Chris Urbanowicz (Editors)

You probably know that former Editors guitarist/keyboardist/pro wrestling obsessive is a talented bloke who helped bring his band to the forefront of the UK "indie" scene with his uncanny ability to paint bleak aural landscapes informed by his native Birmingham (how's that for an awful sentence?). But did you also know that the dude is HILARIOUS?  Chris jumps into the WORST GIG EVER fray, dropping pithy asides while sharing tales of dealing with the lack of tour bus toilets, showering "cocks out" with bus drivers at festivals, gruesomely destroying his fingernail, and why Ric Flair v. Harley Race at Starrcade '83 is the most overrated wrestling match of all-time.