EPISODE · Feb 20, 2026 · 56 MIN
Chris Chan Is Persona Grata in Mama’s Coochie
from Distorted View Daily · host Distorted View
On today’s show, Tim wraps up the week with a packed lineup of internet insanity, public meltdowns, and Ohio weirdness.We kick things off with a long-awaited Chris Chan update after he was reportedly kicked out of a brony convention. Instead of addressing the incident, Chris releases a new video once again denying the infamous allegations involving his mother — reopening a controversy that refuses to die.Next, a series of freakout clips:A neighborhood woman goes absolutely ballistic chasing an ice cream truck, accusing the driver of selling cocaine, crack, and meth along with frozen treats.A paramotor crash victim’s screams get auto-tuned into an accidental musical masterpiece while he calls 911 from the desert.Chaos erupts at Applebee’s when customers call police after being cut off from an all-you-can-eat promotion they were allegedly sharing with family members — leading to shouting, accusations, and an arrest.We also hear some questionable homemade redneck porn audio, complete with bizarre dirty talk and uncomfortable racial commentary that raises more questions than answers.In the news:A congressional panel grills retail billionaire Les Wexner about his financial ties to Jeffrey Epstein, including claims that Epstein’s wealth and operations were largely funded by him. A hot-mic moment captures Wexner’s attorney warning him to keep his answers short.Actor Shia LaBeouf is arrested during Mardi Gras in New Orleans after allegedly assaulting two people while shouting homophobic slurs. He faces misdemeanor battery charges.In Ohio, Butler mayor Wesley Dingus pleads not guilty to voyeurism charges after a minor relative allegedly recorded him entering her bedroom, sniffing underwear, and touching himself. The case adds to his existing legal troubles from a separate vehicular assault indictment.Listener interaction includes:Updates on the growing trend of “Tim Henson old-lady walks.”Reactions to recent porn clips and show bits.Fan art and merch ideas (including Glass Meat Clock designs).New jingle submissions for the 4-Harry-Cunt line.Patreon calls cover workplace annoyances, colonoscopy nostalgia, gym crushes, and general freak chatter.Support the show:Become a Sideshow member at DistortedView.com for exclusive episodes and full archives, or join via Spotify/Apple Podcasts. Patreon supporters get priority voicemail access, and listener sponsorships are available for $25 via PayPal ([email protected]).Spread the distortion, and we’ll do it again Monday.
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On today’s show, Tim wraps up the week with a packed lineup of internet insanity, public meltdowns, and Ohio weirdness.We kick things off with a long-awaited Chris Chan update after he was reportedly kicked out of a brony convention. Instead of addressing the incident, Chris releases a new video once again denying the infamous allegations involving his mother — reopening a controversy that refuses to die.Next, a series of freakout clips:A neighborhood woman goes absolutely ballistic chasing an ice cream truck, accusing the driver of selling cocaine, crack, and meth along with frozen treats.A paramotor crash victim’s screams get auto-tuned into an accidental musical masterpiece while he calls 911 from the desert.Chaos erupts at Applebee’s when customers call police after being cut off from an all-you-can-eat promotion they were allegedly sharing with family members — leading to shouting, accusations, and an arrest.We also hear some questionable homemade redneck porn audio, complete with bizarre dirty talk and uncomfortable racial commentary that raises more questions than answers.In the news:A congressional panel grills retail billionaire Les Wexner about his financial ties to Jeffrey Epstein, including claims that Epstein’s wealth and operations were largely funded by him. A hot-mic moment captures Wexner’s attorney warning him to keep his answers short.Actor Shia LaBeouf is arrested during Mardi Gras in New Orleans after allegedly assaulting two people while shouting homophobic slurs. He faces misdemeanor battery charges.In Ohio, Butler mayor Wesley Dingus pleads not guilty to voyeurism charges after a minor relative allegedly recorded him entering her bedroom, sniffing underwear, and touching himself. The case adds to his existing legal troubles from a separate vehicular assault indictment.Listener interaction includes:Updates on the growing trend of “Tim Henson old-lady walks.”Reactions to recent porn clips and show bits.Fan art and merch ideas (including Glass Meat Clock designs).New jingle submissions for the 4-Harry-Cunt line.Patreon calls cover workplace annoyances, colonoscopy nostalgia, gym crushes, and general freak chatter.Support the show:Become a Sideshow member at DistortedView.com for exclusive episodes and full archives, or join via Spotify/Apple Podcasts. Patreon supporters get priority voicemail access, and listener sponsorships are available for $25 via PayPal ([email protected]).Spread the distortion, and we’ll do it again Monday.
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