else?
I guess the last thing I want to say is to the people who do watch football, stop telling me that the Euros is more important than the World Cup now. That's done. Oh, bro. You know how I know this? Lamea Maul scored like one damn time in this fucking tournament. This guy ripped the Euros in half. It's the World Cup. I'm sick of y'all. I know people always say that obviously the competition is quote unquote higher, but...
There's something special about the World Cup, and that's the difference. And then finally, this is going to be the last episode of Ain't It Footy on the iHeart Podcast Network. Oh, shit. Yeah, this was a limited run. We got through the World Cup, and it's time to pack our bags. But don't worry, baby. We're not getting a bad divorce. This is a transfer. This is a transfer.
And guess what? Hey, dad's moving to a new place. You're going to like it. It's cool. There's like a pool at this building. The other kids there your age, bro. Don't worry, bro. Like, it's going to be cool. Robbie Williams is bringing some of his little minty mints. It's going to be nice. And we'll still do Thanksgiving here with your mom. You know, your mom and I are still cool. We love each other and all that. But, you know, but now you get to go kick it. Now you got PlayStation here. You got PlayStation over at my place. Sometimes Sandro will be on the couch, bro. Sandro's still trying to get right. Yeah, bro. He's going through a lot, bro. He's signed with Tottenham. He's been, you know, he's been upside down ever since, bro.
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