Chris Gets Ghosted By His Peptide Dealer & Obsesses Over Aliens | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

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#ChrisDistefano #StandUp #comedy Comedian Chris Distefano is back LIVE from the Chaos Bus in NYC with another completely unhinged solo episode of Chrissy Chaos. Chris talks UFO conspiracies, the newly released “alien files,” parenting anxiety, Knicks courtside stories, buying a Tesla for Jasmine, awkward celebrity recognition moments, and the realities of podcast breakups. PLUS: Chrissy debates whether aliens would destroy religion, explains why he wants to retire to Manhattan, talks about raising kids without fear, and gives his take on the recent podcast world drama involving Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh. Chaos Bus episodes are officially becoming their own universe. #ChrisDistefano #ChrissyChaos #ComedyPodcast Chapter Timestamps 00:00 Chaos Bus Returns From the Upper West Side 02:10 Mother’s Day Plans & Family Chaos 04:20 Chris Dreams of Living in Manhattan 05:20 Fame, Recognition & Celebrity Embarrassment 09:00 Trump UFO Files & Alien Conspiracies 10:35 Chrissy’s Awkward Street Interview Attempt 12:10 Why the Chaos Bus Format Works 15:20 Chris Explains His Anxiety & OCD Habits 16:05 BlueChew Ad Read 17:15 FÜM Ad Read 18:50 College Basketball Anxiety Stories 20:15 Relationship Anxiety vs Jealousy 22:00 Parenting, School Stress & Childhood Trauma 23:45 Why Chris Hates Filming in Public 25:00 Chaos Bus Rapid Fire Game 27:15 Parallel Parking Appreciation Segment 29:00 Raising Kids Without Fear 30:35 NYPD Pulls Up to the Chaos Bus 32:00 Politics, Parenting & Social Commentary 33:40 Chris Announces He’s Buying a Tesla 37:40 Upcoming Stand-Up Dates 38:15 Podcast Breakups & Schulz/Akaash Discussion 43:40 Knicks Courtside Stories & Joel Embiid’s Feet 46:25 Hantavirus, UFOs & Conspiracy Theories 50:35 Prince Street Pizza Disaster & Sneaker Talk UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BlueChew Discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Fum Head to https://www.tryfum.com/CHAOS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise - Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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