Chocolate Vein (Minor Upsets)

Deeply Upsetting 42: Chocolate Vein On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at [email protected] with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line! Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: [email protected] (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Transcript (Automated): The views and opinions expressed on deeply upsetting are those of the panelists and not those of the geeks 0:05 under the influence network associated brands properties or businesses listener 0:10 discretion is advised [Music] 0:25 welcome back to minor upsets minor upsets! it's the off week for deeply upsetting where we deep dive into 0:31 something that's upsetting us for the week but nothing that's too too horrible because the world is so bad this is 0:38 gonna be pretty lightweight but we get upset easily so we're gonna get into it we recognize that the world is a burning 0:43 swamp fire and we don't want to hit on anything that's actually that important right it's more of just the funny 0:50 but also upsetting we upset you in different ways yeah you know we don't need to like 0:56 tell you the [ __ ] news you see it you're there anywho i'm amy bogarde i'm mike the 1:01 hobbit welcome back welcome all right let's get into it because i have a nice little story for us i am 1:07 excited okay well don't be too excited because our story involves ted cruz no 1:13 i know this is where we really need sound effects because we need an audience being like boo 1:19 seriously or just like weird villain music did he get that much needed beard lift that 1:25 he's been looking for so it doesn't look like it's pieces of cat fur that were just glued to his face 1:30 nope still going rocking that sweet sweet look cool you know he and his wife haven't [ __ ] in 1:36 like 20 years if that i mean maybe more okay so this article comes to us from 1:42 the reputable news source that the only place i get my news queerty 1:49 okay the headline is ted cruz is asked by a student if he would perform a sex act on 1:55 another man i did i did catch footage of this moment and 2:01 it's it's incredible it's it's so pretty good just and it's the delivery of this 2:07 college student that like delivered that i think was a college student i didn't watch the clip i only read the article 2:12 so well let me give you the yeah the back story on it so apparently ted cruz has a podcast which if you li