Chocolate, Werewolves & Fairy Tales (Blood and Chocolate, The Company of Wolves, Dog Soldiers)

Send us Fan MailNicole forced the Common Craig into submission, allowing her to choose the trio of movies for this episode. And apparently, she has a thing for chocolate, men whose eyebrows meet in the middle and weapon-toting soldiers, it seems. Get ready for another AMASS OR MURDER triple feature! First, did you know that creeks lead to rivers? Well, if you didn't, the dreamy male lead in Blood and Chocolate, will be sure to educate you. It's teenage, well, maybe young adult romance, at its not so finest. Then we fall asleep while reading a magazine and begin to dream that we'll finally reach puberty, after all these years. AND have nightmares of dogs, er, wolves in fancy dress at a wedding reception. How fun! Ah, the surreal symbolism of The Company of Wolves. And then from there, get ready to lose your sausages! No, no, that's not what we mean. As a team of troops seem totally outclassed by a pack of muscled up werewolves in Dog Soldiers!